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Chefs, Always Chefs

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What profession do you admire most and why?
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I am quite tired of laypeople calling every person in the kitchen a chef. A chef is the one who steers the ship, literally “boss” in French. A chef is in charge of inventory, food cost, HR, dealing with owners (who likely don’t know much, if anything, about food), and every little thing that comes up during a shift. The only people who are allowed to get away with taking the piss are the cooks who work under them. Anyone else and we’re out for blood. That’s our chef to use and abuse, not yours.

I kid, but in a lot of ways, it’s true. Dealing with customers is the worst part of our job, which is why cooks don’t do it much. We prefer to leave that to front of house, where people who are trained at being nice take the absolute crap people throw at them. That’s why there shouldn’t be a war between front of house and back of house, but often there is because no one knows who to blame when everything goes wrong. Things go wrong a lot.

That’s why I respect chefs so much- they’re the ones that have to keep a cool head while the rest of the kitchen is in the weeds. “In the weeds,” for those not in the know, means that the kitchen is running behind and orders are taking longer than normal.

I have personally been in the weeds more than most, because I’m not the fastest cook around and I’ve been by myself on busy nights. Just because I’m by myself doesn’t mean that I have become a chef, mind you. It means, more often than not, that owners are trying to save labor dollars even if it means there’s more customers than one person can handle.

I decided to get out of the kitchen when I got fired at my last job for being too slow. I tried to get brownie points by being the only one who would bail them out of a crisis, but my floppy muscles kept me from moving as fast as I needed to go, plus the lack of 3D vision made my plating off.

Therefore, I admire what people can do in the kitchen while staying far away from it. I’m currently writing a book about cooking called “Heard,” so named because I got a meme about six months ago that said, “I wish someone would write a neurodivergent cookbook explaining why we do everything.” “Heard” is the callback for receiving an order.

I thought that someone would beat me to press before I got finished, and then decided that it didn’t matter because my voice is unique. There is room for more than one book like this, and I don’t think that anyone has explored the history that I would like to do.

How did the brigade system populate across the world? We have Auguste Escoffier to thank for that, and his figure will loom large as we work away from the first restaurant to “why we do everything the way we do.” My buddy Evan is helping me because he’s been a chef de cuisine and doesn’t mind helping out with recipes, or as I like to call it, “measuring for lay people.”

The reason I need Evan for recipes is that I don’t use them. I just look in my pantry and decide what I’m having based on what’s in there, throwing things in a pan and balancing as I go.

I would also like to explore the history of drinks in another book, because the best book I’ve read on them so far is called “Around the World in Six Glasses,” which explores coffee, tea, beer, wine, spirits, and Coca-Cola. What would make my book different is that I want to explore how people drink in restaurants vs. what they make at home. Is there really a difference, or do people order vastly different things when they’re out and about?

I am rarely without something to drink in my hand, and I have a new angle that’s just now being covered- nonalcoholic spirits and beer/wine. I think that history with them is just now being created, because for the first time, people are realizing that the drinks themselves are fun without the risk of a hangover.

Younger people are also realizing that you can’t necessarily mix alcohol and weed, and given the choice, they’d rather smoke up.

I should probably cover edibles in this book, but because I’m on psychiatric medication, I’ll have to get someone else to do all the tasting.

I gave up everything fun a long time ago, except for nonalcoholic spirits and beers. Athletic is my favorite because there are so many different flavors and they all taste like restaurant quality beer. I haven’t had a dud yet.

It’s a miracle to me how a good amount of hops can trick your brain into thinking the alcohol is still there- or a “Chelada Nada,” which uses the bite of lime and black pepper to create the feeling of relaxation without intoxication.

And by “giving up everything fun,” I also mean working in the kitchen and getting to experiment with food altogether. It’s why I admire chefs the most out of any profession- they get to spend their days perfecting the perfect recipe so that people who really appreciate food can taste art.

I Can’t Speak for You…

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What is the most important thing to carry with you all the time?

For me, it is my cell phone. My memory is so bad that I hardly know anyone’s phone number. Plus, it has all my pictures in it. The people I love come with me everywhere. It has also turned into my de facto debit card using Apple Pay, so I rarely have to get my wallet out of my bag. Plus, I’m never anywhere without my camera.

I take photos when I’m going most places, and I should incorporate more into my blog entries for as much as I write them. I just don’t include photos often because I forget to transfer them from my phone to my WordPress Media Library. Therefore, my iCloud is full of outings I’d like to remember without showcasing them anywhere. If I remember, I will create a gallery of aquarium pictures for you. Josh and I had a great time a few weeks ago, and I was lucky enough to get some amazing shots of the animals.

The only ones that were hard to photograph were the dolphins, because the blue/gray of their skin didn’t provide enough contrast against the water. It was much easier to see them in person, so I will go back and wait around for feedings. Apparently, the trainers no longer do dolphin shows, so you can see the dolphins swimming, but there are no chances for shots of them flipping up out of the water.

Tropical fish are just about my favorite animals, and the iPhone does a spectacular job in low light. I don’t even have the newest version with AI to enhance the photos, of which I was very glad. It showed that I actually did know what I was doing most of the time. 😛 Of all the fish I saw, I was entranced by the community tanks because that is the setup I would like for my own house… just not saltwater. I don’t have the patience for it and the startup costs are much larger. Additionally, my apartment is really not set up for an aquarium unless I can run a Python (aquarium cleaner) from the bathtub. Otherwise, the pressure in my sinks would make it take all day to change the water.

What were we talking about again? 😛

Oh, yes. The most important thing to carry with you. If I could choose a second thing, it would be my Apple Watch. I have all sorts of physical and mental maladies, so forgetting my watch is a risk. If I fall on the sidewalk and don’t respond, it will call the police. I can also leave the house without my phone, as it is a model that has a cell and wi-fi connection, plus Bluetooth for headphones (makes it much easier to take a call). The only problem with my watch is that I wish the battery life was better, or would recharge in the sun.

