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What gives you direction in life?

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I have had both Android-based and Apple phones. Either way, I use Google Maps because I find it superior. I don’t know why. I just like the interface better than Apple Maps, and Google maps does the same thing on my watch that Apple Maps does, which is to buzz my watch when it’s time to turn. If I have my headphones in, there’s no need for it because the turn by turn navigation is in my ear, but when I don’t the haptic feedback on my watch is actually better than an audio alert.

I started out with my literal answer because the prompt reminded me of something Kathleen told me, the story of her college interview. Now, Kathleen (like every person I’ve ever dated) was incredibly smart. She was a business major at University of Houston, and ended up accepting a position at ExxonMobil in Global Information Systems. That’s how I moved to DC in the first place. Basically, the last person you’d ever think did something like this, which only made it funnier.

Kathleen was trying to get into Simmons, which is a women’s college in Boston on The Fenway. They are known for library science, I believe, but it wasn’t her interest. She wanted to live in Boston on The Fenway. I would like to point out that she DID get in after this, she just didn’t graduate there.

The interviewer asked her what she would bring to the college, and she said, “the blanket my grandma gave me, probably my pot-bellied bear (stuffed animal)……….” I was CRYING, shaking with laughter and so was she because of course she laughed about it in retrospect.

I don’t know everything she did end up taking with her to Boston, but she did take me (later on). She was supposed to graduate in the class of 2000, which she did, just in Houston. But her best friend was still graduating from Simmons that year, so I got the grand tour. The school’s address is literally 500 The Fenway, so we had access to everything right in our backyards. I loved Boston and wished I could have stayed longer.

I remember one souvenir I got that trip- a Harvard medical school sweatshirt for my dad. I didn’t go to a class at Harvard, but I did sit in on one at MIT. I think it was a math class, but I’ve slept since then. Whatever it was, I did not understand it. I don’t remember it because there are no “good lines” to connect me to it. My brain works through echologia. If there’s not a valuable thought or idea attached to a memory, it fades because I don’t repeat it in my head. In my head, good writing runs like a tape.

I can remember snippets of my dad’s sermons and it has been 29 years since he’s done a single service (not counting weddings or funerals). He will do those if someone asks him. As in, when you leave the church you stop doing active ministry, but they don’t take away your ordination. He can still sign legal documents as the officiant, etc. He left the church the summer before my 17th birthday, and went into medicine as a second career until he “retired.” In quotes because his philanthropy work takes up a lot of time. I tend to confuse people when I say I’m a preacher’s kid, because they don’t know my dad as a Rev. Meanwhile, I only had one grade school year in which he wasn’t a pastor.

“Can we cuss now?” -Lindsay L. Lanagan, 1995

I cannot say it was a different direction for my life as well, because like I said, I was almost 17. Not enough time for things to change drastically in terms of what I would do once high school was over, etc. I think those things would have played out the same, because being ADHD/autistic of course I didn’t plan anything in advance. I just took the basic entrance exams for junior college in Fort Bend, then transferred to UH. I’ve never even taken the SAT.

It just occurred to me to say out loud that I tend to have a delayed response to stress, thinking I’m fine until I break apart into a million pieces. It puts my behavior over the last 10 years in stark relief, that I’m fine right up until I’m not. That I will not explode because I am intentionally trying to hurt someone. I don’t realize that I’m overwhelmed, overstimulated, and at my breaking point.

In high school, that presented as a migraine that wouldn’t go away and landed me in the hospital for four days. The only reason I was mad about it is that I had to take my finals, because I had a good enough average to be excused and then I had too many absences. It wasn’t bad, though, just an annoyance at having to go to school longer than my peers. I was freaked out because I wanted to be at home with Meagan, because she’d gotten into University of New Brunswick and was leaving soon….. Another reason I had a full blown migraine. I was melting down due to stress and grief.

Dating a Canadian was really hard, because there was something so FINAL about her going to school in a different country. I knew she was never coming back, and I was right. She has never moved back to the US. Although what I can say is that researching immigration wasn’t wrong, and that I would have been happy if I’d done it even if the relationship had still failed. I have spent enough time in Ottawa with Meag to know I would have liked living there. But honestly, the more I researched immigration, the more final everything became because an autistic 18 year old cannot handle the logistics of an international move. I was overwhelmed by details from the beginning.

