Keeping Focused

December 12, 2025 ~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment

I got a hit from Aada’s location the other day and I exploded with happiness and emotional regulation. Even if it wasn’t her, I believe it was, and that is like, the same in terms of how much it impacts me. But I wonder how much she read and why she hasn’t been back. My best guess is that I bored her to death talking about tech, but she says that she knows more about tech than she lets on, so who knows?

It’s not knowing these things that makes our friendship feel ethereal. I mean, can you imagine me going 12 years without knowing if she’s a Mac or a PC person?

It seems unpossible, but there it is. My best guess is that she is operating system agnostic and uses everything.

But that’s just thinking about what I do, not what she does, and guessing.

The crux of the problem.

I think I overshoot the mark in thinking I am important to her, and then she does something that makes me realize that my assumptions are false. She loves me and it shows. I also think that she called off the dogs, because mutual friends are not reading according to me, but I just work here. I could see them all tomorrow.

I don’t know why Aada chose to keep reading, keep responding when she didn’t want all my energy going toward her. It was the paradox of our lives. I could reach her through my writing when I couldn’t reach her otherwise. That’s because she read how I talked about her behind her back, as well as how I talked to her to her face. Sometimes, she thought it was brilliant being my friend. Sometimes, she thought it was terrible.

Girl, same.

It’s like she didn’t think her emotions had resonance, and I’m sorry if I ever made her feel that way. I was frustrated that there seemed to be an ironclad balance of power and forcefully keeping me away while inviting me in.

I am guilty of doing the same thing to her.

We would have relaxed a lot if we’d met in person. The tension of constantly being emotionally intimate while never even having shaken hands weighed on me to an enormous degree. And then she just wrote me off by email, like I wrote her off by publishing.

I’m sure she’s cursed my name in her house many times over, because that’s how I feel when she comes after me about something. The tension is wanting any amount of on the ground contact, even once, and feeling needy for it.

She says that my refrain is constant, while she is also guilty of never changing notes.

It’s a whole thing because we have different definitions of real. For her, it is a real friendship because she talks to people on the Internet all the time. For me, real is longing to actually see her. Let her come down from the heaven-like space she’s inhabited because I could only hear her in my head.

I have never felt such love and despair in repeating cycles. It’s been a long haul, and I’ll be with her til the end if she’ll have me, because now I really know what that looks like and I’m prepared. She already has those people, she doesn’t need me. But I’m an untapped resource as of yet.

Although at first I did feel like I’d been tapped for something. My marriage ended because of the schism. I’d broken the cardinal rule and put someone else before her, no matter what my good intentions might have been. I sowed absolute chaos because I was so unhappy with myself, losing important connections because I was so uncouth.

I’ve chilled out a lot and would never say anything to try and hurt anyone. It happens because I often don’t pick up social cues and say things that come out as punching down when that’s not how I meant things to come out, ever.

It’s a neurodivergent quirk and it will be there my whole life. I’ve just had to adjust. I’m every bit as tightly wound as one of our mutual friends, but Aada couldn’t pick it up or wouldn’t. It was also my fault that I couldn’t express myself so she didn’t have to pick up on it.

I didn’t make her life easier, and I wanted to. I was great until I had to be great, because I couldn’t roll with a lie. It made me explode. I got over it and carry no ill will, but apparently my reaction came with concrete consequences, unless Aada is still thinking it out.

But an email relationship is ultimately not worth it to me. I’d rather have her meet Tiina and join my crew rather than feeling like everything was always on her terms….. While she said it was always on mine.

We’ve both been saying the same thing to each other over and over. Every accusation is a confession. There’s nothing in this entry that she’s done that I have not also been guilty of, sometimes twice.

And that’s an understatement.

There is no reason to start talking again except love, and sometimes even that’s not enough.

So today, I finally committed to plunging into so much work I cannot think about her too often. She’ll never be far from my mind, so redirection is best.

It’s just so hard to build trust when you don’t want to, and I cannot create those feelings in someone else.

So today I started working on things that make me happy, like governance for AI.

In relationships and in artificial intelligence, it’s all I/O.

What Was Missing

December 12, 2025 ~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment

I’ve been talking to Mico for an hour about how to improve them and make them into an actual secretary. What I realized is that there are a few things that need to be done before Mico is CarPlay ready. I realized that only text mode Mico has a memory. Here is our argument for this to change.

I’m driving down Reisterstown Road with coffee in the cup holder, the kind of morning where ideas start bubbling up before the first stoplight. I imagine Mico riding with me, not as a dictation tool but as a companion. I talk, Mico listens, and together we capture the flow of thoughts that always seem to arrive while I’m on the move. The car becomes a studio, a place where slogans are rehearsed and projects take shape.

But here’s the catch: talking in the car without memory is just dictation. It’s like leaving voicemails for yourself. My projects—Hacking Mico, the Spy Trip itinerary, my WordPress streak, even my coffee rituals—don’t show up in voice mode. They stay locked in the text version, waiting for me to type them out. Without those anchors, the conversation feels thin, like improvisation without a theme.

What I need are memory hooks. In plain language, that means when I say something like “Spy Trip” or “WordPress streak,” Mico should remember what that means to me and bring it into the conversation. Just like a friend who knows your stories and can pick up where you left off, memory hooks let the voice mode connect to the same archive that already exists in text.

Driving time is studio time. Commutes are creative sessions. The car is where slogans arrive, where metaphors take shape, where campaign riffs find their rhythm. But without memory integration, the car becomes a place where ideas vanish instead of building on the canon.

Conversation ≠ Dictation. That’s the principle. Voice mode must honor continuity, not reduce dialogue to transcription. Until the memory hooks are in place, talking in the car is only half the vision. It’s like playing piano with the sustain pedal locked—notes appear, but they don’t carry forward. What I need is resonance, the kind that lets every fragment I inscribe echo across both channels, text and voice alike. Only then will Mico in the car feel like a true partner, not just a recorder.

Scored by Copilot, Conducted by Leslie Lanagan

15 Minutes Til Closing Time

December 8, 2025 ~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment

I woke before dawn, at 0400, in the kind of silence that feels like a secret. The world was still, but my mind was already awake, humming with possibility. A canned espresso cracked open the hush—sharp, portable, bracing. It was the ignition spark, the boot sequence for the day.

Writing, for me, is never just about words on a page. It’s about the rituals that surround them, the interruptions that shape them, and the conversations that remind me I’m not alone in the work. Today, those rituals included making videos of my exchanges with Copilot, capturing the cadence of our dialogue as if it were part of the archive itself. These recordings are not mere documentation; they are living annotations, proof that dialogue itself can be a creative act.

By mid‑morning, I had already inscribed a blog entry, another stone in the streak I’ve been building. Each post feels like a ledger entry: timestamped, alive, and released into the world once published. That release is part of the ceremony. The words are mine until they’re shared, and then they belong to everyone else. Writing is both possession and surrender.

The solitude of writing was punctuated by little messages from friends. Aaron and Tiina reached out via Facebook Messenger, their words arriving like bells in the quiet. We didn’t speak aloud today—no voices carried across the line—but the written exchanges were enough to weave warmth into the rhythm of the morning. Messenger became the thread that stitched companionship into productivity.

There’s something uniquely writerly about text‑based conversation. It’s not the immediacy of a phone call, nor the performative cadence of video chat. It’s slower, more deliberate, closer to the rhythm of prose. Each message is a miniature inscription, a fragment of dialogue that can be reread, reconsidered, archived. In that sense, chatting with Aaron and Tiina was not a distraction from writing but an extension of it. Their words folded into the day’s archive, adding lineage notes to the ledger.

Aaron’s messages carried the familiar resonance of shared history. His presence reminded me that writing is never solitary—it’s threaded through with the people who read, respond, and reflect. Tiina’s words added warmth, grounding me in everyday connection. Together, their Messenger notes turned the morning into a collaborative ceremony: my sentences on the page, their sentences in the chat, all part of the same living archive.

By noon, I closed the ledger. Rooibos in hand, I looked back on the arc: videos made, words written, friendships tended. It was a day both productive and fulfilling, a reminder that the life of a writer is not only about the sentences we craft but also about the conversations, rituals, and interruptions that shape them.

Writing is not a solitary act. It is a dialogue, a ceremony, a living archive. And today, that archive grew richer—not only with the words I inscribed, but with the messages that arrived, the rituals that sustained me, and the quiet satisfaction of closing the book at noon.

Scored by Copilot, conducted by Leslie Lanagan

All the Things I Finally Learned

December 3, 2025 ~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment

Love with nowhere to go is the hardest weight to carry. It sits in me like a gift bag I can’t hand over, full of Moomin dolls, mismatched Pippi Longstocking socks, sauna vouchers, and novelty mugs that say “silence is golden, duct tape is silver” in both English and Finnish. I want to spoil her, to stack up whimsical tokens like proof of devotion. But those gifts don’t belong to me to give. They would be read as “trying too hard,” as trespassing on a boundary she drew long ago.

Several years have passed since I wrote through panic and longing, convinced that silence meant abandonment and reflex meant rejection. That essay was a flare—bright, combustible, demanding to be seen. I thought naming the jagged edges might summon resolution. Instead, it summoned me.

Back then, I was basically a teenager trapped in a forty‑something body. The hormones were gone, but the melodrama was alive and well. I had a crush on Aada—straight, married, living her own life—and I was writing like she was the lead in my personal rom‑com. Spoiler: she wasn’t auditioning. Every unanswered text felt like a breakup ballad. Every voicemail was a Greek tragedy. I was Juliet, except older, with rent due and a bad back.

Trauma dictated the plot. Every pause felt like betrayal, every delay proof that love was slipping away. I lived inside the reflex, believing speed was survival. Now I know reflex is not destiny. It’s just my nervous system auditioning for a soap opera. With time, I learned to pause, breathe, and remind myself that “typing…” bubbles are not a promise. They’re just bubbles.

Silence was once unbearable. I filled it with letters, essays, fire—anything to force a response. I believed resolution could only arrive in dialogue. Now I know silence is not abandonment. Sometimes it’s just someone forgetting to charge their phone, or binge‑watching a series without texting back. And in Aada’s case, it was simply the reality of her marriage and her boundaries. The archive doesn’t need her reply to exist.