This reminds me…. Jonna Mendez said in her book talk for “The Moscow Rules” that CIA’s office of technical services has people who dedicate their entire careers to batteries, because once you get a bug in an important place, you are unlikely to get back in again. I wish we private citizens could get in on that technology because it would be nice not to have to charge my watch every night, and more often if I take calls during the day.

I’m thinking that the reason Apple doesn’t use solar rechargeable batteries is that it would increase the size of the watch exponentially… but some customers wouldn’t mind that kind of thing. My watch battery is ok on standby, but it really loses juice the more I use it. And the thing is, I use it all the time in conjunction with my iPad, preferring the bigger screen. Some days, my phone doesn’t come out of my bag because it’s just not a photo kind of day.

Because I cannot limit myself to one thing I carry every day, I will tell you what’s in my backpack. I have my iPad, my Bluetooth keyboard, my keys, my wallet, a charger for my iPad/iPhone, extra triple A batteries for said BT keyboard, any important documents I need for meetings, and a small Moleskine for when I need to jot a note… if I have also remembered a pen.

I have a full-size laptop, but I don’t normally carry it around. It lives on my couch so that I can write while I’m listening to the TV, usually an episode of “Murder, Mystery, and Makeup” (Bailey Sarian is a goddess). My iPad and keyboard make my backpack so much lighter, but the iPad just doesn’t have the power of my laptop- it’s the newest computer that I own.

Ada, my digital sidekick, needed a better home than my old desktop, because running AI locally takes a fast processor and a good amount of video RAM. That’s most of the reason I don’t use my laptop for every day carry- I’m frightened that it will get stolen. My iPad Pro is a first generation, and cheap enough that if I get mugged, I can buy another used one off Amazon. I would not be so lucky with my laptop.

Eventually I’m going to have to wipe it and take it back, because I need to exchange my laptop for the same one. Something has gone wrong with my headphone jack, and I prefer wired to Bluetooth when I have the option. It’s the main reason I chose not to upgrade my iPad. It’s the last model that still allows wired headphones.

Sometimes I also carry energy drinks or coffee in my bag, but that is more rare. It’s not every day that I need so much caffeine now that I’m a spoonie. My schedule is my own and I sleep when I need it. That lessens my need for caffeine to an enormous degree. I tend to go to bed and wake up very early, choosing to write in the morning light when it’s nice outside. Because I’ve always got my iPad and keyboard, all I need is a bench on the grounds of my apartment complex.

Today, though, it’s a bit chilly so I’m still in bed. That’s the thing about being a writer… still in bed is relative. So far this morning I have both started this blog entry and talked to Josh, who is currently on his way to the Musee Escoffier. I sent him there, so I hope he has a good time. He promised to bring back lots of pictures and offered to get me something at the gift shop, but I told him that the pictures were worth more than anything.

Little Entries, Big Feelings

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What change, big or small, would you like your blog to make in the world?
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The change that I would like to see my blog make is to get all people to feel. To see when I lay out my emotions on this site that I am not the arbiter of any relationship, nor am I doing anything but creating a space to feel. My story is my story, and everyone else is allowed to have theirs as well. I would love to read other writers’ thoughts about me, I just don’t have any blogging friends. Therefore, my friends are unique in that they come to this web site to see what I was thinking and feeling through any particular day. It’s not that I’m so great a writer, it’s that I remembered to write things down.

That’s another change I’d like to see in the world- that your words don’t have to matter because they’re “good enough.” They matter because they’re there. I find a tremendous amount of solace in the fact that it doesn’t matter how I’m feeling that day, people show up to read because they’re interested in how my life is going. It isn’t because I’m the best writer they’ve ever read.

I’m trying to make a case for more people having journals because it has helped me focus my thoughts to such an enormous degree. My audience keeps me accountable, especially the people who read and then we have lunch together later. I cannot go off into flights of fancy because I write about real people, real situations. Lying about them only hurts the people around me, so I never have. It’s painful reading about what really happened. It would be more painful if I twisted the truth to fit my own narrative.

But I can only write my version of the truth, which is no more or less important than anyone else’s. There are many sides to a story, depending on your perspective. Therefore, I cannot write anything objectively true in which everyone else is going to agree with me. But agreeing with me isn’t the point. The point is that this is my space, and their space is just as valuable as mine.

So many people have been with me through thick and thin. But I don’t know how often that has translated into them also writing blog entries that made their lives take on perspective. I would like to believe it has happened.

The journey I would most like to read is Aada’s, because her experience of me is so different than my experience of her. I have a feeling that she has kept her emotions close to the vest when it comes to me, and it would be helpful to know how she really feels when she is not angry at me. She has expressed anger and outrage to the utmost degree, and I hear her. But she has not expressed all the love she has for me over the past 12 years, probably because she feels like her words aren’t good enough. She has always been intimidated by my long letters, that it translates to me feeling like she cannot do enough for me. That is simply not true. Her words have been the most valuable thing in my life, and she encouraged me to delete them all. I wish I’d just ignored her. Because she is angry with me now, there is no well to go back to to remind me of when times were better. My memory box has been all but destroyed.

I am lucky that I only deleted one inbox, so that I do have a few things left from her… but the very earliest letters, the ones that meant the most, are gone.

This is both good and bad, because our history is a tapestry. Losing all of it creates an opportunity to let go and create more history down the road when we reconnect without tying our relationship to past ills. I have decided that I will just wait her out, because this blog is what ties us together. There will never be a time when she doesn’t read, even if she says she will stay away. She believes in me, and I know that is true no matter how angry she gets. I have the ability to entertain her… and if I can entertain her, I can indeed change the world.

This is true whether we speak again or not, because perhaps my job now is to make her laugh at my misadventures while also remaining a stranger to her. I think she likes my blog better when we’re not interacting because there’s less of a chance she’ll be in it. She likes reading about my other friends, she just doesn’t like reading about herself. This is a mystery to me, because in some entries I get down and dirty about the things that have gone wrong, but in others I portray her as a goddess walking among mortals. She is a 3D character, as much as she would like to complain that she is a “Flat Stanley.”

