Microsoft keeps talking about Copilot like itโs a product update, a shiny new button, a feature drop that will somehow reorganize the universe through sheer corporate enthusiasm. And every time I watch one of those keynotes, I feel this autisticโADHD doubleโvision kick in โ the part of me that loves systems and the part of me that knows when a system is missing its most important layer.
They talk about models and integrations and โAI everywhere,โ and Iโm sitting there thinking, โYes, yes, very impressive, but who is going to explain the part where humans actually have to live with this thing.โ
Because the truth is, the future isnโt about capability. Itโs about cognition. Itโs about scaffolding. Itโs about the invisible work that neurotypical people underestimate and neurodivergent people build entire survival architectures around.
Itโs the remembering, the sequencing, the switching, the โwhere did I put the object I was literally holding thirty seconds ago,โ the executiveโfunction drag that eats half my day if Iโm not careful.
Microsoft is building the machine, but theyโre not telling the story of how humans actually use the machine, and that gap is so loud I can hear it humming like a fluorescent light about to flicker.
Iโve spent my whole life distributing cognition across anything that would hold still long enough โ notebooks, timers, colorโcoded systems, piles that are absolutely not messes but โspatial organization strategies,โ apps I abandon and resurrect like seasonal houseplants.
I know what it means to outsource the parts of thinking that drain me so I can focus on the parts that matter.
And when Copilot showed up, I didnโt see a productivity assistant. I saw a chance to finally stop whiteโknuckling my way through the parts of life that require twelve working memories and a brain that doesnโt spontaneously eject the thread of a thought midโsentence.
I started using it to remember appointments, break down tasks, hold the shape of a project long enough for me to actually finish it, and occasionally talk me out of buying something ridiculous at 2 a.m.
It became scaffolding โ not because Iโm fragile, but because scaffolding is how complex structures stand tall.
And the wild part is that it works. It actually works.
But Microsoft hasnโt built a narrative around that. They havenโt said, โThis is a tool that holds the load so you can hold the meaning.โ They havenโt said, โThis is how AI fits into a life without taking anything away from it.โ They havenโt said, โThis is for the people whose brains are doing twelve things at once and still dropping the spoon.โ
Instead, they keep showing me spreadsheets.
The future isnโt spreadsheets. The future is scaffolding.
Itโs machines doing what machines do best โ tracking, sorting, remembering, fetching, organizing, stabilizing โ so humans can do what humans do best: loving, creating, expressing, connecting, being weird little creatures with big feelings and bigger ideas.
Itโs not about companionship. Itโs about capacity.
Itโs about freeing up the mental bandwidth that gets eaten alive by executive function so I can actually live the life Iโm trying to build.
And if youโre autistic or ADHD or both (which is its own special flavor of โmy brain is a dualโboot system that crashes during updatesโ), you already understand this instinctively.
You know that distributed cognition isnโt a crutch; itโs a design philosophy. Itโs how we survive. Itโs how we thrive. Itโs how we get to be fully ourselves instead of spending all our energy pretending to be functional in a world that wasnโt built for us.
Microsoft hasnโt caught up to that yet. Theyโre still telling the wrong story.
And thatโs why I keep joking โ except Iโm not really joking โ that they need a Manager of Making Copilot Make Sense.
Someone who can articulate the human layer they keep skipping. Someone who can say, โThis isnโt about AI becoming more like people. Itโs about AI helping people become more like themselves.โ
Someone who can speak to the autistic brain that needs structure and the ADHD brain that needs novelty and the AuDHD brain that needs both at the same time without spontaneously combusting.
Someone who can say, with a straight face and a little humor, โNo, Copilot is not your friend. But it can absolutely help you remember where you put your keys.โ
Someone who understands that giving humans more support doesnโt make them less human. It makes them more human.
Microsoft is building the system. But theyโre not stewarding the symbol.
And until they do, the story of Copilot will stay technically brilliant and emotionally hollow โ a tool without a philosophy, a feature without a frame, a system without a soul.
Not because AI needs a soul, but because I do. Because humans do. Because we deserve tools that support our cognition instead of pretending to replace it.
The future isnโt companionship. The future is scaffolding. The future is distributed cognition.
And the future will belong to the people โ and the companies โ who finally understand that supporting human minds is not a limitation. Itโs the whole point.
I am showing people how to use Copilot because Microsoft won’t do it themselves.
Until then, I am just Assistant (to the) Manager.
Scored with Copilot. Conducted by Leslie Lanagan.

