In terms of direction, what I knew is that if I wanted to go to UNB as well, I had to like the school on its own merit because people break up. So, I sent for an information packet and got an interactive CD-ROM that included a tour of the campus and some games to get you familiar with living there, like a scavenger hunt. It’s the most clever and creative recruitment tool I’ve ever seen anyone do, and WAY ahead of its time because it was basically the precursor to things like interactive web sites. I didn’t get anything like it from any of the other schools to which I applied, but does it surprise you that UNB got me by giving me something I didn’t have for my computer?

Do I regret not following Meag back to Canada? My perspective has changed. It’s a mixed bag, right? My answer today is very different than it was before the 2016 election, but even as a teenager I agreed with Canada’s socialist policies. People who say “socialist” like it’s a bad word because conservatives have convinced them it is. Meanwhile, Alberta has a thriving oil economy just like Texas and yet the people of Alberta still have nationalized health care and Texas has a lot more money. There is still income disparity, but no one is left to die on the streets. You can have capitalism and socialism.

Ask Deadpool.

Knowing what I know now, I would be horrified to change a thing that would have altered the course of my life away from eventually coming back to DC. The way it happened is just too oddly specific to recreate, and while my life would have been great as a Canadian, I would have kicked the shit out of myself for not going to Portland. If I hadn’t given up on immigration, I wouldn’t have met Dana.

Meeting Dana altered the direction of my life the most, because I’ve lived in Portland twice. I had to move back because I missed her too much; my girlfriend was way too jealous and possessive for me to have any friends. I mean it. She was emotionally abusive, and though she never punched me, she punched through a wall in my apartment (NOT HERS) when I told her that Meag was coming to stay with me……. Even when I didn’t say “Meag is coming to stay with me and we’re going to be alone in my apartment digging up old memories.” It wasn’t some sort of game. I said, “Meag, her partner, and their little girl are coming to stay with me.” She was still apoplectic and told me that it was inappropriate and I should have asked her if they could spend the night.

We didn’t live together.

We’d been dating three months.

And on some level I still thought I was an asshole and she was right. She said something to me that I’ve forgiven, but I’ve never forgotten.

She said something about not feeling secure in our relationship, that I was really committed, and then said “you look like such a flake when you haven’t finished your degree.” She was a middle school counselor, and it was like she’d never seen anyone with ADHD before……… And she’d never pulled that card before, it was just politically convenient and she knew it would hurt.

It hurt because she knew I was brilliant. She knew I’d turned down an internship with the Human Rights Campaign writing national Sunday school curriculum because she didn’t want me to go. She, like me, thought there was something so FINAL about going away, as if three months was enough that I’d just say “I live here now.” It might have been, but it wouldn’t have been “I want to move back to DC without you.” I felt secure in the relationship, not in Texas. For her, those two things were one and the same. I have several friends who are engineers and manage to have great marriages despite being asked to travel for work, often longer than three months. If that little time apart destroys a relationship, then it wasn’t a real relationship in the first place.

It changed the direction of my life, the giving up of that internship to kowtow to my girlfriend’s fears. Dana put the kibosh on that real quick. She was the one who put the puzzle pieces together and saw how I was being manipulated before I did. Dana’s former partner was an alcoholic, and so was my girlfriend. She could tell a lot without me having to say anything.

I don’t have a problem with alcoholics and addicts. I have a problem with alcoholics not admitting that even though they don’t drink, they’re still dry drunks. As in, the problems that made them drink haven’t gone away and they still exhibit the behaviors of someone who drinks, like manipulation, isolation, etc. I am not saying that if you have problems with alcohol, then you are emotionally abusive. I am saying that I do not have time for alcoholics and addicts who think alcohol is the entire problem. That the only thing they need to do is stop drinking. They don’t have to have therapy, they don’t have to go to meetings, they don’t have to do anything besides not drink.