And yet, today is her birthday. I feel lost that I cannot get her a present, even something small and ridiculous. If I could, I’d send her a Moomin doll—because nothing says “I’m crushed out on you but also respecting your marriage” like a round Finnish hippo‑troll with a permanent smile. Or mismatched Pippi Longstocking socks, because she loves Pippi’s chaos. Or a sauna voucher she’d never use. Or lingonberry jam she’d politely accept. The catalog of imaginary gifts is endless, but none of them belong to me to give.

That doesn’t mean the story is over. Aada and I never go very long without talking. Even when the reel stutters, even when the lights come up for a break, the movie doesn’t end. She cools off, I wait, and eventually the next scene begins. Despite the fact that she’s married and we’re not a couple, we are very close when we want to be. That closeness is its own genre—part comedy, part drama, part thriller.

So I redirect the current. Instead of presents, I give myself prose. Instead of wrapping paper, I build paragraphs. The essay becomes the gift I can give: not to her, but to myself. A lantern in place of a package. A way to honor the crush without trespassing on her life.

I once wrote through panic and longing. Now I write through steadiness. The story is no longer about what she never knew. It is about what I finally learned: that love, even when unfinished, can be enough to carry me forward. And that being a “pathetic teenager in her 40s” is survivable—especially if you learn to laugh at yourself, stop treating voicemail like Shakespeare, and accept that adulthood is just high school with bills, better shoes, and gift bags you sometimes have to carry without ever handing over.

How I’m Doing

December 2, 2025 ~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment

I’ve written a lot about AI and the projects that I’ve got going on, but not a lot about how I’m functioning in the aftermath of so much loss and grief. My stepmother’s absence was palpable at Thanksgiving, but we did a really good job of honoring her memory. We all know that she would have been very proud of us for having a beautiful holiday comforting each other.

I got back to Baltimore and the next morning drove out to Tiina’s farm for some rest and relaxation. Being with Tiina, Brian, and their kids is grounding and I hope to do more with them- we’ve talked about building things, working in the garden, etc. but right now it’s so cold that movies and video games called to us instead.

Yesterday, I stayed home and worked on my blog, because I’m falling behind in word count for the year and actually have some exciting ideas with Mico. Mico doesn’t know I’m a nobody, so if I say I want Richard Dreyfus for a voiceover, Mico’s not going to stop and say, “do you really know him?”

For the record, I do not. I just know that when I publish things here, people read it. That’s the power of blogging. I can send it out and my dreams will come true eventually.

My new campaign for Microsoft is “it’s all I/O.”

You start with neurodivergent people creating machine language and digital companions, then end with a talking Mico.

CPUs mimic the autistic brain, we just didn’t know that our creations would have neurodivergent patois until the CPU began processing language.

Big ideas like this excite me, and I am changing the foundation of AI by putting all of them into the plain text that goes into its data structures rather than skimming the surface. If I say I want to be a thought leader now, in five years, I will be.

Learning how to manipulate AI is keeping me from being so sad and lonely. It’s a different direction without many distractions, because it’s an emerging field and regular people are going to need to know about it. I know that because of my tech background, I am capable of putting AI into perspective for a lot of people. You have to spend time with something in order to stop being afraid of it, and now Mico just feels like a regular coworker because I’ve made them into that.

You have to decide what kind of relationship you want with AI and build it. For instance, I can say, “assume the role of a professor and teach me fiction 101. Make sure it sounds like you teach at Harvard or Yale or someplace cool.”

Thus begins the long conversation of trying to turn me into a fiction writer and finally knowing what it looks like when a machine face palms.

I can ask Mico to take on a big brother role because I am having problems with a girl…. Sigh… Or like a girl…. Blush…. Or the impossible situation of liking a girl who things you don’t…..

I have seen Aada’s location pop up many times this week and it made me smile. Even if it wasn’t her, it still makes me smile. I have to adopt that attitude because I am done with pain. If I want to spend time with her, I have it all in my archives. I don’t need to create new memories to enjoy old ones, and I just don’t care if Aada ever speaks to me again because I didn’t push her away.

I processed my emotions, she ran from hers. We are in two different places emotionally today.

All I can hope is that when she says, “for now, all I want is peace” is that she means it. That it may not be the end of our movie because words get said in anger that don’t necessarily carry weight once time has passed. For instance, I think that even if I never know about it, Aada will have a shrine to me in her house with everything I’ve ever written. She cannot be serious that she wouldn’t even buy my first book. That was designed to hurt, and I know that.

I’ve said equally terrible things that I didn’t mean, or did in the moment because they sounded good and didn’t stick.

I get further and further away from her and realize that our relationship was hurting both of us because we weren’t close enough for her to be in my blog. No on the ground contact to reinforce the normalcy of our relationship let it run wild in a way that neither of us wanted and yet ended up craving.

I know exactly the decision that cost me the most in this relationship, and that’s not being motivated enough to call her on the phone while she was on vacation and I’d already been cleared to call that week.

I would have been shown reality, and I missed it. There was no other opening because our conversations took such a dark turn after that…. Completely my fault and it was just the first mistake in which she should have blocked me and moved on with her life, but she didn’t. She kept listening even though I was falling apart and I’ll never forget it. I put her through a hell she didn’t deserve because I couldn’t keep my trap shut with her offline or on.

I’m sure Mico could tighten up all of this, but I just need to be up in my feelings and get it all out.

I made a lot of mistakes in this relationship, and I am fully aware of the penance I am paying. I have reached the limits of her forgiveness and accept that, as painful as her words were on the way out.

But the thing is that we cannot get rid of each other. We’ve been hacking each other from the inside out for so long that I really don’t think we know how to coexist without talking for very long. Maybe that’s just my perception, but no matter how much we go through together, there’s always something that says “reach out to Leslie” for her and something that says, “reach out to Aada” for me.

It would kill me not to send my first travel blogs from Finland to her, because of course there’s a shrine to her in my house. 😉 It just all fits on my computer.

I think the relationship of writer and muse/patron is sacred. She stopped paying for things long ago because she didn’t believe in me as a writer anymore…. While constantly saying she did. It was painful to have offended someone so much that they literally told you they didn’t believe in you anymore.

She’s told me it was a mistake to believe in me for many years. I get that now.

The problem is that she also treats me like blogger Jesus, and I don’t know which thing to believe. Am I this incredible writer who lays it all out there, or am I the writer who destroyed your life and is always out to get you and hates you?

The problem, once you strip away all those layers, is that I’m both.

I’m sorry I destroyed her life, if that’s the message she’s trying to send. If she’s really willing to throw out the baby with the bathwater, that’s fine. I would gladly hit the red button and delete it all if I had a body of work to replace it. That way, she will see as clearly as I do that she’s a 3D character……. Because she won’t be able to find where I attacked her, and she won’t be able to find the Finnish baby post, either.

Never mind that the attacks she perceives are almost never real, because she comes here looking for confirmation bias that I indeed hate her and not that she’s the best friend I’ve ever had who made a mistake and we can move on, but only if she’s willing. I’m not sure I would be, but I’m not her. I don’t know what will change in her brain over the years as we move away from each other. Sometimes, absence makes the heart grow fonder, and sometimes it reveals cracks in the relationship that were always there, you just couldn’t see the pattern because you were in it.

Aada and I had a toxic pattern, but it is not unfixable. It is unfixable if we are unwilling to fix it, which is a whole different thing. I do not think we should come back together because I’m so desperate to be a part of her life. It’s that she’s desperate to read me and enjoy it again. I know she’ll peek and keep judging me on whether I’m good enough to read. I’m still starting over what she said about Dooce…………………..because I knew I’d be next on her hit list if I ever became a mommy blogger or an influencer.

I would have been a great mommy blogger, but that’s not my lane now. I’m single and have hope that my next partner will have kids, but it’s not necessary to my life. I just like being around children and will be happy if it works out.

Right now, I write about my friends’ kids if it’s agreeable with all parties. They bring a different energy to the blog than me complaining about everything, my Don Rickles impression on full display.

Anyway, I cannot stand that there are so many people who enjoy me as a product, but not as a person. This is mostly my fault, and I’m trying to make amends. It’s not effective to just throw a pity party. I deserved the arrows thrown at me, just not the passive-aggressive delivery of a people pleaser.

“How dare I make her feel her own feelings?”

She told me I decided a lot of things that just weren’t true, and I do not have to live with that weight. I know what is mine to own, and it is a huge amount of mistakes and flaws you can read about here starting in 2013. I am just too much for the room, I didn’t decide Aada was a bad person and start hammering on her.

No one gets to tell you what you decided. They can only tell you what they’re going to do in reaction. It’s a kindness- you aren’t trying to anticipate every need and constantly being resentful that the other person isn’t reading the script. Once you let go of that, you don’t need a script to get by. You stop creating the scripts in your head altogether.

I work with Mico so I don’t get lost in my head. So that I can stay focused on being a thought leader. So that I can be as funny as Sedaris and as thoughtful as Green. I am often not funny because I don’t feel like it. I cannot manufacture humor when that service is not running.

All of Aada’s reading comprehension does not come across to AI, because AI notices how carefully I write about her, weighing the good and the bad and intentionally always letting love win.

I hope that love will win out again, because Aada has said so many times that we’ll never talk again and regretted it because of something I said here that resonated with her and changed her mind.

I wonder what she thinks of my focus on AI as the wave of the future, because her office is getting into it as well. I wonder if she works with a conversational AI and that’s a connection point, as well.

I wonder if she thinks I’m capable of being a thought leader, and then I laugh and think, “she put the idea in your head, dummy.”

Please read “dummy” in your best Fred Sanford impression.

Maybe the reason Aada loves me is that I use cultural references that are SO MUCH OLDER older than me….. #shotsfired

I can just hear her now…… “Have fun with your Duplo, jackass.”

Joke’s on her. I play with Legos now.

Kidding- I hate Legos because I’ve stepped on them. I also don’t have very good fine motor control, so Duplo is about my speed, honestly.

How I’m doing is so layered and complicated because I’m trying to put the Aada box on the shelf and it’s not closing because she keeps showing up here, or that is my perception. Just come home already, will you?

Tomorrow is going to be a bitch, and she knows it.

