Bike Kicks on the Bay

The Chesapeake Constellation started as a simple WordPress writing prompt, but once the idea took shape, it felt like the kind of team that should already exist somewhere between Baltimore and Washington. The region is hardly lacking in soccer — between D.C. United, the Maryland Bobcats, Loudoun United, and the Annapolis Blues, you can’t throw a crab mallet without hitting a club crest. But that’s exactly why the Constellation makes sense. Instead of competing with any of them, it would serve as a shared developmental team, a farm club feeding talent upward into the MLS ecosystem. A team that belongs to the whole corridor rather than any single city.

The identity came together through atmosphere more than logic. I kept picturing the Chesapeake at night — the harbor water holding reflections, the soft glow of lights along the shoreline, the sense of movement and transition that defines this part of the world. From that mood came the colors: Harbor Midnight, a deep navy that feels like the Inner Harbor after sunset; Tidal Teal, the shifting blue‑green of the Bay at dawn; and Lantern Gold, a warm, steady glow like a pier light guiding you home. Together they form a palette that feels less like a sports uniform and more like a ritual: night, water, and the small points of brightness that help you orient yourself.

The mascot arrived almost automatically. The Starcrab — a blue crab with a subtle constellation pattern across its shell — is both cosmic and unmistakably local. It’s playful without being silly, mythic without being self‑serious. You can imagine it dancing on the sidelines, but you can also imagine it stitched onto a scarf or glowing on a banner during a night match. It’s the Bay’s most iconic creature, reframed as a guiding light.

Because this is fiction, the Constellation can live wherever it makes the most narrative sense, and the place that kept resurfacing was the BWI corridor. It’s the literal midpoint between Baltimore and Washington, a place defined by arrivals, departures, and the hum of shared movement. A small stadium tucked near the airport feels right — a lantern‑lit ground where fans gather under the flight paths, the runway lights echoing the team’s colors. It’s easy to imagine supporters arriving by MARC train, by light rail, by car, by whatever route makes sense. A team that doesn’t require a pilgrimage, but meets the region where it already moves.

Even though the Chesapeake Constellation isn’t real, imagining it feels like sketching a civic myth the region could use — a club that doesn’t claim territory, but reflects the connective tissue between places. A team built for development, for community, and for the quiet beauty of night over water. A team that belongs to everyone who has ever lived in the glow between two cities and felt, in some small way, that the Bay itself was the real home field.


Scored by Copilot, Conducted by Leslie Lanagan

The Short of Sport

If you started a sports team, what would the colors and mascot be?

Let me start off by saying that I am not a sports person. I love stories about athletes, and feel it is akin to watching superhero origin stories that are within the realm of possibility. For instance, I could imitate Abby Wambach’s career, even though I’m not athletic, better than I could imitate Wonder Woman’s….. unless I turned out to be the guy who gives polygraphs at CIA. The man who created Wonder Woman also created the precursor to the polygraphs used today. That being said, if I had any kind of team sport, the colors would be red, navy, and white. That’s because I like National Team jerseys best. 😉

I would say “let’s make American football a national sport,” except that few countries have adopted it enough that we could make a decent number of teams in a world cup or Olympics. So that’s probably out. I would say “quadball,” but I don’t know how many teams outside of colleges exist (JK Rowling has burned down her career so bad that even “quidditch” is a dead name). I will say that a national quadball team would look smart, even if they cannot actually fly.

In fact, let’s go with that. Quadball isn’t a real sport outside of colleges, but I like the idea of a national team, anyway. I don’t know how the game is played on land in terms of that whole “not flying on a broomstick” thing, but I think that the teams should have cloaks, anyway. They’re reversible, navy and red. Depending on whether we’re home or away, the uniforms are either white with red and blue accents, or blue with white and red accents.

If, for some reason, we do get the ability to fly during quadball games, I’d also figure out a way to rig up the brooms with LEDs or something to make them show up better at night games.

But again, I’m not a sports person. I know how to make it sound like I know something about sports by nodding and sounding empathetic. I don’t know the rules of anything, really. Even the sports I’m most rabid about (futbol/baseball), I cannot tell you the finer points. But I can tell you all about Beckham and Messi and Chastain and Hamm. That’s a t-shirt.

Again, superhero origin stories. People think they’re on Disney+, but I’ve found them on ESPN. Not only do I feel like I can obtain life lessons, you cannot convince me that Abby Wambach and I would not be best friends from day one. We wouldn’t be able to shut up. First of all, because I’ve been around soccer players my whole adult life, I can’t tell you every fact about the game, but I can definitely empathize with life on and off the pitch. The second is that as an INFJ, I’m very much like her wife, Glennon Doyle. So, she’d remind me of my first girlfriend, I’d remind her of her current wife…. hilarity ensues.

The best thing about ESPN origin stories is that athletes are so…. well…. human.

I’d like my own team of ’em, in smart red and navy reversible cloaks.