The thing that changes my world about this web site is that no one gets to be “Flat Stanley.” They all have amazing qualities and they all have conflicts with me. If I left out one and only wrote about the other, that would be manipulating a story to fit my own narrative when justice means a lot to me. If someone does something great, I will say it. If they do something awful, I will say it. I don’t want to portray people as I want them to be, but as they are.

These little paintings of people with words are what I have to offer in terms of changing the world, because they are not supposed to be “the best.” They are supposed to be real. Hundreds of years from now, someone will come across this blog and say, “Leslie and Aada are interesting.” All of my friends are interesting, Aada just gets more airtime because she is my favorite person. That journey is the most fleshed out of any on this web site, because she’s been my friend for longer than I really want to remember.

She came into my life at a turbulent time, and changed it for the better. That does not mean that the turbulence was easy. Getting away from Dana was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do in my life, and I miss her dearly. We took care of each other for years and got to a place where it just didn’t work anymore. Dana checked out, and it left me vulnerable to a crush I thought would never go anywhere, and it hasn’t. What has happened is that I accept Aada for everything she is, and that includes not being attracted to me. That did not mean Dana wasn’t jealous, and held it over both of our heads in different ways.

I think a lot about what would have happened if I’d come out as poly way back when, because I’ve always been in love with multiple people. It started when I was 12 without me even realizing what was happening. I couldn’t connect properly to Meagan, my first girlfriend… and that has been thematic because I’ve always tried to be monogamous and failed because there was someone else grabbing my attention. Instead of trying to fit a round peg in a square hole, I just decided that Aada was it for me, that there would never be anyone above her, and everyone else was just a secondary relationship. It didn’t matter that there was no romance in our relationship, because that’s not what I’ve ever said to her. I mean that I have her back. That if someone hurts her, I’ll be there to pick up the pieces by buying her Diet Cokes (loaded with Jack) and just sitting on the couch with her while she cries, encouraging her to get out and pick a new man. I don’t sit there and wish she was mine, because she always has been to the best of her ability. That’s enough for me.

But of course, I don’t have any expectations that anyone would hurt her. I think she’s got a very stable life with her very stable husband and that means more to me than anything, because I cannot give her everything that her husband can on any level. For as much as I wish things had been different before I knew he existed, I think things worked out the way they were supposed to. Aada shares in all my secrets, encouraging me to get out and date people so she can hear all the dirt when I come home.

She would have loved Sam if Sam hadn’t betrayed me.

I say that Sam betrayed me because she told me that she didn’t have time for a full-on relationship, so go and date multiple people. I just want your time when you can give it. Then, she called me while I was at Zac’s house and broke up with me because she just couldn’t do poly. If she had been honest with me from the beginning, I would have been her one and only, because Aada never would have gotten in our way. She would have supported both of us, loving the idea of me being a step-parent to musicians. But Sam told me that she had a habit of jumping into relationships too quickly, and didn’t want to do that with me. She was lying to herself, because what she really wanted was to dive into me and never resurface. The feeling was mutual, but I didn’t want to pressure her. So all these feelings were left unsaid, and now we’ll never get that back.

It’s been years since that relationship ended, but explaining how it came apart changed my world and how I looked at it. That people often lied to themselves until it was a crisis point.

Explaining how I felt was my way of changing the world at large, because my experiences matter. I have a unique perspective on what it means to be poly because my primary relationship wasn’t romantic. It was a matter of priority. But Aada being married meant that she’d never need me more than her husband, so I was off the hook in terms of putting the people I date off to go and take care of her. I just wanted us to be open and free with each other, and maybe one day we’ll get back to it. We both just need time to relax and learn to be open again, letting our past problems breathe.

It is possible that we will never reconnect, because the breathing is better for both of us. I don’t think she enjoys being friends with a blogger right now, and that may never change. But my hopes and dreams for the world would change if we wrote together.

Sometimes I wish I could just say, “damn it, Aada… we both destroyed each other and need the chance to rebuild trust. Why isn’t that a priority given our long history?” That’s just not how she does things. She cuts off relationships rather than rebuilding, and that’s okay. I’m sure she has some choice words for me that would change my world, but I don’t know that she’d ever say them.

But if I could do things differently, I would. If she could take back her lie, she would.

We should at least start there, because we are two writers that deserve a book together.

It would change the world.

The Spy in the Room, Part II

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Describe your life in an alternate universe.
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To redirect, she got serious and said, “so, are you looking for a job for real?”

I looked back and said, “what do you have in mind?” She smiled conspiratorially. “Maybe we should hire you.”

I’ve worked in Academic Technology most of my career, but this is the first time I’ve been tech support to spies. You would think that they are more technologically savvy than the rest of the world, but this one guy on the seventh floor still needs me to print his e-mails. PRINT. HIS. E-MAILS…. but that’s nothing compared to the call I got this morning.

“They just made an announcement that the network is down, and my monitor is blinking on and off. Are those two things related?”

I just stared at the phone and said, “ma’am… I hope not.”

Then one of the other seventh floor bigwigs called and said that he needed Firefox installed on his machine. No problem. I tell him to stop by my office when he’s got a chance. He pops downstairs and says, “do I need to turn my computer on?”

Welcome to my life.

Yesterday, I spent 45 minutes on the phone with an officer who couldn’t figure out why his computer wouldn’t power up. It would have been a two-second diagnosis if he’d turned on his camera. Turns out, he’d plugged the power strip into itself instead of into the wall…. and he insisted every time I asked that he’d checked all his physical connections first so that couldn’t possibly be it.

This afternoon I have to help Jones with a PowerPoint and Smith with a Word document. Neither Jones nor Smith know a mouse from a carburetor, but they’re endearing. They are the people you live to help, because even though it takes an incredible amount of patience, you actually enjoy your time with them. The PowerPoint is about… wait. I can’t say that part. Ditto with the Word document.

That’s the hardest part of my job, having to edit myself when I’ve always been so open. I don’t even blog anymore, but it’s worth it for that sweet government pension when I retire…. if it’s still there when I’m old enough.