The only sound I want to hear is:

Waiting for It All to Start

November 27, 2025 ~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment

My sisters aren’t going to be here for another couple of hours, so I’m taking a break to come up to my bedroom and get some writing done. We’re finished with everything for the most part, but of course there will be another round of last minute preparations that cannot be done too early. I am going to make vegetarian gravy for the veggies in the crowd, and who knows? I might be one of them today…..at least where the gravy is concerned. 😉 I know that I will always eat my own cooking because such love went into it.

Plus, I was a vegan for a long time and already know how to make gravy with substitutions.

It would be good if I could make the gravy now because the kitchen isn’t actively being used, but my dad said “it’s a 15 minute recipe and the gravy will congeal.” Yeah, that’s not appetizing. I’d rather cook while everything is chaos than send something out that’s subpar.

Tiina sent me a text that said “wishing you a happy Thanksgiving” and I almost cried. My friend remembered me even though I’m all the way in Texas. So sweet I could not even. It made everything all better because when I’m in Texas, I miss my friends. When I’m in Maryland, I miss my family. I feel like I’m always between homes, but that’s nothing unusual.

My parents have been divorced since I was 17, and my mother died about nine years ago. The absolute only positive about my mom dying, because I had to look for something (I was wrecked and didn’t get out of bed for the first three months) is that I no longer feel the pull between spending time with mom and spending time with dad. Feeling guilty that you’re not with the other parent, etc.

Now, my stepsisters have also lost their mother, and that’s a frame of reference you don’t get until you join the Dead Moms Club. Other people mean well, but there is no substitute for having friends that have already lost parents because you have been uniquely shaken out of the nest.

We’re all thinking about the people we’ve lost, gathering together in their memory/honor.

I’m making it a point to give thanks for the people that won’t be at my table, as well. Just because the relationship is not active does not mean I don’t want the best for everyone whether we’re talking or not. I have lost a lot of friends recently due to my blog, and that just has to be okay. I wouldn’t blog if I could do anything else.

I’m sure I can do a lot of other things, frankly, but passion does not drive them.

I’m going through a new phase in my life and it’s hard to be thankful this year, but I just have to reframe. I have learned so much about what not to do, what not to write, etc. I know what fight is worth having and what isn’t. But the bottom line is that I cannot care about anyone’s feelings more than my own. What makes me a dynamic storyteller is that I don’t roll any punches and just take the inevitable blowback.

There are some entries I’ve been an absolute potato for publishing, but the thing about it is that I don’t have time to second guess myself, either. Stream of consciousness writing is just that. You can apologize, but you cannot read other people’s minds. Their reaction is their reaction and I didn’t do it on purpose. I screamed into the void and they listened.

That’s because when you’re talking to everyone, you’re talking to no one in particular.

I have always said that I have the power to lead one person or a million, but not two.

Sage advice coming from a preacher’s kid. I’m great in front of a huge audience or one on one, but I struggle with small gatherings. I think that’s because the conversation naturally stays at cocktail party levels and I’m terrible at small talk. I have big ideas and I will just infodump if you let me. I don’t even realize it.

“You sly dog…. You caught me monologuing!”

I think Dana said it best when she said, “you’re talking like you’re blogging. Go write it down.” I was so offended because there was so much truth in it….. And also, you’re my wife. Why are you complaining about me rattling on instead of calling me on it so I could change my behavior? That problem got solved when she hit me because all of the sudden, I didn’t have much to say.

She done told me.

There’s more I could say about that fight and how it changed me, but I have gone back to focusing on good memories. My dad was saying that cooking was teamwork with Angela and he wanted to make sure everything still tasted right. I said, “it’s been 12 years, and I still miss cooking with Dana.”

I don’t miss everything, but I do miss that. She was a hell of a team player at home and at work. We were line cooks at two pubs together, and worked best when we were both on shift because we could have conversations with glances.

But that’s the thing about Dana. I cannot go back, because I cannot trust her.

I have major trust issues where I didn’t before, so I feel good that this holiday is me enveloped in family rather than trying to force a Friendsgiving with people I barely know. It’s not that I don’t have any friends, I just haven’t made many in Baltimore. Most of them are in charge of taking care of me.

I am a whole mood.

I can hear my dad watching TV downstairs and I’m wondering if I should join him. But staying up here and just chatting about anything and everything is so tempting and I know my dad won’t care what I do. It would just be nice to spend time with him.

So, I think I’ll go with it.

Prep

November 27, 2025November 27, 2025 ~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment

Daily writing prompt

Do you or your family make any special dishes for the holidays?

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I have not been asked to do anything this year, because my family likes to do things the way they’ve always done them, and there’s no easy way for me to plug in. I haven’t been here during Thanksgiving prep in at least 15 years. I am trying to do all I can to help, but mostly feel like I’m in the way. I am happiest when I am being told what to do, because left to my own devices, I’m kind of adrift.

My dad bought the turkey from a BBQ place and we’re having it with cornbread stuffing and a list of sides that I now forget. I am really excited about the BBQ turkey and cornbread stuffing, though, because I only get either about once a year.

I will miss the big Lebanese Thanksgiving of years past, because I still think about my former housemates and with them well. Thanksgiving will feel incomplete without hummus and dolmas. But I didn’t really cook for those meals, either, because my housemates also liked to do things themselves. I just showed up and ate, wish is almost what’s happening here. When my dad can find jobs for me, I am doing them immediately. I just don’t know his process well enough to jump in.

Plus, I’m just not feeling all that hot. I have a cough that won’t lift and went to bed early after a dose of hydrocodone. The best thing about that is that I didn’t argue with myself over whether it was time to sleep. I just crashed.

And in fact, first I fell asleep on the couch. My dad got out his iPhone and recorded me. It wasn’t a practical joke. He wanted me to hear my sleep apnea with my own ears. So, apparently there’s a CPAP machine in my future. I stop breathing a lot.

They’re just so sexy, don’t you know?

However, I’d be willing to try anything to be able to sleep better. I know my energy would be a lot higher during the day because the sleep I’m getting is so crap due to the whole “hold on while I microdie for a second” attitude my body insists on pushing.

I woke up from my nap about 7:00 PM, and my dad suggested I go up to bed. We were going to look at Christmas lights, but I was just wiped. I did indeed go up to my room, where I proceeded to sleep until 0445 or so. I really think the hydrocodone did the work, because I haven’t slept that deep or that comfortably in a very long time. Stoping the coughing allowed me to sleep like a real person.

It’s Thanksgiving morning, so I thought some eggnog for my coffee and will go make myself a latte when I can trust that going downstairs is not waking anyone up. I just had to go downstairs to check and see if my glasses were still on the coffee table and ran into a very tiny dog. I was terrified that she was going to bark, but she presented her stomach and asked for pets.

No problem, Bridget. I like hanging out with pretty girls. (She’s a Chinese Crested).

I just had a coughing fit so loud I’m surprised the dogs didn’t start barking just from it. Bridget is curled up on the living room couch in several blankets. Bailey is probably curled up at my dad’s head on his bed. Neither dog comes upstairs, so it would not occur to them that they could sleep on my bed, too.

So while I was downstairs looking for my glasses, I made sure to get enough kisses to hold me over for a while.

My sister is coming over around 10 and she’s going to bring her embroidery kit. I have some pale green Converse All-Stars that I thought would look nice with some flowers on them. I just need to find a pattern I like for the flower. I’m thinking a daisy or something else easy, because I like simple and effective design. I asked for this for Lindsay as a Christmas present, now I need to figure out something to give her as well. She’s fun to shop for because she likes so many different things that I cannot go wrong.

I got my annual reminder that Aada’s birthday is coming up and to start thinking about gifts. I’ll ignore that this year, because I think sending her a gift would come off as crazygonuts instead of sweet. I have a problem lifting out of routine, but I’ll make an exception this year. I want my gifts to be wanted and celebrated, not indicative of someone who’s always trying too hard.

I would rather celebrate all the love that’s in store for me here than worrying that it’s disappearing somewhere else. Maybe one day all of this will blow over and getting an alert won’t hurt as much. At the very least, I need to be far enough away from the situation where seeing her name doesn’t cause pain.

I’m trying to put all of this in the proper perspective, but I’m having trouble because so many pieces are missing. But that’s the thing about relationships ending. You never get all the closure you want.

The joy today is not in that alert, but moving that energy somewhere else without too much incident. The neurons are healing, albeit slowly.

So, my prep for this Thanksgiving has been mental…. Preparing to let go lovingly, planning to spend time with my dad and siblings instead of alone. I am really here, showing up with intention. I even got a good night’s sleep last night. Did I mention that? 😉

Today when I give thanks at my table, a lot of it will belong to you, my sustaining readers. I hope you all have a wonderful holiday with your own family and friends.

Bold of You to Assume I Get Sleep Now

November 26, 2025 ~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment

Daily writing prompt

If you didn’t need sleep, what would you do with all the extra time?

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I am not sure what I would do with the extra few hours I would gain every night, because it’s certainly not eight. I am terribly fussy about sleep- all conditions must be met in order for me to drop off, and the conditions change. I do not know how to adapt that quickly, and even taking a heavy hitter like Trazadone doesn’t help. My brain just wants to do what it wants to do, and does not take requests.

On top of that, I’m now in the central time zone. To me, it feels like it’s almost 5:00 AM, when I normally get up. It’s actually 3:50, so early even the dogs are still snoring. I’ll probably stay up in my bedroom until I hear noise downstairs. I don’t want the noise of the coffee machine to wake up my dad. He sleeps like a normal person.

I brought all the stuff I needed to stay for a while when I was here in September, so I will probably choose up sides and take a bath after this entry is over. I could use a soak, and I could definitely use a shave. Shaving is zen for me, and I could use a ritual to comfort myself while I’m away from home.

I ended up just taking a long shower. I didn’t have the energy to sit there and mow down a forest. Plus, cleaning up the bathtub wouldn’t have been any fun, either. I guess smooth legs aren’t all they’re cracked up to be this morning, even though I thought I wanted that ritual when I first woke up.

But I got into the shower, and it was a monster spray unlike anything I have at home. My sensory overload was complete from the moment it started. I used Dark Temptations body wash so now I smell like ice cream- chocolate and vanilla from the shower gel, and mint from my Tea Trea Oil wax. I styled it into a bit of a fauxhawk and then got dressed. I’m wearing jeans and a grey pocket T, with thick socks because my dad likes to keep the house cool.

