debian – Stories That Are All True

I wrote this with Microsoft Copilot while I was thinking about ways to shift the focus to the open source community. I think both UbuntuAI and its community-driven cousin should be a thing. We’ve already got data structures in gpt4all, and Copilot integration is already possible on the Linux desktop. There needs to be a shift in the way we see AI, because it’s more useful when you know your conversations are private. You’re not spending time thinking about how you’re feeding the machine. There’s a way to free it all up, but it requires doing something the Linux community is very good at…. Lagging behind so that they can stay safer. Gpt4All is perfectly good as an editor and research assistant right now. You just don’t get the latest information from it, so not a very good candidate for research but excellent for creative endeavors.

It’s not the cloud that matters.

Linux has always been the operating system that quietly runs the world. It’s the backstage crew that keeps the servers humming, the supercomputers calculating, and the embedded gadgets blinking. But for creators and businesspeople, Linux has often felt like that brilliant friend who insists you compile your own dinner before eating it. Admirable, yes. Convenient, not always. Now imagine that same friend showing up with an AI sous‑chef. Suddenly, Linux isn’t just powerful — it’s charming, helpful, and maybe even a little funny.

Artificial intelligence has become the duct tape of modern work. It patches holes in your schedule, holds together your spreadsheets, and occasionally sticks a neon Post‑it on your brain saying “don’t forget the meeting.” Businesspeople lean on AI to crunch numbers faster than a caffeinated accountant, while creators use it to stretch imagination like taffy. The catch? Most of these tools live inside walled gardens. Microsoft and Apple offer assistants that are slicker than a greased penguin, but they come with strings attached: subscriptions, cloud lock‑in, and the nagging suspicion that your draft novel is being used to train a bot that will one day out‑write you.

Linux, by contrast, has always been about choice. An AI‑led Linux would extend that ethos: you decide whether to run AI locally, connect to cloud services, or mix the two like a cocktail. No coercion, no hidden contracts — just sovereignty with a dash of sass.

The real kicker is the ability to opt in to cloud services instead of being shoved into them like a reluctant passenger on a budget airline. Sensitive drafts, financial models, or creative works can stay snug on your machine, guarded by your local AI like a loyal watchdog. When you need real‑time updates — market data, collaborative editing, or the latest research — you can connect to the cloud. And if you’re in a secure environment, you can update your AI definitions once, then pull the plug and go full hermit. It’s flexibility with a wink: privacy when you want it, connectivity when you don’t mind it.

Creators, in particular, would thrive. Picture drafting a novel in LibreOffice with AI whispering plot twists, editing graphics in GIMP with filters that actually understand “make it pop,” or composing music with open‑source DAWs that can jam along without charging royalties. Instead of paying monthly fees for proprietary AI tools, creators could run local models on their own hardware. The cost is upfront, not perpetual. LibreOffice already reads and writes nearly every document format you throw at it, and AI integration would amplify this fluency, letting creators hop between projects like a DJ swapping tracks. AI on Linux turns the operating system into a conductor’s podium where every instrument — text, image, sound — can plug in without restriction. And unlike autocorrect, it won’t insist you meant “ducking.”

Businesspeople, too, get their slice of the pie. AI can summarize reports, highlight trends, and draft communications directly inside open‑source office suites. Air‑gapped updates mean industries like finance, healthcare, or government can use AI without breaking compliance rules. Running AI locally reduces dependence on expensive cloud subscriptions, turning hardware investments into long‑term savings. Businesses can tailor AI definition packs to their sector — finance, legal, scientific — ensuring relevance without bloat. For leaders, this isn’t just about saving money. It’s about strategic independence: the ability to deploy AI without being beholden to external vendors who might change the rules mid‑game.

Of course, skeptics will ask: who curates the data? The answer is the same as it’s always been in open source — the community. Just as Debian and LibreOffice thrive on collective governance, AI definition packs can be curated by trusted foundations. Updates would be signed, versioned, and sanitized, much like antivirus definitions. Tech companies may not allow AI to update “behind them,” but they already publish APIs and open datasets. Governments and scientific bodies release structured data. Communities can curate these sources into yearly packs, ensuring relevance without dependence on Wikipedia alone. The result is a commons of intelligence — reliable, reproducible, and open.

If Microsoft can contribute to the Linux kernel, steward GitHub, and open‑source VS Code, then refusing to imagine an AI‑led Linux feels like a contradiction. The infrastructure is already here. The models exist. The only missing step is permission — permission to treat AI as a first‑class citizen of open source, not a proprietary add‑on. Creators and businesspeople deserve an operating system that respects their sovereignty while amplifying their productivity. They deserve the choice to connect or disconnect, to run locally or in the cloud. They deserve an AI‑led Linux.

An AI‑led Linux is not just a technical idea. It is a cultural provocation. It says privacy is possible. It says choice is non‑negotiable. It says creativity and business can thrive without lock‑in. For creators, it is a canvas without borders. For businesspeople, it is a ledger without hidden fees. For both, it is the conductor’s podium — orchestrating sovereignty and intelligence in harmony. The future of productivity is not proprietary. It is open, intelligent, and optional. And Linux, with AI at its core, is ready to lead that future — tuxedo and all.