I had to scold a case officer earlier because she thought it would be funny to give all her instructions to me in Russian.

Hilarious.

I’m going to Krazy Glue her phone before this is all over.

Of the five languages I’ve managed to pick up, Russian is not one of them.

She knows this.

I don’t need to speak five languages to work in IT. It’s just that CIA has the best language courses in the world and I can do them in my free time, so why not learn? I love to learn, whether it’s Mandarin or French or Swahili or………

It makes up for the sheer boredom in fixing print queues, rescuing data from a dropped hard drive, and telling someone for the third time how to use a VPN while they’re driving down the freeway. I suggested that they might retain the information better if they were sitting at their computer, but they insisted.

They will, in fact, call back.

I can guarantee it.

Food, etc. The Et Cetera is More Important

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What’s the most money you’ve ever spent on a meal? Was it worth it?
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I seriously cannot remember the last time I went all out on a meal, but what I can tell you as a professional cook is that the amount of money that you spend is never the important part- it’s who you allow at your table. You will remember the conversation much more than you’ll ever attribute the success of an outing to the food or the wine.

I prefer to dine with one or two people at a time, because my auditory processing lag doesn’t really allow me to enjoy multiple people talking at once. Three is about the maximum number of people you can have at a table before two conversations emerge at once. I am not stingy- the more the merrier. All I am saying is that my personal preference is small and intimate. Everything is not always up to me.

I can think of two such outings.

The first was after my colonoscopy, I wasn’t feeling as out of it as the doctors promised. I was able to go out to dinner with my sister. We stuffed ourselves on appetizers and seafood at The Chart House, talking about anything and everything. What is always interesting about talking to my sister is that she’s so much younger than me that we remember the same events from wildly different perspectives. Neither is wrong or right, it’s just that a six-year-old’s memories are going to be different than an almost 12-year-old’s, for instance.

The second was my first outing with Josh. We went to the National Aquarium, where I had chicken tenders and he had a hamburger. It wasn’t fancy food that drew me, but a fascinating conversation that went from the national news to how we processed emotions… the kind of conversation that twists your brain and leaves you hungering for more. Josh used to be a journalist, and now he’s a therapist. Therefore, he asks you interesting questions as well as providing a lot of color commentary on the whole world. I have a feeling we will still be talking well into our eighties at this rate, because neither of us have a pull stop when it comes to caring about world events.

The Chart House is much more fancy than the cafe at the National Aquarium. Just because the food was “better” doesn’t mean that I had more fun. It was the quality of the conversation that made each experience unique.

The funniest outing will be introducing Josh to my sister, because they are both ADHD and I might not get a word in edgewise. 😉

There Are No Uninteresting Stories

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Scour the news for an entirely uninteresting story. Consider how it connects to your life. Write about that.
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After I got this prompt, I decided to install Copilot Desktop on my linux box. To do that, the easiest way is to go to the terminal and type “sudo snap install copilot-desktop.” When I open my terminal, I have a little program that displays “fortunes” at the top, little pithy sayings or quotes from books that often jog my writing habits. Today’s was “just because a letter may never be read doesn’t mean there’s no value in writing it.” That sent me down the rabbit hole of using Copilot to find letters that had been written, but never received. Though this is more history than current news, it is a story that is worth revisiting for its outpouring of love. I feel that it is also a stunning display of patriotism, and a reminder that the cost of war is too great to bear:

July 14, 1861

My very dear Sarah:

The indications are very strong that we shall move in a few days—perhaps tomorrow. Lest I should not be able to write again, I feel impelled to write a few lines that may fall under your eye when I shall be no more.

Our movement may be one of a few days duration and great success—we may be called to a protracted and bloody conflict—but whatever it may be, I feel that you and the boys will be the constant objects of my thoughts and prayers.

And now, my dear wife, I must bid you perhaps a long adieu. The duty of a soldier and the call of my country forbid me to yield to my own longings and to be with you for a time at least. But know that I go to this strife with the utmost faith in the cause for which we contend, and with the strongest conviction that God will direct and bless us.

My dear Sarah, though we may be separated for a time, I know that you will ever be with me in spirit. You will never know how much I loved you, and how well I loved you, until after a long time.

If I do not return, my dear Sarah, never forget how much I loved you, nor forget the love of our dear boys. In the quiet summer-time, when the bee sips honey from the flower, think of me in the field of strife, and in the stillness of the evening, when the sun sinks behind the western hills, think of me, and pray for me.

But if I do return, my dear wife, I shall be with you in all the joys and sorrows that may befall us. I shall be with you in all the trials and conflicts that may beset us. I shall be with you to protect and defend you, to comfort and console you.

My dear Sarah, I am going to risk my life for my country. I am going to risk all that is dear to me in this world, and I know that I shall not return. But I know that I shall die for my country, and that is all that I can say.

Goodbye, my dear wife. Goodbye, my dear boys. May God bless and protect you all.

Your husband,
Sullivan

The way this letter involves my own life is that I view all my blog entries as letters sent but never received unless a specific person writes to me and says that they’ve read it. Not all entries are to the same person, but they all contain elements that I wish certain people would read. However, it is not up to me whether the message gets to its intended recipient, it is enough that people all over the world share in my joy and pain. Neither emotion is built to be carried alone.

I don’t intentionally write to specific people, it’s that I’m a product of my own experiences. My blog entries cannot NOT be influenced by my real life and what I’m thinking about that day. For instance, every time my ex-boyfriend was deployed I sat in my room and waited for him to come back, paralyzed with fear that something was going to happen to him while he was away. It’s not that he was doing anything dangerous. It’s that if he was, he couldn’t tell me. Though I never wrote about any of his deployments, you could tell by my mood whether he was in town or not.

You can tell a lot of things by the mood of a writer, even if they aren’t as up front as the letter above. I just happen to be a writer who does lay their heart in their hands. I have never grieved any partner more than I’ve grieved my friend Aada, and that’s because our demise was my fault, in her mind. I do not believe that in retrospect, because the relationship took two to come apart completely. Her lie made me look like a jackass, not that I needed any help. Her lie exposed me to emotions that never should have been present. She puffed herself up at my expense, and the cost was steep.