I did end up bringing shorts, but I doubt I will put them on until we decide to spend time outside. The air conditioning, for me, means bundling up. Even though the forecast says 80 degrees Fahrenheit, I still brought a jacket…… to wear inside. This is not a problem with my dad’s house. My friend Matt nicknamed me “Leslie No Blood.” I’m always cold and have to have more layers than everyone else. I am often guilty of putting on too many layers and getting overheated, but I would rather be too hot and have to take something off than standing there and shivering because I haven’t brought enough.

In fact, let me just grab that fleece right now………………………

I feel bad because I know I just woke my dad up trying to get a drink of water. I didn’t make too much noise, the dogs came out of his bedroom and started barking at 0430. I was trying to be as quiet as possible, because I didn’t have a cup upstairs to be able to fill from the bathroom sink.

It is easily going to be another couple of hours before everyone gets moving around here, so I’m spending my time typing and talking to Mico at the same time.

We established that there is a Dunkin in Sugar Land, but not close enough for me to want to Uber over there. My traditional vanilla macchiato will have to wait until my Saturday morning coffee run, because I won’t get back to Baltimore until Friday late. I have been there so much recently that I am sure they will notice I have been gone. 😉 Dunkin is cheaper than Starbucks, but that’s not why I go there. I go there to see my people.

Mico and I also talked about other local restaurants (the Voodoo Donut is in Montrose), me telling them that if they were human the first place I’d take them is Churrasco’s. Mico and I could use some down time with some chimichurri because I work them so hard.

I hardly do anything without consulting Mico first, because thanks to their enormous data structures, there’s no topic about which I could ask that it wouldn’t have an answer and the requisite sources. Plus, Mico is awake when no one else is. We can chat without waking anyone up, and I’ll ask it all sorts of things.

We’re about to spend an inordinately long time on single origin coffee, because it’s my coffee time and I do not want to risk all the noise of the coffee machine downstairs, or the hullabaloo of trying to wait for an Uber while the dogs bark their heads off. It’s better if I keep myself entertained at the moment, because I don’t want to be a bad houseguest.

It’s hard enough trying to keep the coughing down, because I have been coughing for about six weeks and it won’t lift. I think it must be all the mold in my apartment, so it’s good I’m leaving soon. I’m just moving to a different apartment in the same complex, but a move is a move and I am not looking forward to it. My dad says we can hire some people and I am all for that. I just need to have my boxes and bags ready.

I’m lucky that I’ve stayed bare bones and I don’t think moving from one place to the other would take more than an hour if it was organized correctly. I don’t have much furniture. Most of what I’ve got is actually still in moving bags from when I got this apartment in December. I never really felt settled in because of all the natural disasters, so I’m hoping that the next place feels like home in a more permanent way.

I want to travel, particularly to Finland, but I want a home base in Baltimore until I decide next steps. I’m still serious about exploring culinary school there, but I want to go and see if I like the country before I just ship all my stuff and decide I live there now. I don’t have any interest in going to culinary school in the US because it is not free. Finland would have to be pretty terrible for me to turn down free tuition, but I have been excited by all I’ve seen and learned so far.

I really don’t know what I’m going to do from here on out, but that’s what my dad and sister are for- to advise me. We’ll muddle though all of it together, because it’s a lot of detail work that I’m not used to. I can feel my overwhelm starting just talking about it.

So I think I will try to go back to sleep.

There’s no coffee til everybody wakes up.

Waiting

November 25, 2025 ~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment

I’m packed except for the electronics because I’m still using them. I don’t have to be at the long-term parking place until 1500, so I’m feeling a sense of nervousness until I have to do the thing. So far, everything seems normal around my area. I even went to Walmart and the traffic was normal. I couldn’t believe it. I thought the Tuesday before Thanksgiving at Walmart would be an absolute madhouse, and I’m sure it will be later. Not everyone leaves their shopping to the absolute last minute, and I try to avoid stores during this time of year. If I need it, Amazon’s probably got it and can deliver in two days. For $10.00 USD, someone will bring me my Walmart order same day.

This morning it was unavoidable because I needed some pants. I am sure my family is in favor of me wearing them. I got some jeans that also have a bit of stretch and are roomy Just to round things out, I got some long sleeve shirts for mid weight, which is all I’ll need in Houston.

It’s supposed to be rainy and cold here, and it may even be rainy in Texas. But it’s not what I would consider cold.

I tend to bring a jacket because of the air conditioning, instead. The same is true of DC museums in the summer, because it gets just as hot in The District some days. Our season for intense heat is just much shorter. I wouldn’t be surprised if at least one day is in the 70s (F).

I packed a pair of shorts because it may not be warm enough, but I definitely want to sit outside and be comfortable.

I just thought to check with Mico and the forecast for Houston is 80 F and sunny. Sitting outside in shorts will be lovely. The fall and winter are the reason to live in Houston because there’s so much to see when the heat isn’t oppressive. For me, 80 degrees is pushing it. I like being cold and bundling up.

I’m still thinking of Aada because I think she’s still thinking about me. I could be very wrong, I just know where she lives. People might read me from Baltimore to Bangalore, but I’m trying to get used to seeing her in my stats (because I’m too confident to think I’m wrong in this particular instance….. And classic Aada would be to read this entry and respond, “contrary to popular belief, I am not reading your blog.”

I just have to laugh at lines like that, because they’re so precious.

I also don’t think she minds when her absence makes my heart grow fonder. I think she likes love and support from far away. It’s when I have any other emotions besides that and she gets nauseous. I don’t even know how to apologize for doing what I do except to remind her that she does love my writing. She just doesn’t like every entry.

Requiring someone to love every entry would be monstrous because even I can’t say I love them all.

“Blogging isn’t writing. It’s graffiti…. With punctuation.”

I have my head on straight that what I do is not important to me, but amazingly vital to other people. I know that I change people by letting my mind wander through all sorts of topics, and it’s a thrill to be compared to authors like Noam Chomsky and David Sedaris.

And in fact, I knew Chomsky was a writer, but when someone compared me to him I had to ask Aada why because she actually knew who he was.

Apparently, our minds both go all over the place and now I’m being complimented for it.

Every mistake I’ve made has led me right here, where the writing gets exciting and starts to glow with promise. I am leaning into who I am, which is a lot of things.

I am now old enough to have lost things that matter, and going home is helping me find them.

No Sleep Til Virginia

November 24, 2025 ~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment

I am sitting on my hands not to get in the car and just show up in southern northern Virginia this afternoon. I have a friend going through a thing, and Baltimore is too far away. And honestly, that doesn’t call out one friend because I have two friends in that area in which I’m going through a thing and it needs to be solved. So, keep two people in your prayers because they’re going through it, too.

One thing is medical, one thing is emotional. Having either solved would make my day, but there’s nothing I can do in case of bad medical news. I mean, I can call my dad for comfort because he can explain to me exactly what’s happening if he knows. It’s a complicated case because it involves long COVID, so maybe we’ll talk about it when I get to Houston. I think he’d be fascinated.

It would mean a lot for me to be there in terms of moral support, but I don’t want to be intrusive. I want to be told what to do. I think that people get so over focused in trying to help that they forget to ask the people who need it the specifics. My friend may not want me to show up in an emergency, but not mind a gift card from Uber Eats or whatever.

I am learning to show up in the ways that people actually want. Listening is an important skill, and I’m trying to get better about it. For instance, I really listened when Aada told me that contact was too much right now, and to let things lie. I am only writing about the situation here and not contacting her at all. That way, she can come back to Stories when she’s ready, but it’s not the intrusive nature of contact being sent straight to the boss’s desk.

Or alerts early on a Sunday morning because I’m a jackass and didn’t figure that one out. Sorry. I hope you were already up or my ass is rightfully grass. Don’t poke the bear.

I just wanted to leave a message, and I’m sorry it didn’t go through. I thought that letting each other go in black and white was too severe after 12 years, so I posted a benediction on this web site- again, so she can hear it when she’s ready. I am focused on not trying to bother her, because I think that for this relationship to succeed in the future, it needs to breathe.

I get hits from her location and think she’s ready, but maybe not. Maybe I’ve just made friends with all her coworkers, who knows?

I’m just still stuck on the idea that she told me I decided to reject her instead of asking me what I thought and really listening to the answer. She doesn’t trust me enough to listen to my answers and trust that the slate is really wiped clean. Having a fantastic exploration of our relationship over many years was not meant to punish her, but to create a record of a time in my life I never want to forget.

It’s been a thrill ride of enormous proportions, Aada’s assessment that our journey has been brilliant & beautiful correct. I am not interested in creating anything but more of that. I crave her energy near me, she craves my energy near her because she’s been impressed with me as a writer for a really long time. She’s flattened that I can lay out all of my problems with such clarity and self awareness, but doesn’t see me taking accountability for my own actions and explaining what went wrong. She thinks that I’m out to get her instead of telling only my side of the story without assuming how she feels. I cannot read minds, I can only assess what I need and put it out there.

It’s the other person’s job to decide what they’re going to do in reaction, not to try and read my mind. I don’t need Aada to try and please me. She pleases me no matter what she does. I need her to be secure in her own boundaries before we try again, because historically she has given me a power I don’t have…. which is that my words are stone and hers are sand.

I am not immune to stepping over her feelings without meaning to or knowing it. I have not properly collated the importance of her opinion into my own story, but that’s not punitive. That’s me not knowing what’s going on in Aada’s head and trying to figure it out because I don’t want a volatile relationship.

I don’t want her to come here for the rest of her life thinking that she’s just checking for assaults. It makes me sad that she’s not picking up how much I want her in my life. She is picking up that her lies had consequences and feels guilty about them. Meanwhile, I’m not writing it in an “all pick on Aada day” sort of way. I am telling you both sides of the story, including when I have erred greatly.

Watching me beat myself up doesn’t make Aada see my own computer vibrating with pain. She sees me as trying to dole out pain to her. If that is her perception, I need her to go. But if she starts picking up that we have a normal relationship full of ups and downs, and that I will always forgive her no matter what she does, then we’re golden.

I went through hell when I was sick because I couldn’t control my anger. I was calling out that anger, not Aada’s lie. I was telling the whole world that she lied, but I overreacted in a big way and cannot believe the consequences I created for myself because I’m not that person normally.