So, you have a sober person who, for the first time in literal years is feeling real emotions again, and they don’t know what to do with them. Whatever drove them to drink or use is still the monkey on their backs and the ghost out to get them. They’re actively running away from their emotions because they’re not used to them. If you have an addictive personality, you have an addictive personality. That’s why so many former drug and alcohol users start smoking half a pack a day, drinking coffee as a water substitute, and/or you’ll never find something sugary that they don’t like. They cannot be addicted to the things they were in the past, so they find new ones.

But please know that I am not speaking from personal experience in an arena where it’s all about personal experience. I am not trying to speak for an alcoholic or addict, these are just observations I’ve learned from being a coworker in the kitchen and having had friends go through the recovery process. Having an addict living in your house gives you a front-row seat to how that brain works, and it is not so dissimilar from ADHD. If you were neurotypical before you started drinking, there’s a possibility your thought processes will go back to normal. Unfortunately, neurodivergence may be your new normal because the alcohol gave you so much dopamine that your brain cannot possibly keep up. It cannot produce more dopamine than what you used to get from the alcohol, so your brain just sits there and screams. It is possible that you have accidentally induced bipolar disorder, or that you were self-medicating to manage bipolar disorder you didn’t know you had.

Chicken and egg debate on bipolar vs. addict. We’ll never know, but it’s extraordinarily common.

From my perspective, an alcoholic and a bipolar person are perfect for each other because they present so similarly. However, that’s dependent on a lot of factors….. The biggest one is that half of the couple realizes they’re bipolar and what it does to you, and the other realizes they’re an addict and what that does to you. You have to speak from a vulnerable place and know you are capable of being wrong. Red flags are only problematic if you’re managing someone else’s. Knowing you have red flags and saying “I’m working on it” is completely different than trying to hide them and hope no one notices.

Your life becomes more manageable when you realize that you’ve been acting egocentric, and find something to get it out of the way. When you are no longer the center of your own universe, things look very different. “Egocentric,” however, cannot be equated to “selfish.” Plenty of people are egocentric because they feel that asking for things is putting someone else out. Being that shut down is egocentric because you have stopped participating in a give and take, making people guess your needs….. Often, when angry, blaming another person for everything you failed to tell them. In no example of any behavior that I’ve given on this Web site am I immune to being part of the universal “you.” The only behavior I don’t have is drinking too much on a consistent basis. If I feel any amount of hung over, I pull back more. For instance, if I had four drinks over the course of an evening with friends and I felt hung over the next morning, the next time I’d drink three. What I’ve discovered is that the best answer is not to drink at all unless it’s a once in a while treat. Because I’m a blogger/diarist, I absolutely hate losing control. I can tell I’m feeling tipsy when this monologue slows down, and that’s not a good thing. I need every bit of creative juice I’ve got.

I have learned that you do not want alcohol to numb your inner monologue unless the play is shit.

The play is the thing.

God Bless the Outcasts

~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment

Who are your current most favorite people?

I have always had a low opinion of myself, and am slowly changing it. I feel stronger now than I ever have, because acknowledging that I’m autistic allowed me to feel like a real person instead of an alien. When I think of the ways my mother tried to hide from me that I was physically disabled, it feels similar. I didn’t stop experiencing symptoms of CP when I didn’t know I had it, I just felt lazy and incompetent because everyone told me I was fully capable and just needed to work harder. Those people were absolutely wrong, and I had no way of correcting them.

There were a lot of background conversations over me that had nothing to do with me- yet affected the course of my life. My mom thought it was more important for me to feel absolutely normal….. and so did my dad. They just did not agree on methodology to reach that conclusion. My dad thought it was important for me to know I had limitations. My mother thought that telling me about them would just make me feel more different, more fucked up, etc. They both had valid points of view, it’s just that my mother was objectively, devastatingly wrong. I can listen to a thing without agreeing with it. Her feelings were valid. Her choice was still awful.

Every single time my dad brought up the fact that I wasn’t like other kids and needed help, she immediately started minimizing it. She told me that my dad had a penchant for hyperbole, and it was a gaslighting operation that lasted years. It affected my opinion of myself because I constantly treated myself as if nothing was wrong with me, I was just stupid…… because my mom wanted me to believe that I was “more physically capable than I really was.” In retrospect, I think that is untrue. I think my dad understood the assignment.