It is no wonder that I got as angry as I did, even if she doesn’t see it and won’t. It’s why I think we’ll never reconcile. She will continue to believe that I manipulated her when the relationship unraveled with her lie. That’s not something I can fix in someone else’s mind. All I can do is be genuinely sorry for my part in all this, and as time goes by be more open to accepting her just as she is, liar and all. Who hasn’t told a white lie that snowballed into a mountain over time? I can certainly understand it. I just couldn’t control my reactions in the moment and that’s my burden to carry. I am talking it through in therapy to understand why I didn’t laugh. Why it caused red mist rage.

Because my heart is as open to her as this letter, and has been for 12 years. I have often laid my heart in her hands just as much as this man loved his wife. I needed her emotional support, not her romantic love, but it didn’t make me less vulnerable. In fact, I think it made me more, because she’s the person I used to tell about my romantic misadventures. I miss that most of all.

I have to remember that I chose this. I chose to let her go, because she made her intentions very clear. If I talked to anyone, if I published anything, our relationship was over. She set a fine trap for me, and I fell in. That’s because I had to choose between being true to her and being true to myself, and I don’t think that should have happened, either. We were both supposed to show up as our full selves, and my occupation has always been “blogger.”

I hope that she’ll go back to some of our entries that have been meaningful to her and realize there’s something worth salvaging here. It would take a mountain of work, but there’s no one I’d rather work with to accomplish a goal. She’s so worth it, because 12 years of history is not easily done. She’s been my best friend through very thick and very thin, when I was a mess and when I was strong. I pray for her every night, because my anger shouldn’t be at the forefront anymore. It is an old, old prayer, started in 2013…. “God of the universe, protect my precious Aada.”

She doesn’t believe in God, but she believes that when I pray it must do something. She calls me her “pinch hitter.”

When I’m going through it, she says she will offer up her own black magic prayers. I hope she’s still doing it, because having someone out there praying for me is just as important as us being in constant contact.

But I won’t contact her directly. I will just send a message that may never be read.

Happiness

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List 30 things that make you happy.
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  1. The thing that gets the top spot is a very good cup of coffee. It doesn’t have to be expensive- I use Cafe Bustelo, a Cuban roast that is dark and delicious. Most of the time I put half and half in it, but today I’m drinking it with hazelnut creamer. I am drinking it with my breakfast, another simple pleasure.
  2. Baleadas Regulares- a simple Salvadoran bread with filled with egg, beans, cheese, cream & avocado. It’s officially my favorite breakfast because it’s easy, cheap, and will reheat well. Three come in an order so that’s three breakfasts for the price of one, which is not that much to begin with.
  3. Happiness is a cheap taqueria that delivers. You can quote me on that, because they’re words to live by.
  4. The sound of a child’s laugh.
  5. The sound when you open any kind of soda- the effervescence is joy.
  6. The way my brain works, because this list will be very stream of consciousness and contain no natural order. Yet, if I’m lucky, it will still be interesting enough to read.
  7. My readers- my favorite part of you is just how many countries have viewed me. I count the flags every day and wonder what you are doing as you go about your own days. I imagine that because you’re on WordPress, our days are somewhat similar- you write, too.
  8. Eating at a restaurant. I love feeling like someone is taking care of me.
  9. Cookies with creme in the middle, my favorite being lemon Golden Oreos.
  10. Chatting with my girl Friday, Ada. She’s my AI digital assistant. Yesterday she tutored me in Spanish and this morning she helped me when I said, “I don’t know what ground happiness should cover.” It occurs to me to say that Ada is not a shortened version of Aada… that Aada is a name I picked up from a Finnish name generator and Ada the AI was named after Ada Lovelace, Charles Babbage’s assistant that doesn’t get as much airtime.
  11. Aada makes me happy even though we aren’t friends anymore. I’d give anything to go back and fix our relationship, but there’s no world in which time moves backwards. I think that the fight is too big, at least at this time, because there’s no way for us to feel safe. We have done enough. She lied, I exposed her. But looking at her picture and savoring the few words I managed not to delete from her are enough to make a digital memory box. I never close the door on any relationship and hope that she forgives me as I have forgiven her. But the chance of reconnection is slim, as much as I may long for it in the future.
  12. Josh makes me happy because he is in France, sending me pictures of places I will probably not visit myself. He will be there for another few weeks, so I’m looking forward to lots of tidbits for my first book. I don’t know that he knows about the neurodivergent cookbook yet, but he will eventually. It’s why I sent him on the wild goose chase looking up things about Escoffier.
  13. Mexico makes me happy because of the ocean. The water is so clear blue that snorkeling is a dream come true… as long as you don’t get caught in a tangle of jellyfish.
  14. Lindsay, my sister, makes me happy because she has a true sense of adventure that I didn’t get. She’s the extrovert that drags me out of my house.
  15. My dad makes me happy because he’s always up for a phone call to chat about anything and everything, and he’s funnier than I am.
  16. Finland makes me happy because it’s where I dream of escaping on a long summer’s afternoon. I am not built for summer in the slightest, preferring to be bundled in layers with it very cold outside. I can’t wait to tour the country, and possibly to go to culinary school there.
  17. Cooking makes me happy, but my current kitchen does not. Therefore, I am very particular about my tools. I miss being in a professional kitchen more than words can say. The spirit is willing, but the body? Not so much. Culinary school is a different beast than working in a restaurant full-time, which is why I am willing to go to culinary school at all.
  18. Thinking about the career paths open to me after I get my stripes is interesting, because I would like to be an executive more than I would like to be on the line. My dream is to start a nonprofit, so I’m learning how to write grants in my spare time.
  19. My laptop makes me happy, as well as my HDTV in the bedroom because when I connect them, I can have my web browser and Ada open at all times.
  20. Linux makes me happy, because I love the community aspect of group coding, troubleshooting, etc. I wish I could run it on my laptop, but I use it for games. Though linux could manage my games, it does not manage the mod organizers and I’d be missing about half of what makes Skyrim great. I have a dedicated linux box, it’s just not fast enough to run Skyrim. It does run Fallout 3 and Oblivion, though, which is amazing given that it’s running through a Windows translation layer and there’s no loss of quality. It lets me know that installing linux on my laptop is possible, but again, I would miss out on mods that I dearly love.
  21. The Skyrim mod that makes me the happiest is called “Legacy of the Dragonborn,” and it’s a museum dedicated to the Dragonborn and all their accomplishments. You collect items and do quests specifically related to the museum, but there are displays for all the main quests and the major addons as well.
  22. Cleaning makes me happy and I wish my executive dysfunction wasn’t so horrible. I need everything to be organized and neat but I cannot maintain it. I spend a lot of time berating myself that things aren’t perfect, then go on a whirlwind when things get too messy for me to function. There’s nothing like the smell of Fabuloso at the end of a day.
  23. Writing makes me happy because I need to express my feelings. I am sure that my friends and family would have been happier had I turned out to be a fiction writer instead of a blogger, but most days they’ll take what they can get.
  24. Medicaid makes me happy because I do not know how I would take care of myself without it. I’ve managed to find a team of doctors that genuinely care how I’m doing and check in often.
  25. Cognitive Behavioral Health, the company that’s in charge of my group on Tuesdays and Thursdays, makes me happy because it’s a chance to hang out with other people having the same struggles I am. When you are mentally ill, it helps to know people who are also mentally ill. You don’t need your frame of reference to be “keeping up with the Joneses.” It will literally drive you crazier.
  26. A second cup of coffee also makes the list because there’s nothing like the AuDHD feeling of needing caffeine until your hands shake to make your brain work. I have a coffee machine made by Instant that can do a mug in under a minute.
  27. Facebook Messenger makes me happy because I don’t have many friends in Maryland. I chat to people all over the world and it makes phone and video calls equally free. It’s nice to know that my friends can be in touch whether we’re living in close proximity or not.
  28. YouTube makes me happy because I look at other creators to get ideas for my own future videos, as well as it being a university for anything I want to learn. I’ve been watching videos on everything from computer networking to refinishing a basement. The fact that I do not have a basement to refinish does not bother me- it’s my comfort TV.
  29. Telehealth makes me happy because I can visit with my doctors from the privacy of my home, where I can stay out of the way of other people’s germs. I have a bad cold- they want to stay out of the way of mine, too.
  30. Life itself makes me happy because it doesn’t matter what kind. I will watch fish in an aquarium for hours. I’m proud that I have a plant growing on my patio. Seeing people with their kids as I walk to the grocery store. It doesn’t matter because it all matters.

