That is code for laughing so hard I cannot stand up. I have been camping in the best and worst of situations. I have had cabins, and I have slept on the ground. Some of it was even enjoyable. I’m not really a camping guy. I am pro hanging out with people, and I will do anything to accomplish that. So I have a collection of experiences that do not reflect my wants, but my friends.’ Supporting them is important, and it feeds me in ways I wouldn’t have found because I wouldn’t have looked there.
Because I’m not really a camping person, that’s where the humor comes in. I tend to go camping with people who are better at it than me and only one piece of advice failed. One of my friends told me to get into my sleeping bag with only my base layer and it would be warm enough. By sunrise, I was wearing every piece of clothing in my suitcase and still shivering because I do not generate enough body heat to fill a sleeping bag. Hey, live and learn.
But it was on a camping trip that I really got to know Dana, and fo that I’ll always be grateful. There was a time we were good fo each other, and I celebrate that part of it. Looking back after over a decade is different than in the moment. As it should be.
The reason I say I really got to know Dana is that the first few times we were introduced she was masking, and I didn’t like that version of her. Seeing her relaxed on a camping trip where she wasn’t in performative mode changed my view of her. She’s an intellectual, a fan of systems but her systems are culinary and theatrical- behind the scenes, and sometimes onstage. I was cultivating a relationship with a theater kid, and that takes time.
With any theater kid, you have to find the person under the actor.
On the camping trip, I met the player and not the role.
It’s my favorite part of camping with people. You always meet the player, not the role. For instance, my fantasy with Aada was never about learning what makes her powerful, but what makes her, well, her. Wanting to be thought of as powerful became her Achilles Heel, because it wasn’t real. She was threatened by me in a way I couldn’t see, because I was threatened by her brilliance in a different realm.
Our stories collided when our personal and professional lives became enmeshed.
The fusion wasn’t clear until about January of 2019.
I still shake with anger if I think of that month directly, because it was the height of “misuse of position.” It will go away. Anger always does. But my point about Aada is that my fantasy with her was a world without pretense. That we could show up in our pajamas and bedhead and just drink coffee. No bullshit.
In this fantasy, we are not alone. She is married and has children. None of the fantasy included isolation on my part, because she was never isolated in my head to begin with. These are not the fantasies of someone who wants a specific kind of intimacy, just any intimacy at all would do. Being friends in person should have deepened our relationship in the way that looks across the table and hugs do. But we never made time for it and reaped the cost.
It was very expensive.
The kind of intimacy we laid on the table when we were online is something we were unsure would translate. And instead of just showing up and being weird until it didn’t feel weird anymore, we just ran from it. Meanwhile, both of us were coping with the other’s emotions in a vacuum. I have no idea what Aada tells her friends and family about me, and that is not my business. What is my business is to be true to myself, and to keep telling the truth with nuance.
It is true that I betrayed Aada’s confidence. It is also true that I warned her for 12 years that I needed scaffolding in order to be able to carry the weight of what she was saying. Insisting on silence was not the right call. She made it where I had to cover for her lies. I could have done it with the proper support, one that she had and I didn’t. She could have introduced me around at parties where I wouldn’t have felt so alone. She could have done a lot of things, but it wasn’t my job to think of them. Instead of finding a way to support me, she found a way to shame me at every turn, because it was never about me.
It was, “I lied, but I am not going to tell you that I lied. I am going to make you responsible for keeping up this lie by ensuring that you do not know I’m lying.” It is not unreasonable that I exploded. It is also not unreasonable that she is keeping her distance. I’d be fairly embarrassed, too. But the point of the entries is not “be embarrassed,” but “do better.”
I wish that she’d release all the shame and guilt and be able to say, “yes. I caused a major rift. The fallout was massive. How do we move on?” Instead, she accused me of manipulating her instead. It would have been much harder to get away with all of this on the ground. In the cloud, I was putty in her hands, completely malleable. Her line was the one I toed, to the detriment of everything in my life on the ground. Integration would have solved all of it, but my beautiful girl wasn’t brave enough.
Because it is one thing to have an emotional support partner no one can see and no one can know. It’s another thing to say it out loud. Because that’s what we were to each other- not romantic, just that person you can always come to when you need a thinking surface.
That’s why the fantasy with her is always camping, coffee and early morning light supporting us. Well, supporting me as I drink coffee and wait until a normal hour for her to wake up….. Let’s be realistic and not poke the bear.
I imagine long conversations with her husband and kids, getting to know them after what seems like a lifetime of only knowing her, out of context and disembodied. It was surreal, and I never want to go back to it. That’s why anything with Aada in the future will not be a reflection of the past. If she’s not willing to show up, then good luck to her.
I don’t think she is. I think she is too proud. That image means more than friendship, that the role is more important than the player. It is what she has already taught me, so I do not expect it to be different in the future. But I keep the camping metaphor in my head as to my standard on allowing her back into my life and sphere of influence. Could she relax next to me by the fire? If she’s not comfortable there, she doesn’t need its warmth. My fire is for people that can use it.
And after all this, I don’t even know if she likes camping or not. It’s the kind of thing you only discuss with your friends on the ground.
Stories That Are All True 