He understood that if your child got a diagnosis like that, you now have a different child and not because they’re a different person. You gain a different library of images as to what will make your child successful, because trying to fit them into the society we’ve already created will beat them into a bloody pulp……. daily.

It was impossible for me, monkey in the middle, to see through either of them in any kind of objective way. Even my eye problems are connected to CP. I have what’s called an “alternating isotropia.” That means both of my eyes are capable of strabismus (turning), it depends on which field of vision my brain has picked to use in that moment. Am I right or left-eye dominant?

Over time, I have become more and more dependent on my right eye because as my left has deteriorated, my brain is smart enough to use it consistently. As a child, when both eyes were strong, I wrote a book every day on why stereopsis is absolutely necessary.

I do not have what’s known as “course stereopsis” or “fine stereopsis.” This means that I have neither the feeling that I am immersed in my environment, nor the ability to tell spatially where things are. A good example is not being able to judge the riser on a staircase, tripping up or down on the trades. Most of the time, I fall going up because I have not lifted my foot high enough from one trade to the other…. I am not clumsy because I didn’t see the step at all. I am clumsy because I saw it and I could not judge the distance correctly.

The worst time this has ever occurred was on the concrete steps in front of my elementary school. We’d just gotten back from a football game, and it was late. Because of my physical disabilities, my social masks for it make me more tired, more quickly than I realize. I’ll get into show mode and ignore myself. As my exhaustion sets in, mistakes are made. I do not have depth perception or angle of convergence. Walking in an unfamiliar environment takes four times the energy that it does for someone without these difficulties because I have to anticipate everything….. and I’m auDHD. We as a people are not known for planning ahead. I basically broke my whole face.

In short, as a cook my brain is my most valuable feature. I can put together flavor combinations faster than I can plate….. for most people, plating is the easiest thing in the kitchen. For me, it’s the hardest because my plate is always going to look slightly off until I white knuckle through it. It’s not that I am trying to be difficult. I have to do everything by how it feels because my brain is not just all of the sudden going to start using my eyes correctly.

I was today years old when I learned that it was all connected physically. We can leave auDHD out of it for a second. I thought that my lack of 3D vision was from medical malpractice, and I don’t believe I’m entirely wrong on that one. What I do believe is that there is an equal chance that a doctor made a mistake in the delivery room as there is “I got CP, and lack of stereopsis is a symptom of it. Seriously. I was born with it. I’m 46. Today years old.

The reason it’s impossible to tell is that I haven’t had a neurological workup since I was 18 months old. Hypotonia doesn’t generally get worse, but is chronically misdiagnosed from one to the other. It would be interesting if I found the key to unlocking me completely at random……. just like I stumbled into autism.

I couldn’t judge the difference between a neurotypical brain and a neurodivergent one, either. This is because I did not do the research on ADHD that I should’ve when I was diagnosed. I went to the doctor. I got medication. It worked. End of story……. or is it?

No, there was so much more. There was social perception of the neurodivergent brain (childish). I can tell you for sure this is not true. We show up at the office with the best of intentions and work so much harder for a lesser result. I get it. Doesn’t make it suck less.

Neurotypicals, we don’t want to work for you. We really don’t. It affects our self-esteem a ridiculous amount. Every meeting with the boss means immediate termination, because the boss only comes to your desk when you are a straight-up problem for them. I get it. We are a problem for you. No doubt. But is it really better for your neurodivergent employees to fucking beat the shit out of themselves every single day? Is it worth it to you, as a boss, to have employees that fear you to that degree? We live in our failures because you make us.

The vice president of Alert Logic, in his letter to me that won me the second Rock Star award in six months, said that “if every Alert Logic employee was like Leslie, we’d have a much better company.” I was fired six months later because I couldn’t write things down while I talked. Here is what I know to be true. The vice president wouldn’t have fired me. Middle management got frustrated and gave up.

It wasn’t a problem that I got fired. That tiny piece paled in comparison to the fallout, because I wasn’t just supporting myself. I was supporting Dana as well, because she hadn’t found a job yet (another huge red flag). We had no income coming in at all, and I was blamed heavily for it instead of Dana saying, “you know what? I should get a job.” She did after I got fired, of course, but she didn’t do a damn thing to help me in terms of money or finding her own support system while I was at work. The reason I didn’t find it problematic at first is because I got the “perfect job for me” and I made plenty of money to give her whatever kind of life she wanted. She just didn’t go out and grab it, staying home to support me instead.