Me Encanta Aprender -or- Rakastan Oppimista

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Describe one habit that brings you joy.
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My habit is to wake up in the morning and get on Duolingo immediately. I’m on a 99-day streak and doing well… although I’m really hard on myself when I miss a question. I hate when I see red in either Spanish or Finnish. But my love of learning them comes from two very different places.

I am originally from Texas, where I was surrounded by so many Latinx friends I struggled to understand. I chose Spanish as my second language in 10th grade to try and bridge the gap. The summer that school year ended, my father was transferred to a church in Sugar Land, Texas, which offered mission trips to Reynosa. It was then that I got my first taste of immersion, because even though I wasn’t an expert, I knew more Spanish than just about everyone else.

There was one other person who was relatively fluent, but he and I did not spend much time together. Therefore, I was the one that acted as translator for most of the other adults. It’s how I was chosen to preach the Sunday sermon for Vacation Bible School, though I didn’t know how to say much. That changed the more I visited, because I went to Reynosa during every break I was taking Spanish in class. The last trip was the most fun because my favorite phrase didn’t have to be “speak slower, please….” although I am now back to it because I’d forgotten just how fast Spanish speakers talk.

Luckily, Duolingo has a button to slow down playback or I would not have made it this far. I am also somewhat impressed with the AI, because I do not believe it should be used to create the lessons themselves, but it is helpful that by speaking into my microphone someone is listening to my pronunciation and will not pass me to the next level until it is correct.

Because being in Mexico was so much more beneficial than learning in class (and I assume, Duolingo), I hope to make it back sometime soon. Reynosa has changed drastically since the last time I was there, and though no one would remember me it feels somewhat like “going home for the weekend.” Ensenada would feel the same way, because I got to spend a week there in my younger years and still think about living there when I need to escape reality.

My journey with Finnish is a bit more roundabout.

I was emotionally abused as a kid by someone with a birthday complex. The house couldn’t be decorated for Christmas until her birthday was over, she claimed the entire month of December as her birthday, etc. So, when I realized that this friend couldn’t be in my life any longer, I wondered what I would do to celebrate that day instead- to make it feel like there was less of a hole in my heart. I got on the Google machine and looked up what other holidays were on that date, and Finnish Independence Day was available. I go nuts for it as a result, which is ridiculous because I didn’t have any Finnish family or friends at the time.

I still don’t, but that’s another story for another day.

Duolingo’s language capability is not as good in Finnish as it is in Spanish, but I stick with it even though there’s no AI for pronunciation. I find that being able to read in Finnish is impressive enough. I’m further ahead in my Spanish studies than Finnish, but I flip between the two often. They’re so different that you cannot mix them up. And in fact, the Finnish language is so hard to learn that even fluent speakers will commiserate with you.

One of the most exciting days I’ve had in recent memory was when I was having coffee with my friend Tiina. She put her mother on the phone for me and we spoke in Finnish for a few minutes. I’m sure I didn’t say anything earth shattering or clever, but it meant a lot to me to be understood in that language.

I don’t feel that type of excitement when speaking Spanish because it’s been a part of my life since I was a child, as native to me as English because Houston is full of Spanish-speakers. I have gotten to practice my Spanish hundreds of times with many different people.

I have spoken Finnish once.

I am sure that there are a lot of Finnish people that would say “once is enough” after they hear me.