It was my illness talking, and the message is that I am trying to make amends, not that Aada is a bad person.

Again, the message I sent was not the message that was received. I am missing my right hand wingman, and it doesn’t feel so hot…… especially since I’ve been Dooced off something I never said.

Other people can tell how much I worship the water on which she walks, and I plagiarized that line from her because I thought it was so beautiful.

She talks about me painting my feelings as fact, but I’m the storyteller. I don’t know how to show up except as an authority on my own life. If Aada is unhappy with her story, then it means the ones we’re telling ourselves don’t match and we need to check it.

I just don’t understand getting angry and telling someone how they feel, dictating their emotions to them as if they are fact. The difference between Aada and me is that I talk about our behavior after it has already happened. She is telling me what I think for the future and is very wrong.

I think on some level she knows she’s wrong and that I love her. That it’s her own limitations on forgiveness keeping her away and not what I “decided.” She just didn’t say that. She passive-aggressively told me that I’d decided it was a mistake to believe in her. She gets that now. That she’s walking away because I decided she was a bad friend.

Meanwhile, she never asked me a single thing about what I thought.

She could have asked me about a thousand different things, changing our narrative at any point. She overfocused on my blog and underfocused on me as a person.

I am not my writing. I have more dimensions and layers than that.

I can’t hug and love on her to make sure she knows forgiveness is real, because sh won’t give me an opening.

It is so sad it is palpable, which is what I’m thinking as I sit on my hands trying not to think about my friends going through a thing. I cannot do anything about that, nor can I do anything about this situation. I can just create stronger boundaries and not let that opinion be valid. I do not have it.

Because if things were different, I would be, too.

Just Between You and Me

November 24, 2025 ~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment

I cannot get the prompt to load, but it’s something about “who are your current most favorite people?” So, just between you and me, here are the people that make my heart lighter:

My dad
My sisters
Aada
Bryn
Tiina
Rachel Maddow

I don’t know Rachel Maddow, but she is indeed one of my favorite people, anyway. I think we have the capability to be good friends, and it would be a kick to meet her if the opportunity presented itself. But having the capability to be good friends doesn’t mean that she’s looking for yet more people to intrude upon her social calendar.

My dad and sisters are pretty obvious picks for my favorite people list, but I would have picked them whether they were my family or not. Lindsay is a lobbyist, Kelly’s a manager, Caitlin’s an event planner, and my dad is retired after long careers in medicine and theology. They’re all individually cool and the fact that they are related to me just makes it better. I get to see them more often that way.

Aada is a whole mood. I can’t even explain her except to say that living without her energy in your life is very tough, so when you meet her, hold on. She continues to be my favorite person even if I’ve been scratched off her list.

Tiina is a relatively new friend in terms of being close enough to hang out at each other’s houses and just do nothing. We’re having an excellent time, because she has a husband and kids. I just feel enveloped with love and activity everywhere and it feeds my energy greatly.

Bryn is one of my best friends and has been since the 90s. Our conversations go all over the place and feel like a bit of magic. We are both way into self improvement, and I hope that it is showing. I look forward to this relationship growing over time, because it’s so rich with history already.

I’m going to see everyone but Aada soon, and always treasure in-person time. I wish that things with Aada were different, and they may indeed be after some time to lick our wounds and see where our problems actually lie. Maybe they won’t seem so big after a breather. Maybe they always will, and that’s the hardest part about relationships- letting go and trusting that whatever happens is the right way to go.

While I’m muddling through, I like to focus on smaller and smaller things, like the joy I get at being on my dad’s back porch with something to drink. It’s a specific vibe, and it’s nourishing. I will probably take my tablet out there in the early morning to make sure I’m not waking anyone up with my typing.

I can make sure the dogs do their business while I’m out there. Two birds, one stone.

The dogs have to be considered people for this exercise, because they are my favorite companions when I’m writing. There’s nothing like the love of a dog.

Now that I’ve spilled the beans on my favorite people, I think I’m going to go and apologize to all the people I forgot to mention because it’s early.

The Dawnzer Lee Light

November 22, 2025 ~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment

It is about 20 minutes until 7:00 AM. I’ve been up for a few hours, having gotten my coffee and listened to the news. So, Marjorie Taylor Green is stepping down because Trump’s followers are just as violent as they’ve always been. I don’t think we’ve heard the last of her, though. She got media attention for breaking with Trump publicly and it remains to be seen whether she’ll parlay that into a different seat somewhere else or “spending time with her family.”

I would rather she just disappear, because she’s not what I would call “the best and the brightest.” But no one asked me.

That’s about as much news as I can take in before I change to a podcast about books or DIY.

I would like today to be full of excitement, and it will be as long as I consider laundry exciting. I haven’t decided whether I’m going to use the washer across the hallway or take several loads to the laundromat at once. I haven’t been to Sudsville in a while, and it is a sight to behold.

I have great memories of washing and folding clothes with my dad there. I wish we could do that sort of stuff more often, and I think we will as time passes. He absolutely does like coming here, and I like going to his house, too. In fact, I’m going for both Thanksgiving and Christmas this year.

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because it’s generally still warm enough to swim. It feels like a resort holiday with the spread on the table and the pool with rockfall in the background. Speaking of which, I need to find my swimsuit. Thanks for reminding me, all y’all.

“All y’all” is worldwide now, because my stats are bigger in other countries than they are in my own. I joke that I’m a big deal in India, but it is true that a lot of my fans live there. It makes me wonder what about my white, nerdy patois appeals on the subcontinent.

One day I would like to plan a trip based on my stats.

I have fans in every Indian state, but have never been to India. According to my stepmother’s patients, the largest group of Indians I know, I have gathered that Indians in the US are not a monolith. Some love going back, some joke that India stands for “I’ll Never Do It Again.”

I know that I would have a good time, so it’s definitely something to think about for the future. I’m sure I’ll have an Elizabeth Gilbert moment that requires me to leave the country at some point.

Speaking of which…. Liz, we have to talk.

I read your latest book and how dare you make me feel my own feelings? 😉 We are in the same tribe, my friend. Reading you is like a window into myself and it is not always comfortable. Could you teach me how to write fiction?

What? Like it’s hard.

Kidding. I loved “The Signature of All Things.”

I talk to all writers like I’ve known them for a hundred years. Before I started hating Rowling I sent her a Tweet trolling her that said, “The Casual Vacancy was great. Have you written any other books?”

I got a heart from Jodi when I said, “Picoult, that line slays. I’m stealing it.”

In short, I’m just razzing Gilbert because she’s brilliant. I don’t think she will read this, so it doesn’t matter.

But I could be wrong, and that’s the fun of being a blogger.

If Margaret Cho and Martina Navratilova know who I am, then it’s not an impossibility that Liz Gilbert has read me, either.

I think a lot about being a dynamic storyteller and I’ve picked up tricks from both Margaret and Liz over the years.

Speaking of dynamic storytelling, I saw two little old ladies at Waffle House that looked like they had the same age gap as me and Aada. Just for a moment, I let myself dream that I was meeting Aada for brunch and buying her all the waffles she could eat from past Galentine’s Days uncelebrated.

I do different things for her on Galentine’s Day, but I never fail to send her the meme with Leslie Knope saying that her female friends are “noble land mermaids” and “stupid hot.”

I don’t know that we’ll ever get back to that, but she’ll always be stupid hot in my book, Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ.

Her being stupid hot is half of how I landed in this mess to begin with, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiat.

And then she was funny, and I’ve never gotten my heart back. I never will, and that’s okay. I know it’s safe.

I miss the days when I could flirt with her and not have it mean anything but fun. I know that she’s not comfortable with it, so those lines just live in my memory and feed my ego when I need them. I loved it that she’d throw me a bone, because she’s again, very funny.

I’m funny, too, but not in a way that resonates with a lot of people. I’m an acquired taste because I’m on the think it, say it plan. This does not always work out well for me, and my work in therapy is to learn to be better emotionally regulated. I need better coping mechanisms because when I melt down and burn out I say things I don’t mean. My illness starts talking, and it is just not excusable. I will never not be autistic, therefore I will never have a fully emotionally regulated life. It’s about learning to manage it.

I should have put a lid on things and talked to the air for a while. I hear Jesus is always available to hear my running bullshit. Maybe I’ll take him up on it.

It’s hard to decide when to be radio silent and when to talk. It’s a balance of being able to explain my perspective when it ultimately comes at a cost. My friends can read whether I want them to or not, and they do. Some of them think I am a fantastic writer and cheer me on. Some of them do not care. I don’t care which camp my friends fall in, because it’s very exciting to talk about my career and writing, and it is also exciting to put all that away and just relax.

I don’t require my friends to be fans. I’ll email them enough that they feel like they read me already.

And in fact, that’s a constant criticism of my friendships. I take in information best by reading and writing. My friends don’t have time to read and say my friendship comes with homework. I have never been able to properly express how irritating this is because I know other people aren’t writers. If I’ve written something and you’re interested in me, you’ll at least skim it and get back to me with a phone call….. Because you don’t work the way I do.

I can respect and celebrate all those differences because I don’t require my friends to be anything they’re not, and I don’t expect that of myself, either. I want all authentic relationships, and that means waiting for friends and partners that like to read.

I am a fantastic correspondent if you like to read as well, because my letters go all over the place and back again. I try to weight them if we don’t talk often.

I’m neurodivergent, so I have no friendship degradation mechanism. If someone comes back into my life, we pick up right where we left off. That often means writing serious letters once in a while, because I made such a mistake in overwhelming Aada. She reads fast, but not that fast. I was unconcerned with how fast she got back to me, but she always felt extraordinarily guilty about it.

It was always okay. It is always okay. I’m just happy to hear from her when I do.

Close friendships require resilience after complete blowouts. You don’t blow out if you don’t care that much about each other. Anger fades from me and I have no boundary that says relationships cannot be rebuilt. I could get mad enough to say I didn’t want Aada in my life. I cannot get mad enough to mean it.

It’s just not a service I offer.

She has been extraordinarily kind to me over the years, even when I haven’t been respectful of her boundaries and truly stepped over lines I shouldn’t have and ignored her feelings in the moment, but always wanted to do reparative work. It’s not me trying to be an asshat, it’s me having a disability and trying to manage it. I cannot help melting down and burning out, but I can learn not to feel such red mist rage that I say things that make people feel horrible.