I will never be able to repay that gift, because she did indeed help me. It just didn’t work out in the long run. I am not berating her for her decisions, just telling you how they affected me. In some ways, I got everything I ever wanted. In some ways, it was the beginning of the end….. mostly due to Dana’s DUI. That’s conjecture, but even if it’s bullshit, it’s my perception.

Dana’s self-esteem went to shit before we ever moved to Houston because she felt so humiliated and guilty. Therefore, her depression got worse as I got stronger. What I know is that if I had been the one who’d been arrested, Dana would have reacted the same way I did…. out of her mind trying to get to me and supportive the whole way through. But when you’re fighting your own battle, you often don’t see your squire, the one who is tasked with and vetted to help you. It’s not like I didn’t know what contract I was signing. I just never in a million years realized how fast it was going to devolve into a manic rambling spiral….. for me.

Dana is not bipolar (as far as I know). Therefore, only I was ever cycling up. Dana just had to wallow because she was physically incapable of not. I mean, what would you do in that situation? Wouldn’t it make you feel worthless? I can’t imagine, but I’ve had so many friends go through it.

If you think I’m crazy to want to marry Daniel after what I went through with Dana, here’s the difference. Daniel made the commitment to himself (and therefore me and Cora) to get sober and stay that way. His alcoholism had gotten to the point where it was untenable, so he knew that it was “get better or die” time. That he had the impetus on his own to say “enough is enough. I’m done.”

It often takes hitting a truly hard rock bottom to see how you don’t need to be temporarily done anymore. I also don’t know the recidivism rate on DUI… whether I was right in believing that Dana was absolutely going to be arrested again because the first time didn’t change her behavior. I got to the point where I thought, “even if I’m wrong and this never happens again, I cannot trust that it won’t.” In retrospect, I was not having an emotional affair because I needed it for the present. I needed it to give me strength for the future.

I couldn’t think about cheating. I could only lay it out in front of Dana and say, “this is what is happening to me. It’s a new relationship energy that’s swallowing me whole because it’s so bright and happy.” What I did not say is “you’re going down and I don’t want to go with you.” In short, the plan was just to be honest and work my way through it. As Supergrover and I became closer, the hard outs alienated Dana. It was a Supermess.

Supergrover and I absolutely deserved a space of our own because of the hard out, and couldn’t get it because Dana was convinced that Supergrover would read my writing and feel touched by an angel or some shit. Though that’s not what happened at all, I appreciate Dana’s confidence in my ability.

Or as I told Supergrover, “I never railed that you were straight, dear heart. It’s that I thought you might be Cynthia Nixon and in effect, you’re not because I’m not that good a writer.” Yes, because that’s how sexual orientation works….. because it doesn’t right up until people like Cynthia say “uh-oh. What is this?” So, it wasn’t out of the realm of possibility in my mind…. and it wasn’t real, either. I believed her, truly. I was wrong. That didn’t make my thoughts wrong, just wrong for her.

It was honestly a relief to learn about Michael, because when said feelings occurred, she presented to me as a single mom for months. I thought of her in a completely different way because that’s how she told me to think of her. She wasn’t wrong not to tell me. I should have done a lot of things differently and I feel solid about that. What I did know is that if I was ridiculously worried about her all the time, he made me stop.

If you knew the whole story, it would not be a surprise to you how I got from “Supergrover needs someone like me” to Supergrover needs me” so goddamn fast- and how, in some ways- learning about Michael’s existence felt too late to do any good for me, because I was so wrecked…. and not because she rejected me. It was all my own shit to get rid of, and I did. I went from wanting to be the partner to being happy to be the virtual guard dog.

It was my job to feel protective of her, and I most certainly did. Godzilla has nothing on me, and neither does Lloyd Dobbler. If I thought it would do any good at all, I would play fuckin’ Peter Gabriel.