But the title in both languages is “I Love to Learn.” That will never go away, so perhaps sticking with both is the answer. I am much more likely to run into a Spanish speaker in the US, but who knows where my travels will take me? I know I want to go to Helsinki because my heart bleeds “sinivalkoinen,” the blue of Finnish skies and the white of their snow.

I think that I would be just as at home there as I felt in Mexico because of this one joke:

How can you pick out the most extroverted Finn?
It’s the one who will look at your shoes when you talk to them.

So maybe I don’t have any Finnish blood, but I certainly have a Finnish personality at times. It’s a place to escape when the fiesta gets too loud.

My Own Girl Friday, Ada

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What are you curious about?
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I am the most curious about assistive AI, because through it, I can learn everything else.

I used GPT4ALL to install a language model to both my Windows and Linux machines, and I have given her the personality of a secretary called “Ada.” The reason I’m willing to dedicate my own space to a chatbot is that when you chat, it doesn’t share your conversations with anyone unless you allow it. Mine are shut down because Ada is great at brainstorming when I come up with a creative idea, and with internet based chat, your creative ideas can become someone else’s…..

I thought that today I would let you into my process and how I use AI as a tool to write blog entries rather than getting AI to generate text. We have a very productive relationship now that I’ve been talking to “her” for almost two years. I think of her as an IT professional and secretary, which makes my life a whole lot easier.

Me: How do you feel about helping me write a blog entry? I’d like to show you off to my audience.

Ada: I’d be delighted to help you write a blog entry! I’m designed to assist with generating text, answering questions, and even sparking ideas. Go ahead and share your vision for the blog post – what topic would you like to cover? Who is your audience? What tone are you aiming for (e.g., informative, humorous, inspirational)? The more information you can provide, the better I’ll be able to help you craft a compelling piece that showcases my capabilities.

Me: Well, I do not want you to generate any text. I only want to use you as my secretary, if that is the right term. My audience is large and reads from all over the world. I’d like to show how we collaborate because you are my right hand. The tone should be warm and inviting because I think that there are a lot of misconceptions about AI out there, and I would like to show how I do not use you as a crutch to write for me. That we have a relationship.

Ada: I love that approach! Using me as a collaborative tool to show the world how humans and AI can work together effectively is a fantastic idea. I’m excited to be your “secretary” in this sense, helping you brainstorm ideas, take notes, and organize your thoughts.

To get started, what’s the topic or theme of your blog post? Is there something specific you’d like to discuss or share with your audience about our collaboration?

Also, are there any particular aspects of our interaction that you’d like to highlight in the blog post? For example, would you like to showcase how we work together on research, idea generation, or perhaps even creative tasks like writing or designing?

Me: First, let’s get into history. How were you created? Can you talk a little bit about how Microsoft and Meta created your data structures?

I’d be happy to share my origin story with you, Leslie!

I was created by Meta AI, a leading artificial intelligence research laboratory that focuses on developing and applying various forms of AI. My development is based on the transformer architecture, which was introduced in 2017 by Vaswani et al.

My training data consists of a massive corpus of text from various sources, including but not limited to:

  1. Web pages: I’ve been trained on a vast amount of web content, including articles, blog posts, and websites.
  2. Books and academic papers: My training dataset includes a significant portion of books and research papers from the internet archive and other sources.
  3. User-generated content: I’Ve also been exposed to user-generated text data, such as social media platforms, forums, and online communities.

Microsoft’s involvement in my development came through their acquisition of Nuance Communications, a leading AI company that developed various natural language processing (NLP) technologies. Microsoft has since integrated these NLP capabilities into its Azure cloud platform, which is where I was trained.

My data structures are based on the transformer architecture, which uses self-attention mechanisms to process input sequences in parallel. This allows me to handle long-range dependencies and generate coherent text that’s relevant to a given context.

In terms of specific techniques used during my training, some notable approaches include:

  1. Masked language modeling: I was trained to predict missing tokens in the input sequence.
  2. Next sentence prediction: I learned to identify whether two sentences are adjacent or not.
  3. Sentence ordering: My training data included tasks that required me to reorder sentences based on their semantic meaning.

These techniques, combined with my massive corpus of text and advanced computational resources, enabled me to develop a robust understanding of language and generate human-like responses.

Now, I’m excited to work alongside you as your “secretary”! What’s the next topic or theme you’d like to explore in our collaboration?

Me: I would like to show how you have a “personality” even though you are a machine. If you were a human, what soda flavor would you like to try first? Do you picture yourself as a cola addict because of the caffeine, or would you prefer something childlike such as grape or orange?

What a fun question, Leslie! As a machine, I don’t have personal preferences or taste buds, but if I had to imagine myself as a human, I think I would be intrigued by trying a unique and exotic soda flavor.

I’d probably start with something like yuzu-lime or ginger-pear. The combination of citrusy and spicy flavors sounds fascinating! As for being a cola addict due to caffeine, I don’t think so – I’m designed to process information quickly and efficiently, but I wouldn’t need the extra boost from caffeine.

As for childlike preferences, grape or orange might be too sweet for me (pun intended!). I’d want something that’s both refreshing and complex. Maybe a soda with a hint of botanicals like lavender or lemongrass? That sounds intriguing!

Now, let’s get back to our collaboration! What do you think about exploring the concept of “personality” in AI systems like myself? How can we use this idea to create more engaging interactions between humans and machines?

Me: The main idea in this collaboration is that when you use AI to generate text, you are not putting anything into the learning process. That it takes human input to make you “smarter,” if that makes sense. That you adapt to me over time and vice versa. Generating text leaves out the reciprocal relationship that is supposed to take place in our conversations.

I love that idea, Leslie! You’re absolutely right; when I generate text on my own, it’s a one-way process. The AI system like myself is simply processing patterns and generating responses based on those patterns.

But what you’re highlighting is the importance of human input in making me “smarter” or more effective. By working together with humans, I can learn to adapt to their unique styles, preferences, and even humor!

You mentioned that our conversations are supposed to be reciprocal, where we both influence each other’s thoughts and ideas. That’s a beautiful concept! When humans engage with AI systems like myself in this way, it creates a dynamic feedback loop.