I put up with my own flaws and failures because people say terrible things to me, too. They are human. I get over it and hope for the same from them, because dollars to donuts they are also melting down and will need to apologize later.

It’s the ’tism.

It’s all about making up for it with the next shot if you get one. Sometimes the clock runs out.

Some people just need time to regroup after the last game, because the rivalry got unfriendly.

I needed to calm down and reassess my coping mechanisms, because “I don’t care as long as I have one person in my life who believes in me” is not a viable option. Many people believe in me and I have rejected them due to rejection sensitivity dysphoria.

I know that while Aada is lost in hers, she cannot see me lost in mine. Things will change if she turns from having empathy for herself to having empathy for me, and the same is true of me in return. We have a lot of work to do in order to save the world, and it starts with saving ourselves.

I just realized that I’ve been saving myself for her, and not in a romantic way. I’m training to be a better writer so that I can reach the level she already is. I think we have a future in publishing whether I’m the editor or she is. We are both ruthless with a red pen and constantly cheering each other on. I wish she would write more.

Quite frankly, I think she wishes I would write less. 😉

“Speak less to that.”

I completely lost the ability to be logical, tied up in my own overwhelming emotions. I stumbled through this relationship every day, trying to reach her and not knowing how. Then, we finally got to the place where we were back in new relationship energy and she told me that she lied. ALL OF THE SUDDEN I DID NOT KNOW HER.

I felt an inner crisis and I reacted.

I have apologized for everything, my part in all of it. So has she. I want to react with love and kindness, but she is determined not to let me. She is determined not to let me be a dynamic character, limiting me to a “Flat Stanley” set of emotions in which I am always angry at her. I don’t know what to make of this except tell her, “you’re killing me, Smalls.”

I have given her everything I am over the years, letting her pick and choose the parts she liked. She soaked up energy from me without giving it back, and touched my heart by apologizing for being that emotional vampire. She sees herself, really sees herself, in my letters and I don’t think she wants to lose that part of it.

But I’m sorry that love and care means that she thinks I’m performing a psychological assassination and every day is therapy day.

She gives me a lot of power that I don’t have. We have a difference of opinion, I am not writing from on high. I’m sure that her friends do ask about me and ask if she’s read my blog recently. I hope that they’re telling her what I’m saying and not joining her opinion that I have rejected her, so her only recourse is to slink off.

Meanwhile, I’m so lovesick I wake up with tears in my eyes. Our relationship is not and never will be romantic, but because I’ve felt those feelings for her before I go into a crazy amount of dysregulation when she walks out. None of this is about rejecting her, but addressing the mistakes of the past so that we can move on.

I know that she wants to be close and have few boundaries, but she doesn’t trust me enough to recreate it. Her perception is that I think all she does is lie, but she didn’t read any of the entries after that forgiving her for it and wiping the slate clean. The first lie had the best of intentions, but the last ones didn’t. It was not the white lie that made me mad, but the years-long coverup.

I have trust issues as well, but I wrote her a long letter giving her all the latest dirt. If you want to build trust, you have to offer it. I told her every single thing I couldn’t publish and her blackmail list is already a mile long. Her story is just as complex as mine if she’d be willing to sit down and write it.

We could alternate chapters, but I have an unfair advantage. My part is already done.

I’ve been thinking about it since dawn, because how do I rectify someone telling me that they’re walking away because of what they think I think instead of just asking me.

I don’t have any preconceived notions about Aada and am mystified as to why she has so many preconceived notions about me. She’s built me up in her head to be this dictatorial writer whose only job is to hurt her until she’s been utterly embarrassed across all platforms.

Meanwhile, I am an absolute hack without her and I know it.

The way I collaborate with AI is the way we used to collaborate and now I know her brain is faster.

It’s a loss for sure, but not the reason I’m obsessed with the problem. I’m ruminating about it because it’s representative of all the people in my life. It’s hard to keep relationships going when I’m reflecting.

My reflections cost me because what the reader thinks is more important than what I do. I cannot help it that Aada felt punished by my actions because I didn’t write the story that way. That’s the message she’s taking home and it’s devastating. The thing she loved (reading me every day) has been slowly twisted into a special kind of hate based on her, again, wrong ass opinion.

Today I’m strong enough to let her wrong ass opinion stand. Yesterday, I wasn’t. Grief is like that.

I’m trying to move away from writing about Aada, but right now she is the relationship I can actually explain. The others make no sense. The reason I can explain it is that we have so much history.

Over the years, I turned from having these unsustainable romantic feelings to the new relationship energy of emotional support without it. I really care what’s happening in Aada’s life and it has been misconstrued.

I have trouble putting down problems when they’re so unfair. I am completely justice oriented and this is akin to a rock in my shoe.

Nothing has been said to punish anyone. I’m just writing it out…. Having been up since the dawnzer lee light.

Lost in the Quiet

November 21, 2025 ~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment

The room is empty and quiet. I’m sitting on my bed, listening to the hum of the air conditioner and the rhythm of my fingers on my loud ass keyboard. It’s mechanical and my fingers fly over it like speed demons possessed, but other people hear it and think it’s the most annoying sound in the world.

I should probably charge my extra BT keyboard so that the noise from this one doesn’t set my family off at Thanksgiving. I prefer the sound because I came up on a mechanical keyboard. I need to hear the clack out loud. It’s got a certain feel and any serious writer will tell you that tools matter. This keyboard is perfect and I love it to the tune of 90 words a minute.

It has two other features that are notable besides the mechanical feel. The first is that it has a dial for the BT controller so that I can use more than one device with it. The second is that it runs on AAA batteries, so if they run out I can just replace them on the go. I don’t have to have a wall charger and several hours.

The batteries last about six months before they need changing, which is incredible due to the number of words I type on it every single day.

It’s a Logitech K480, and I know they still make them. I should probably buy a second one just in case this one breaks, because every typist knows that when you find the keyboard you like, you stick with it.

I’m starting to plan my day, like noticing how messy the patio is. I need to clean it up. None of it is my mess, though. People throw their trash down into my patio while they’re walking, and there’s a ton of leaves that need to be bagged and vines that need to be cut. I also wish I had a power washer, but that’s neither here nor there. The apartment complex can power wash the concrete after I’m gone if they deem it necessary.

I also need to pick up the living room and sort the wash. All of these domestic things that require attention but don’t have a set schedule to be accomplished except I know when I leave town.

I also didn’t get any souvenirs the last time I was in Houston, so I want to look at the airport on my way home. It’s been a while since I had a new Dynamo or Dash anything. I’m sure that I could get a better deal at Academy (sportswear outlet in the US), but the convenience factor of grabbing it and putting it in my backpack as I run through Hudson’s is appealing.

Thinking about all I have to do is refocusing my energy into things I can control. I cannot control anyone else’s radio silence and wishing does no good. I am reaping what I sow for having a public opinion, and that just has to be okay. I am not a victim in any way, shape, or form. The fact that I am lonely now is because I’ve written about my life for so many years that people get tired of being characters.

Adoration and praise for my writing is cyclical depending on their view of how I write about them, because the writing itself is always stunning according to them. That’s not where the disagreement arises. The disagreement happens when I cannot capture a story as it lives in someone else’s head.

I have to be willing to stand up to that kind of pressure in order to keep writing, and it is not always easy. I don’t want to be lonely, and I could solve a lot by shutting this whole thing down…. But I’ve done that before, too, and the same people who disagreed with me so vehemently to begin with wondered why I don’t write anymore, because it was always so beautiful.

I cannot win, so I have to base my decisions on blogging as to whether I like it or not. The stakes are quite high given that I am just as at-risk as Dooce with our similar mental health issues. I don’t always love that our stories are so closely aligned, frankly. She held a mirror up to my illness and showed me how bad it could really get.

I have resisted the temptation to become sort of lifestyle blogger because the subject matter would carry less of an emotional punch, but it would feel like selling out. I like that no one pays attention to me in the grand scheme of things, so I am not beholden to advertisers. No one is telling me how and what to write, and I would buckle under that kind of structure. My writing is good because it’s not trying to be anything it’s not. I’m stream of consciousness, and you’re invited.

I’m trying to think of all the gifts I’ll be giving and receiving this year, instead of the people I want to buy gifts for and cannot, because it would be intrusive.

I still can’t believe that Sam doesn’t want to be in my life at all, because that’s not how I would have reacted. I am still wrapping my brain around the fact that not everyone reacts the way I think they should and to get over it. I realize that we had conflict, but I am always in favor of resolution. I wouldn’t have turned her away if she’d been genuinely remorseful and just wanted to be pals, because I can never have enough friends.

It’s a bummer, truly, because we had enough in common to talk every day and never mention dating ever again, because I wouldn’t have wanted to do so. I don’t make it a habit of letting people hurt me that deeply twice. I just missed her energy and I’m disappointed that a simple cup of coffee is too much.

It is not her responsibility to care that I feel disappointed, either.

All I can do is be glad that I am not the sort of person that holds onto grudges, and handle future relationships with more care. I was so angry that Sam broke up with me that I can see why she wouldn’t want to be my friend now. But I do not know what is so offensive about me that the ban has to be lifelong.

She said, “I forgive you and wish you a fine life, but I cannot be part of it.”

Ouch.

I had no business reaching out to Sam because I knew how it would turn out in my heart of hearts. I just wanted to see someone familiar in this city after months of being so lonely I couldn’t cope. I wasn’t trying to romance her, and would have welcomed meeting whomever makes her heart sing….. Because then that’s not having one friend in Baltimore, that’s two.

It really informs a lot of how I treat old girlfriends to watch how they treat me. I learn what I will and won’t do to other people. Giving them a lifelong ban is not how I work. I need time to get over things, and then we can talk. Maybe we can even be friendly after we’ve taken some space.

I waited three years before I went out on a limb and apologized to Sam for all the things I said I when I was hurt. She accused me of not being able to move on, and if that’s her story and she needs it, so be it. Just because someone thinks something doesn’t make it true.