Months ago, maybe October, I laid it all out there for her. My entire thought process from beginning to end, why I felt so close to her even if she didn’t feel close to me. That this is how much I love you and want to help. All I got back was “don’t think your psychoanalysis is correct.” Fuck me running. I can’t win with this woman and I am tired. I have done everything she’s asked for jack shit in return, so I finally got the message to move on. She stomped all over my heart and it had nothing to do with romance.

Fatality.

This is all due, I believe, to auDHD. She cannot understand why I sound rude and demanding even though I’m the most tenderheart bear she’s ever met. Why my love letter came across as “psychoanalysis” and not “I will sit with you even when you need to be silent.” I know from experience that she is also walking around town with a third degree burn on her face. I only wanted to be Neosporin to help the scars heal.

I cannot undo anything that happened to her. I really can’t. But what I can do is receive her. Listen to her. But, of course when she said she was too overwhelmed yet again, after five years, I realized that it wasn’t all time commitments and I was pouring more energy into her than she really wanted, even if she couldn’t just stop being nice and tell me that.

I need to hear things flat out, and I can give what I require. All of my personality is designed for helping others, but you have to see past the wrapping paper. I am not here to be nice, I am here to be kind. I won’t just let anyone struggle.

What I know for sure is that it doesn’t matter whether it’s a little kid or the president of the United States….. I will not stand by. That’s because we’re all misfits on the edge of society. There’s so much less “normal” out there than people think.

Therefore, my most favorite people are the outcasts……. there are so many more of us than will ever visit the “in-crowd…..” because we’ll be barred from it eventually, anyway….. even after two Rock Star awards.

God bless the outcasts, which, as it turns out, means “God bless the whole world.”

AITA?

~ Leslie Lanagan ~ 5 Comments

It’s not really a question. I know I’m an asshole a good bit of the time… or I seem that way, because I’m direct and don’t sugar coat anything. I live the mantra of “be kind, not nice.” The difference is that “nice” says “oh, it’s okay” no matter what the other person does or says. “Kind” says “these are my boundaries. If you want a relationship with me, here’s how.” The reason it’s kind and not nice is that it’s counterintuitive. It’s hard as hell to have conversations about emotional boundaries and no one likes them, so let’s just avoid, avoid, avoid. That’s when a problem goes from small to enormous. I talked about that this morning when the daily writing prompt hit me hard…. and then something else hit me harder.

I don’t use all my e-mail accounts all the time, because I’ve gotten lazy and don’t authenticate every e-mail account on every device. It hasn’t been a problem until today.

I missed an e-mail from “The War Daniel.”

It’s been sitting there since August 25, and I know him. He probably thinks I’m mad at him when I just didn’t see the e-mail. I mean, yes. I’m totally mad at him and he can take a right….. and then I think, “the reason I say ‘take a right’ is that I got it from him and I hear him in my head every time I say it. Might want to slow your roll there, hoss.”

For those just joining us, Daniel is my ex-fiancee. He broke off the engagement in a fit of rage, but the fight was so worth having that it was good he just left. His daughter is trans. I’m bi. He didn’t know shit about either, and thought I was trying to fight him when I was trying to reach him. He couldn’t see anything except his own pain, which I do not discount. He’s an addict. I know from addicts. Bipolar presents the same and I’ve been a line cook for years. I’ve wondered if the reason someone didn’t show up for work is that they drank themselves to death. Daniel’s alcoholism is absolutely that severe, because he’s a combat vet. It’s a long row to hoe for both of us. That being said, I have the skills to be in a relationship with someone that traumatized because for some people, that level of addiction is the worst thing they’ll ever witness. For me, it’s Tuesday.

He’s equipped to handle me because he’s the equivalent of a nurse practitioner. He knows from bipolar. I am sure that he’s seen a thousand cases over the years, because if you don’t have it and you’re an addict, please get in line. Your diagnosis will arrive shortly because alcoholism will induce it. Alcohol is the pitocin of the whole operation. Congratulations, it’s mental illness.

The e-mail only said “checking on you,” and my reply was equally innocuous.

But it doesn’t take away from the fact that he had the courage to show up. He didn’t make excuses or apologies. He checked in on me.

That’s something.

