Now that I’ve learned you can be anything you want to be on the internet, I know that Supergrover is an absolute fraud. She led me to believe she was a case officer for years, and wasn’t prepared for just how much I love her despite the fact that there’s no espionage drug I’ve been taking. I’ve just got issues. I have been assured of this by many people. I realized that in order to find her, I had to lose me. That the espionage drug was so big that I walked right up to Jonna Mendez like I knew her.
Then I emailed the case officer and Mendez at the same time saying, “…because you’ll sure as shit get her side, Dagger.”
That may have been a bit much, I’ll grant you.
But it’s my life goal to make her laugh.
And Tony, for that matter. Because now he has every story that’s ever been told, because he’s a book in the library. I would like to think that he follows his wife’s capers closely, and I hope this is a good one despite the fact that I looked like a complete jackass when I did it.
Because I am always the best.
According to popular legend.
Anyway, Jonna said she couldn’t be helpful, but she’s the chief of disguise. Someone was.
Fin.
Stories That Are All True 