My friend Kristie brought it to my attention that if I am living in Portland, Oregon and still drinking Starbucks coffee, I’m doing it wrong. Here’s my solution: send me some!
Option A (preferred)
Contact me for a shipping address. I love mail, especially packages with interesting stamps. If you send me something, you will get a handwritten thank you… unless a thousand of you send me coffee at once. Because then I wouldn’t be able to sit down anywhere in my apartment. I’d just have to lie down close to the ceiling.
Option II
Click the PayPal link to the right and make a donation large enough to buy the coffee or caffeine edibles you’d like to see reviewed. Then, either e-mail me or put a note in the subject line of your donation what it’s for. I will then ingest said caffeine and tell you whether I like it here!
Note: it may take me several weeks to process reviews, as there is only so much my heart can take on any given day.
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