It’s something that could lead to something else, or not, and either way it’s fine. I’ve had enough distance from actually being asked to marry someone and having it blow up in my face later to forgive something like that. Here’s why it’s so easy. I know Daniel was in a lot of haze and confusion, and he won’t be completely competent to make any decisions like that until the fog clears out of his brain. I know it like the back of my hand. He is not fine. He will be fine.

As I said months ago, “what kind of partner would I be if I gave up on him right now?”

I choose to acknowledge his humanity now so that I can acknowledge his divinity later. I hope we’ll get to have that conversation, but I’m not banking on it. He’s just turning over in my head because of the e-mail. I honestly haven’t thought about our situation, because of his alcoholism. It’s not that I’m unfeeling or uncaring, but Supergrover and I discussed it and we agree that family and friends are not the people to help someone out of something like that. I had to let him go- and the hardest part was not being able to take him and drop him off at rehab. Not being able to go to family days. It would be the case no matter what, because I don’t live in the same state.

I didn’t just pick him up after he fell off a turnip truck, either. He’s been my friend since second grade. He was my first boyfriend in any official sense, a badge he wears proudly. He doesn’t care that I’ve been with women since. He’ll wear rainbows and shit as easily as I will. It’s not broad strokes he has problems with. It’s the fact that he’s not queer at all. I am not saying that to slam him or make him feel bad, it’s just that his frame of reference is completely different. He does want to learn, he was just dealing with too much at once.

Having completely spiraled out in the same situation, I have a lot of empathy. I honestly cannot hold back forgiveness because I am so sympathetic to what happens when everything conspires to make you crazy. Daniel is not as fabulous as I am, though, because he needs alcohol to be that level of crazy and I can handle it all on my own….. the badge I wear proudly.

I hope I’ll have the chance to teach him how to love me a second time…… because everyone sucks here. Placing blame will get us even closer to nowhere. We both pop off and regret. We both love hard. It remains to be seen what will happen, because I don’t put a lot of stock into three word e-mails….. except one I got from the aforementioned Supergrover that I would like to forward to Daniel because he doesn’t know how enormous it is and I do:

Also. Thank you.

Callbacks

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What’s something most people don’t understand?

I have an international audience, so trying to think about this question on a global scale is intimidating. I’m not sure there’s anything I would say “most people don’t understand” with a sample size that large. So maybe bring it down a little?

Or perhaps make a large, sweeping generalization?

Neither seems like a good idea. In terms of a writing prompt, though, I’ll “dance with them what brung me.” I will say something that I think is true, and then in the comments you can tell me I’m wrong. There’s no way I won’t be, because again, too many people to think I have much to say on this subject.

Most people don’t understand their personal history and just how much it informs their present and future. There are callbacks of enormous proportion, themes that run through your life, even thoughts in your head. I was reminded of this in “Spare,” by Prince Harry, just in the way it was written. He’d explain something, and there would be a line in it that would connect to something else, and when that memory came up, he’d use the same words.

The most touching was “I will keep you safe.”

The funniest was, “a Biro… wow….”

Now that I’m 45 and my friends are all over the map, older and younger, these callbacks occur daily. With some, it’s recalling things with people who were there at the time the words/thoughts occurred. With others, it’s that they weren’t there and saying those words is a way of including them in an inside joke… especially the stories that aren’t really letting them into something funny. It’s explaining a piece of history, local or global.

So many things in life follow you, whether as friend or enemy.

For me, a big one is homophobia. If you say something homophobic, you didn’t just say it to me in that moment. You’ve unleashed the holy hell of every time it has ever happened, no matter how benign or traumatic. You are tapping into my memories personal and institutional.

Most people don’t recognize the patterns their family uses to cope. They’re not all dysfunctional, and I would never say that all patterns are bad. It’s just hard to do a thing and see its effects later and want a different outcome while also not changing any of your behavior because it will rock the boat. So people don’t think about their families in the third person omniscient. They don’t rise above the minutiae and look at the larger picture.

I am making a generalization about the world, but through my own experience of being the interrupter of those patterns, whether I wanted to be or not. I’m just the girlfriend/wife. I am automatically the problem because I’ve asked questions that interrupt the thing they’ve been doing for 25 years…. And it is deeply problematic because it doesn’t matter whether those patterns are hurtful to me or not. I’m not “really a part of their family,” so what if I’m hurt?