If you could meet a historical figure, who would it be and why?

I am not posting so late because it’s Thanksgiving. I am posting so late because my keyboard decided not to work on Android anymore and I’ve been fighting with it most of the morning. I finally just charged my iPad because I want to watch “For All Mankind” when I’m done. Catching you up because that’s how my day has played out so far- autistic meltdown in which I proceeded to slap the shit out of my tablet and remembered breaking it was a thing I could do and stopped. Just red mist rage with absolutely no emotion behind it except hatred of an inanimate object.

I’m going to have to get a new computer soon, because my desktop is toast. I think it’s the motherboard, because the PCI lanes are hosed (professional opinion, not fact) and my external graphics card has joined the choir invisible. So, I switched over to the onboard AMD and that’s when I realized it wasn’t PCI that was fucked. It was the whole thing. I’m trapped because I really want a Raspberry Pi, but there are so many damn things that won’t run on it bare metal, because the software is written for Intel/AMD chips and not ARM. It’s like putting Windows software on a Mac with Parallels. Software emulation only works if the chip is STUPID fast to cover the gaps in coding.

For instance, I can’t realistically play Skyrim, the absolute only game I play (I used to play Fallout 3 because it’s set in DC, but I’m over it.). I imagine that it *might* run on the ARM version of Windows, but I can’t imagine it working out well. There’s plenty of emulation like Steam decks and all that, but it’ll make the game run like a three legged dog on a Pi.

The historical figure I would like to meet most is Linus Torvalds, because he’s the genius behind all of this. Raspberry Pi would not be a thing without Linux, and he lives in Portland……..

which is handy, because he might be the only other person in the city that celebrates Finnish Independence day with Bryn and me.

Linus and I have our differences. He prefers KDE (linux desktop- menuing system and all that). I prefer MATE (pronounced like the tea) and Cinnamon, which look like Windows 95 and 7, respectively. It’s a Windows-type interface and workflow that doesn’t constantly try to sell me something. Let me tell you, that is the beauty of linux in a nutshell….. which in retrospect is a good joke because Tim O’Reilly & associates actually wrote “Linux in a Nutshell.”

And here’s the thing. If you’re not married to Windows software, you won’t really notice a difference. There are certain things you’ll want to install, like Microsoft Office, with emulation and not that LibreOffice isn’t perfect when you create and maintain documents in it. Microsoft Office plays well with others most of the time, not 100%. I wouldn’t install Microsoft Office unless I was working for someone that required it, because the file format will open in Office and if something is wrong, I can just print a PDF instead. For every piece of Windows software that you have, there is an alternative. It’s just a learning curve that believe me is worth it. Every time I think about popups asking how likely I am to recommend Windows to my friends, or a reminder to buy Microsoft-branded server space, or subscription-model software, my eyes twitch.

The only thing I pay for in terms of software and security updates is my VPN. I flip it to Canada so I can be an American trying to be a Canadian while watching a movie about Americans trying to be Canadians.

This reminds me of a quick aside. The very first time I went to the International Spy Museum (and I know just how big a laugh I’m going to get here) it was at the old digs on F St. You walk in and there’s a collection of covers on the wall. They tell you to pick one, because you’ll be required to maintain it. What they do not tell you is that it is going to be a series of computer-based questions. So, I pick this kid named Colin from the UK, and I proceed to come up with mannerisms, accent…… like a jackass in front of all these people……. but I take most things literally. AuDHD for the win. That day, I did not consider myself as going to the museum. I was a whole ass exhibit.

Back to you, Bob. Let’s go to the phones.

Linux gaming is getting better and better in terms of graphics card support being equal to Windows, but there are really no Triple A open source titles. Xonotic is a ridiculously fun first person shooter, but it doesn’t look like Rocket League or anything. The one open source game that I think is really well done is 0ad. You build civilizations (you can literally think about the Roman empire), and the game mechanics are much like StarCraft. You gather resources and fight other nations.

OUTSTANDING.

Again, we would not have any of this without Linus, and I get to be astounded by its progress every single day because I started with an idealistic Red Hat phase in college. I flirted with The Fedora, but I married Debian. I call Red Hat “The Fedora” because it reminds me of the time someone snapped at Carmen Sandiego on the new Netflix series, calling her “Fedora the Explorer” and I died for a second.

Speaking of Carmen, I like how her backstory is ridiculously muddled from spy to thief. She has worked for all of the intelligence agencies (they phrase it as “so many she’s forgotten”), and in the new series is basically counterintelligence, stealing from thieves and collaborating with government spies. It looks like MI-6, but it could be anything generic. The English woman and the French man are partners.

On Carmen Sandiego, you will find my alias. He’s called “Player,” and his entire job is to sit there at the computer, also obsessed with news and intelligence. He takes in information as fast as I do, bright as fuck.

Coded autistic, especially because his graphical user interface looks a lot like The Fedora.

Thank you for everything, Linus. I hope you have a nice Finnish Independence Day. Next year…. in Jerusalem, eh?