Nothing You Don’t Need

If you were going to open up a shop, what would you sell?

The idea of working retail appeals to me as long as I don’t have to count on the store to be successful in order to eat. I just don’t like retail. I would put out what there is and say “good luck.”

I think I would like owning a bookstore, but I’d read them the whole time I was there- or sit with my tablet and keyboard at the till, hoping not to treat customers like they’re the irritating, unnecessary evils they are at other stores. I’d still want to be polite, but no one would expect that of me if the books were in random order. Being a grumpy asshole proprietor is non-negotiable in that scenario. But again, it’s a store where I don’t have to sell anything. People see what they like and give me money.

I do not have to show them anything, point out how they could save money overall by buying 10 books instead of three, etc.

I know within myself that I could be good at selling books because it is not the same as selling cars. I would be good at selling cars, too, because I have that preacher’s kid personality show…. but I wouldn’t use it because it’s bullshit. It’s not the real me. The real me is the cranky jackass in Parts.

I went to a store once in Memphis that said, “if we don’t have it, you don’t need it.” The store was just stacks and stacks of crap. Good luck finding anything. And yet, you could strike gold if you looked long enough. Everybody knows that feeling…. grateful you don’t have to go to Marshall’s and Target because TJ (TK) Maxx had it……… but you didn’t know they had it until you went through everything and part of the time you sat on the floor.

That’s the kind of shop I’d run. It would be a glorious mess no matter what was in it. But even if it were only books and books alone, I wouldn’t sell nothing you don’t need.