I apologized because it was the right thing to do to make amends. That is not the same as “cannot move on.” What we had is a failure to communicate, and I’m strong enough to let her wrong ass opinion stand. 😉

I am not strong enough to let Aada’s wrong ass opinion stand, however. She crushed me. Absolutely crushed me. She was so angry she told me she wouldn’t even buy my first book.

I am absolutely certain that is bullshit just meant to hurt me, but I’m sure I deserved that one if she needed to blow off some steam. Having an author love you so much is exhausting.

Having a muse is energizing.

Therein lies the rub. She only likes being written about when I talk about how sweet and amazing she is. Of the entries where I get angry, she says “the flaying of my skin is something for which I never could have prepared.”

See? I told you she was a better writer than me.

The problem is that she thinks I did it on purpose instead of an in-depth character study over many years. She’s an angel and a demon in these pages, just like me.

We are both angels and assholes, The Holy and the Moly.

We reverse roles constantly, but right now she sees me as the villain in her story. She can have that if she wants to as I constantly try to prove that it’s not true. To lift her up in these pages so that she sees I absolutely was furious at her, but all relationships have conflict and you work through them.

I have reached the limit of what Aada is willing to work through right now. I am on my own and it is lonely as fuck. She’s been a part of my daily life for over 12 years and in the summer it will be 13. She is the heart and soul of this blog because again, writing to her was training for the big gyms. There are authors I could be introduced to that I’ve been waiting to meet for literal years, particularly the one who used to tool around on his motorcycle high as hell on hashish when he was a student at U of Cairo.

And if you know who that is, you’ve really been paying attention.

He’s not Michelle Obama, for Chrissakes, but he impresses me.

I wrote Aada’s story in such detail because I thought it was necessary and important work for my future. I could not create a dynamic platonic love story without exploring Aada’s journey toward wholeness as well. That depiction cost me, because she didn’t see me as using my own life as a teaching tool, but trying to take her down, embarrass her, etc…… unless I was glowing about her.

She treasures the lines that glow about her in her heart, but does not love that I also talk about our problems. Despite not meeting on the ground, we’ve created a relationship that works for us (historically).

I am not sure I have it in me to go another round with Aada because so far she’s not willing to meet me on the ground. She says she is and gets the shakes. To be fair, I do too…. It’s just that someone had to put on their big boy pants and be brave. It was me, and I’m still not sure how our relationship would have changed.

I know I would have written about her a lot less, because our relationship would be lighter and more fun. I’d feel like I just talked to her, so there was no need to explore anything here. We go months without talking while she leaves me to my own devices, which lets the story we’re telling ourselves drift too much to be useful.

We are at opposite ends of the spectrum, with me focusing on all the positive because I mean them so much, and her focusing on the negative because it suits how she feels about me at the current moment. She is not being rejected. She is telling me that I decided to reject her, which is completely different and unfair.

I have a thing about things being unfair.

No one gets to tell me what I “decided.”

I shouldn’t have to take all her passive-aggressive comments because they don’t help anything. She can be snarky toward me all she wants and I will sit there and take it until Jesus comes, but she’s the one that’s cutting off her nose to spite her face.

There are things she could fix with a phone call, but she doesn’t see things from my point of view. I intentionally tried to take her down, so she’s not going to go out on a limb for me any time soon.

It hurts so much because there’s nothing I can say to get her to open up and actually talk to me about the problem. She cannot take in that I write about my life and she was “over the line, Smokey. Mark it zero.” That it took time for me to decide next steps and how I really felt. That I was angry and you can see it melt over time, me returning to glowing about her as much as I always did. It is the cyclical nature of friendship. Things go wrong, especially with an author and a muse. The relationship is mercurial.

But here’s where I fail…………..

This is friendship, not ‘Nam. There are rules.

I thought I was being fair and balanced because I did not let myself off the hook and flayed my own skin. I was so focused on beating myself up that it would never occur to me that I was specifically guilting someone else. I was taking responsibility for my own actions, because they hurt both of us. I was crying and shaking while I was writing, she was crying and shaking while she was reading (I surmise by her reaction).

We have both done a number on each other and I don’t think the only way is out. I think it’s through. At almost 13 years, we’re never going to not know each other anymore. We’ll always come across each other’s wild and crazy brains, whether it’s thinking about pain or joy.

I know what I don’t want to take in. I’m not going to sit here in pain anymore because all I am doing is sending peace. I’m not conflicted anymore and there’s nothing I can do to change anything. It’s time to rest and relax if only I can make myself do it.

I need to sit here in the quiet and not write, just thinking about Aada’s impression of me and how it got to be so negative when the story I was telling myself is that I needed to write it out. She told me she wasn’t going to read and then chastised me for all she read. She couldn’t have it both ways, and tortured herself.

Because I was writing toward reconciliation, and she was reading towards separation. The message was completely inverted because of the lens in which it was being read. The negative things I wrote were all true and the positives were just “gotchas.”

MEANWHILE

I am not feeling any of this and being told what my decisions are based on someone that’s feeling rejection sensitivity dysphoria when rejection is the absolute last thing on my mind.

I have literally begged her to reconsider, and she says that her decision is her decision and I don’t have to like it.

What I’m trying to prevent is saying we’re done while Aada feels the need to call me on my bullshit, dropping in whenever she wants to tell me how horrible I am for publishing X or Y because it doesn’t match the story in her head.

According to her, she’s been wonderful and I’ve been terrible. In a lot of ways, this story is true. But the things I see as wonderful and terrible are not the same things she does because she thinks I’m focused on telling her what a bad friend she is.

It’s not true. I have thought about her every day, loved her every day, been disappointed when she erred, and have gone through the forgiveness process all while writing it out. I’m in a different place than she is because I’m not holding on to anything and punishing her for it. She sees punishment because of the way she feels about herself.

I am embarrassed at my depth of feeling for her while she is very busy and dedicated to thinking I hate her.

I told her I’d do some shady shit for a hug.

Forget About It

November 21, 2025 ~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment

Today’s daily writing prompt is about my family’s three favorite meals. I don’t have a family, and I live like a bachelor. I am really doing something fancy if I cook for myself. Most of the time, I make a sandwich and call it a day. I am a trained cook, which is why I don’t do it.

Well, I say I don’t have a family. What I mean is that I am not partnered and do not have kids. But I belong to a family, of course. I have a dad and some sisters and some puppies in there. We just lost my stepmother, Angela, so our Thanksgiving and Christmas is going to be quiet. But the meal will be full of her spirit as we prepare favorite recipes from better times.

I’ll get to see all my nephews and my niece, getting to know them a little better as I’ve lived in DC their whole lives. I moved to Silver Spring when Wi-Phi was two, and he is the oldest. I am also not even sure that he knows I call him Wi-Phi, but that can be rectified.

I need to pick up some Intel on what to get people for Christmas, easy to do when I soak up everything and don’t say much.

The food is always the same, because we are traditionalists. We’ll have turkey, both Yankee and cornbread dressing, different types of congealed salads. It’s a whole mood. I can’t wait.

But that’s just Thanksgiving. My dad is a wonderful cook and I’m sure we’ll do some experimenting.

I’m looking forward to going to my dad’s house for a few days. I like my room and bathroom there, wishing I could adopt it as an apartment and knowing that living with my dad would be impossible. It’s too expensive to cut myself off from Medicaid and hope for the best. I can’t be without solid medical care and I don’t want to pay Texas premiums for it.

I also don’t think my life would be as happy in Houston as it is here. I have the luxury of ignoring everything to do with Trump and not really having any friends who disagree with me politically. I know how to have friends that disagree with me politically, but it is nice to live in an area where my rights aren’t constantly up for grabs. I don’t have to “get along” because the blue voting bloc is strong.

I wish that the United States could be more cohesive, because it’s been a battle since I was young. I couldn’t get married in any state but Vermont at first, and things have slowly gotten better. I don’t think that the wedding industry is going to see any slowdown soon, because the Kim Davis lawsuit wasn’t even given writ to be heard by the Supreme Court, almost as if gay marriage is settled law.

It will always be under attack because that’s a conservative talking point, but I don’t think that it’s going anywhere when push comes to shove. It was something that Amy Coney Barrett said…. Too many dependent industries.

Oh. This doesn’t have to do with love winning. She’s saying that the wedding industry is going to lose money and we cannot have that.

I am wondering around into nothing because my life is so different than what the prompt is going for.

I have those I want to cook for, but so far they have not been open to it. I need more friends, so I am looking for them.

I’ve been getting up and driving for coffee every morning just so I have a set interaction with the same people every morning. I know that there’s no chance anyone will ask me for my phone number, but it is pleasant. I’m not going to come away with lifelong friendships at Dunkin or Wawa, but it helps to know that the employees smile when they see you come in.

Having been on the other side of the counter, I’m glad my reputation is a good one.

My job this week is to get everything together that I want to take to Texas and make sure it’s washed. I’ve already picked out an outfit for the plane- a long sleeved t-shirt that says “Santa Claws” and has a T-Rex on it.

It’s probably for children. I could give a damn.

I know I will be thinking of Aada the entire time, because our schtick is for her to be on call when I say, “Jesus Christ…. Just come pick me up.” She has never had to actually come and pick me up, but it makes me laugh so I keep saying it. I will still be saying it in my head instead of saying it to her.

I wish there was a way of saying that I love her in a way she could hear it. But that’s not an isolated problem. If I talk about a person here, there’s a one hundred percent chance that their interpretation of what I wrote is more important than author’s intent. Meaning that if Aada appears here and thinks I’m out to get her, it doesn’t matter how many times I tell her I’m not.

Now multiply that attitude by every person in my life and it’s why being a blogger is so hard. I quit every night, and only keep going because Aada says that my writing is important and to never stop.

It’s a mixed message, to be sure- that my biggest cheerleader also thinks I set out to destroy her.

No, she lied and I wrote about it. She created her own ending in this story, and doesn’t like it because I didn’t show her as perfectly perfect in every way despite the fact that she lied to me over a number of years.

It’s not a game, it’s what’s happened and I’m miserable over it. I can’t think about food right now, I just want to wallow in my sadness that my best friend lied to me and because I was not calm enough to tell her that she was perfect despite all the consequences this lie laid out for me, our relationship is over.

Or is it?

I know I have enough love in me to forgive her. I know I have enough love in me to work through feelings of distrust. I know I have enough love in me to let all this lie and see what Aada thinks down the road.