After all this time, I can say that homophobia and “not really being a part of their family” was inextricably interrelated. I didn’t have the clout of a husband. If you’ve ever dated me, this still doesn’t out your family in the slightest, because it’s happened every time I’ve ever dated a woman for more than a month.

I see what happens when other spouses in the family speak up, and realize that my position is secure. Nothing is ever going to change because I said something. Fathers and mothers in law will respect their daughter’s husband a hell of a lot more than they’ll ever respect me. That’s because they view our relationship as a continual sleepover…. But of course, that’s not what they’d say in public, because that would be homophobic.

In private, it’s things like “you guys can stay at our house now. We have a room with two twin beds.” This was from a father that was very concerned that we weren’t married and didn’t want us sleeping in the same bed because of it…. Even though we were domestic partners- at the time, the closest you could get to marriage. It was a slight we didn’t deserve for something we couldn’t change.

So, after I’d stuffed all that down for years and years, I went off at said parent because I’d tried everything else. It wasn’t my finest moment, but it wasn’t theirs, either.

This has also happened more than once. With one, my wife was in lockstep with me. With the other, it was their whole family against me… even though my problem with them was how they treated their daughter and I was trying to stand up and protect her.

Sometimes people don’t recognize patterns.

I am not Jewish or Catholic. I don’t try to guilt people into anything. If you’re reading something I’ve written and you feel guilt, that’s on you. I lay it out there and I’m not shy in doing so. What you do with “my intel” is up to you. I have what I hope will happen, and the solid knowledge that people rarely react the way I think they will.

Homophobia and family dynamics conspired to make me want to be quiet about everything. It was probably the whole goal, to make me scared enough that I’d ruin a relationship… when in reality, a relationship that makes you constantly afraid to be who you are doesn’t deserve to survive.

My callbacks are now making me stronger. I am old enough to have an opinion, and mine is just as important as yours. I will not let people tell me to do less, think less, feel less. I’m just not capable. I have to find friends who just live and let live. They don’t feel the need to save me from being me, and aren’t threatened by large emotions coming at them.

There’s also something to be said for relationships being work, but not like sticking a round hole in a square peg and hoping it will miraculously fit if you just beat at it long enough.

You step outside The Matrix when you realize that not wanting to give that much energy to a problem is valid. For instance, floating above the argument and watching it, seeing if the same one comes up over and over and over, and how many of your solutions work and how many are a stopgap to kick the can down the road a little further.

Not wanting to give energy to fixing a problem, for me, is seeing that the other person is either minimizing a problem or refusing to acknowledge there is one. I am also the person that gives a relationship time to grow and mature. Not giving energy to a problem is not something I’d say about a relationship that was a few weeks old. But if you’ve had the same issues for ten years, that’s a different thing altogether.

I also don’t start a relationship seeing red flags, ever. This is because all people have problems, large ones. Why should I expect you to be different from me in that regard? The thing I love so damn much about Daniel is that he knows he’s a mess. He laid it all out there. The only thing I count as a red flag is what people don’t tell me and I’ve had to find out on my own, worse when it’s a conversation that we needed to have in private and another sprung it on me at a party.

If a person is open, honest, and willing to learn, there are no red flags. There’s only a set of problems we need to deal with together. But that’s my perspective, perhaps not yours. Some people do want to weed out what they think is troublesome ahead of time. It’s valid for them. To me, no person is irredeemable if they are aware that they have huge flaws and are willing to do something about them.

If you are certain that getting help won’t do anything for you, then that’s when I’m out. It’s not my job to fix you. It’s my job to hear you say you need help and to support you while you’re getting it.

In effect, exactly what Daniel did.

He knows USG (United States Government) fucked him up, and to an extent can point to exact dates and times. He gets my respect for being that self-aware. He doesn’t have red flags. He has trauma reflexes that people see as red flags.

I suppose if there’s anything I could posit as “something most people don’t understand,” it’s them. Most people aren’t willing to sit in the discomfort of self-discovery. It’s not comfortable learning that you are judgmental, selfish, angry, or capable of hurting others. It’s not comfortable thinking about how and why you do it so that it doesn’t happen anymore.

It’s the whole reason why people ignore their callbacks.