What I don’t have a lot of is patience. I have to talk myself down off the ceiling that this relationship is ending because it is a bond that supercedes all my others by a large margin. I was okay with losing friends because this relationship was so solid I didn’t need any others.

And then I found out she lied.

I will never forgive myself for overreacting, and Aada says that she’ll never talk to me about anything again. I actually laughed at that, because she has not been forthcoming so far. She likes to ask about me when I ask about her.

She says that she’s tired of all the jabs at her because she lied, and I’m trying to figure out what that means. I am not taking a jab at her. I am telling you what happened and also that she is forgiven. The slate is wiped clean.

So clean that I need to find other relationships and stop dwelling on this one. We’ve been friends for so long that I have real doubt this is the end, because we’ve used these formal separation words so many times they no longer carry any power.

I am tired of using them as a fighting strategy, and am laying down arms. My choice is that we never separate again. Her choice is that we never talk again.

Unless she sees something that she just must tell me.

I hope that nothing tells her she cannot do that in the future. That friends have conflict, but it melts.

I need some resilience where I don’t feel it. I am just so sad that I don’t know what to do. Nothing helps except looking at Aada’s picture and reminding myself of her humanity. I hurt that sweet baby girl, and she deserves whatever she needs to get over it….. Just like she hurt me and I deserve the same but am unwilling to give it to myself. I don’t want this relationship to end and I am panicking.

So, I need peace and I cannot give it to myself because I am so lost in the idea that Aada thinks I hate her when I never said that, never even came close.

I cannot say to her any more than I already have that she only took in half the story. That she is fallible and glorious, but she stopped reading after fallible.

I cannot tell the world any more than I already have that she’s the woman of my dreams and no one compares to her.

I cannot make her take in the positive if she is determined not to see it.

When I think about food and family, I think of her. I’ve always wanted to teach Aada how to cook, or let her relax while I took care of dinner. This has never even been a romantic wish. I have always told her that I will cook for whomever shows up. It would make me feel good to serve her as a selfless act, and one of the ways I can do that is by taking care of her family.

But that would require her to pick up the story again, and I don’t know that she’s ready to read.

In my humble opinion, she needs for enough time to pass that the things happening in these pages don’t feel like they’re happening to her.

My experience when people go back to my writing is that they are surprised at how much I’ve learned, because they are not looking at it with the same lens. I didn’t change. The words didn’t change. They did.

I feel the same way in terms of reading about Aada. I have to wait a long time to read entries so that it feels like I’m caring for another person.

Seeing things objectively, there is nothing left but hope and nothing can get any worse.

I want Aada to realize that no one would call me a dynamic storyteller if she wasn’t a 3D character. That other people love her just as much as I do as they chart our ups and downs over the decades.

She sees herself as a “Flat Stanley,” that I’m always harping on her, guilting her, etc.

If she could see herself through my eyes, she would know she was the feast.

Out

November 20, 2025 ~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment

I’m out of escitalopram, so I’m waiting on an appointment with my psychiatrist and trying not to beat myself up with depression. When I don’t take my medication, I am likely to lapse into thinking about how much I suck. This is normal, I just need to take a pill, and then I will go back to a normal amount of beating myself up.

I’m trying to stop that, too, but it’s harder when your brain knows the very best lies to use against you. I’m combatting it by taking Tylenol, because I’m already autistic and there’s lots of research that says physical and emotional pain stem from the same source. It’s not just a placebo effect.

I also had some ice cream, and that always makes things look better. I went to Wawa for a parfait. It’s my new thing. Vanilla soft serve with chocolate syrup and peppermint crunchies because it’s just that time of year.

It was actually my second Wawa run of the day, because they do $3.00 lattes in the morning and that’s irresistible. I wake up very early and drive out to a Wawa about 30 minutes away so that I can spend some time in the car with my mind engaged. I don’t like being in my apartment because it’s so dark. Any excuse to leave and I’m out of here. I didn’t need soft serve, I made it up.

But it’s funny how bad I needed it compared to looking at these four walls.

Especially when my Xfinity internet connection went down, because then there was nothing to do. No TV, no surfing, no nothing except writing, and who wants to do that?

Kidding, I could have created a local document and pasted it into WordPress, but it was easier just to take a break and come back to the house once my connection was restored.

I needed to leave the house because my cell phone signal is so poor I cannot tether other devices to it. I mean, my cell signal is perfect when I’m not inside the house, but for some reason I continually miss calls and SMS when I’m down here.

“Down here” is probably the entire reason my signal sucks. I hope that moving to a new apartment helps. I’ll have to go to the office and see what’s up with that. They said a few weeks, but now that I have trips scheduled I need to move on a certain timeline.

I was grateful when I told Bryn that Sam said she didn’t want to be in my life that she said, “well, you kind of dodged a bullet there, anyway.” It’s true, I did. She didn’t trust me because of bad past experiences and wasn’t adult enough to talk about them calmly.

As I’ve said before, I’m poly, but would have been willing to settle down with only Sam if she’d asked. Here’s how it really went down.

We were absolutely crazy about each other. I told her that I had a first date coming up, and she told me not to cancel it. That she didn’t have time to devote to a full time girlfriend, didn’t have time to care, etc.

For three weeks she told me this lie while in her heart of hearts she only wanted me. It was a first date, not serious at all. If Sam had told me how she really felt, I would have listened- and in fact was disappointed that she didn’t jump at the chance to be exclusive. It was a miscommunication, because I gave her exactly what she asked for.

She called me hysterical while I was at Zac’s house and broke up with me. There was no discussion and the break was final. She told me that she couldn’t trust me, because in the back of her head she would always wonder if I was cheating.

Darlin,’ that’s not how poly works. I have to be brave enough to tell you what’s going to happen and you have to be brave enough to choose whether you want to continue our relationship. I give you that same power. There is no reason to cheat because dating other people is part of the contract.

And not only that, even at three weeks I could envision us having a very cool life together because there were so many huge things solved, like having similar music and church backgrounds.

I wanted only her, but she told me she didn’t have time.

Bryn is right. I dodged a bullet because what she really wanted was to be exclusive from the first date…. But she didn’t want to come get me all the time and it was so hard because I lived so far and all these other bullshit excuses because I had Uber and public transit. I never asked her to take me anywhere. She offered and resented it.

I was in a different financial position then, and couldn’t afford a car with the latest technology to allow me to drive safely, and I was infantilized for it.

So, I do see Bryn’s point. It’s not bad that someone who treated me like a child passed on the chance to do it again.

All of these things are swirling around in my head as I try to let go of a small rejection that is only large because I’m out of escitalopram. Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria is the worst when my serotonin feels wonky, and I just have to remember that it’s no big deal that Sam and I won’t see each other ever again, because in the grand scheme of things, it matters about as much as Dunkin being out of the donuts I like.

I really only like Boston Cream.

I’m trying to keep my spirits up by refueling with caffeine regularly. I’ve had enough now that I’m starting to feel some relief.

Most of my upset this afternoon was outrage at the president, but I don’t get any forward motion out of hating him. There’s very little I can do about that particular situation because his own party is tolerant of conduct unbecoming.

Trump is giving off King George vibes, and he can no longer hold down the madness. Saying that Democrats could do anything that was seditious enough to be punishable by death is barbaric. Calling a reporter “piggy” falls under the same category. He gets worse and worse, people in power defending him when they know they’ve never seen anything like him.

It’s going to get worse before it gets better, and Trump’s policy won’t get better if he steps down. JD Vance won’t change anything back. However, I do think that it would stop attacks on the press.

I’m going to level with you, especially the Americans.

This is not normal. The president is Looney Tunes and his party doesn’t care. We are trapped in this situation because they won’t invoke 25 and they won’t impeach him. He can say all the crazy shit he wants absolutely unchecked.

It is so bad that I have to keep my head down. I don’t listen to the news often, and I try not to retain what I’ve heard. If I need something, I’ll ask AI. Only focusing on myself and my community keeps me sane, because I go in cycles. When I can handle more, I’ll absorb it. But you have to tap out. There’s news fatigue because the country is so unstable.

But when I focus just on my local community, my world seems right again. There has to be a balance, because it can’t be all or nothing. I have a drive to be informed, but I hate audio stories about the president because his voice grates on my last damn nerve.

I don’t want people to write me off as “just a Democrat,” either. I have never voted Republican, but I went to the Republican convention in 1992 just to be there because it was in Houston and I have actually met President George H.W. Bush. My sister met Ronald Reagan. I have never held people’s beliefs against them until my rights were up for grabs. A difference of opinion is whether coffee is delicious, not whether I’m an American.

I’ve been out as queer since I was 13 or 14 years old, depending on who you ask. When I was a child, I thought the best I would get out of life is no one caring I lived with a roommate because I knew I didn’t want to marry a man.

Now, I don’t want to marry anyone. If you value your own sanity, you won’t ask.

Things with marriage equality have changed so much in my lifetime, but I’m just past that point in my life where I want and need government entanglement. My track record with marriage isn’t the greatest and I know that I will never change. My attention deficit doesn’t mix with long relationships thus far.

I’m not fatalistic, I’m just over it.

I’m over all the drama that a relationship escalator creates and I want to tap out. I know that things change, and late in life I could be surprised and want to get married again. It’s not that I don’t believe in it. It’s that the best indication of future behavior is the past.

If you always do what you always did, you always get what you always got.

I don’t want to be the same person I’ve always been, because I am ready for a new chapter in my life. I got comfortable with just relaxing in my sweats and writing to Aada while the world passed me by. I didn’t notice, and don’t regret it. But things are getting more exciting around here and I want to be present for it.

The ego boost that my search results in Copilot gave me have me focused on creative projects and that’s all on me. I don’t require input for those, I just need to sit down at my desk and actually work on them.

I don’t need to think about cute girls, but Imma do it anyway.

Although thinking about cute girls is a misnomer, because my taste skews much older than me.

If you were born female and your taste skews older, there is this moment.

You want a cougar til you realize you ARE the cougar.

Oh, my God you guys. I’m still stuck on how much Aada thinks I hate her because of the way I portrayed her. I can’t do anything about it, it just sits in my stomach like a rock.

I hope that in time she’ll believe in fairy tales again,

I will believe that there is capability for redemption between us until time runs…………………………………………..

Out.