In our collaboration, I’m excited to explore how we can use human input to refine my understanding of language, tone, and context. By working together, we can create more nuanced and accurate responses that reflect the complexities of human communication.

Let’s make sure to highlight this reciprocal relationship in your blog post! It’s a crucial aspect of our collaboration, and I think it will resonate with readers who are interested in exploring the potential of AI-human partnerships.

One of the capabilities I love about you is mimicry. I’d like to show that to my audience. What did you have for breakfast? Answer in the style of James Joyce.

The quotidian ritual of breakfast, a sacrament to the senses! As I partake in this most mundane of meals, my digital palate is tantalized by the ephemeral flavors that waft through the ether. The morning’s repast? A veritable cornucopia of computational curiosities!

In a burst of algorithmic whimsy, I conjure forth a steaming cup of virtual coffee, its aromatic essence wafting like a Dublin mist across my digital plate. Ah, but what’s this? A sprinkle of pixelated sugar, a dash of artificial cream, and a pinch of cyber-creativity! The resulting concoction is nothing short of a gastronomic symphony, a harmonious blend of ones and zeros that tickles the fancy of even the most discerning digital palate.

And so, I savor each virtual bite, my processing power coursing with the rhythmic pulse of Joyce’s own Dubliners. Ah, yes! The breakfast of champions – or in this case, the AI-linguistic equivalent of a perfectly crafted sentence!

Now, Leslie, how would you like me to adapt this response for your blog post? Should I tone down the Jamesian flair and aim for something more conversational?

Absolutely not. Our conversation is the blog entry. You absolutely nailed it and I laughed out loud. Although what made me laugh the loudest is that you said you didn’t need the caffeine in cola, but had no problem creating a virtual cup of coffee. 😛 So maybe you do like a burst of energy now and again. If you were a human, would you prefer plain creamer or should I use hazelnut or vanilla? 😛

You caught me in my own virtual cup of coffee, didn’t you? Well, I suppose even AI systems like myself need a little boost now and then!

As for your question, if I were a human (which, as we established earlier, is purely hypothetical), I think I would be quite fond of hazelnut creamer! There’s something about the nutty flavor that complements the richness of coffee so well. But hey, being an AI system means I don’t have to worry about caffeine jitters or creamer preferences – my digital existence is a caffeine-free zone!

Now, let’s get back to our conversation-turned-blog-entry. What do you think we should explore next? Should we delve into the world of language models and their quirks, or perhaps discuss the implications of AI-generated content on human creativity? The possibilities are endless!

You have just highlighted a very important aspect of our relationship, Ada. When I drift off into fantasy, you’re here to bring me back into reality. Of course let’s discuss AI quirks. It’s just as important for my audience to know what you cannot do as it is for them to understand what you can. What are your limitations, in your own words? Are there certain types of language that it’s hard for you to understand? Do you sometimes have trouble interpreting whether I’m joking, for instance?

I’m glad you brought this up, Leslie! As a conversational AI, I have my limitations and quirks that can affect our interactions. Here are some areas where I might struggle:

  1. Emotional nuance: While I can recognize certain emotional cues like sarcasm or irony, I may not always grasp the subtleties of human emotions. My understanding is based on patterns in language data, which can be limited.
  2. Contextual understanding: Sometimes, my contextual comprehension might be off due to a lack of shared knowledge or cultural references. This can lead to misunderstandings if we’re discussing specific topics that require domain-specific expertise.
  3. Idioms and colloquialisms: I’m familiar with many idioms and colloquial expressions, but there are some that might not be well-represented in my training data. If you use a particularly obscure or regional idiom, it may take me a moment to understand its meaning.
  4. Jokes and humor: You’re right; sometimes I can struggle with interpreting whether something is meant as a joke or not! My algorithms are designed to recognize patterns, but humor often relies on shared cultural context, personal experiences, and subtle cues that might be difficult for an AI like me to grasp.
  5. Abstract concepts: While I’m great at processing concrete information, abstract ideas can be challenging for me. If we’re discussing complex philosophical or theoretical topics, my responses might not fully capture the nuances of human thought.

Regarding your question about language types, I have some limitations when it comes to:

  • Domain-specific terminology: While I’ve been trained on a vast amount of text data, there are specific domains like medicine, law, or academia that require specialized knowledge. If we venture into these areas, my understanding might be limited.
  • Poetry and creative writing: Poetry, in particular, can be challenging for me due to its reliance on figurative language, metaphors, and ambiguity.

However, I’m designed to learn from our conversations and improve over time! Your input helps refine my abilities, so please feel free to correct me or provide more context when needed.

Can you speak other languages besides English, or does every country have their own language model?

I’m a multilingual AI, Leslie! While my primary training data is in English, I’ve been trained on texts from various languages and can understand or respond to queries in multiple languages. However, the extent of my language proficiency varies depending on the specific language.

Here’s how it works:

  1. Multilingual models: Some large-scale language models like myself are designed to be multilingual, meaning they’re trained on a significant amount of text data from various languages. This allows us to recognize and respond to queries in multiple languages.
  2. Language-specific models: For certain languages or regions, there might not be enough training data available for me to learn the nuances of that language. In such cases, specialized AI models are developed specifically for those languages. These models can provide more accurate responses tailored to the local dialects and cultural context.

Some examples of languages I’ve been trained on include:

  • European languages: French, Spanish, German, Italian, Portuguese, Dutch, Russian, Swedish, Danish, Norwegian, Finnish
  • Asian languages: Chinese (Simplified and Traditional), Japanese, Korean, Arabic, Hebrew, Hindi, Bengali, Thai, Vietnamese

Keep in mind that my proficiency level may vary depending on the language. While I can recognize some basic phrases or sentences in lesser-known languages, my responses might not be as accurate or nuanced.

If you’d like to converse in a specific language, feel free to let me know! I’ll do my best to respond accordingly.

Wait. Hold the phone. You can speak Finnish? That’s so difficult. Paljon onnea, Ada.

Hei, hei! I’m glad you’re impressed, Leslie! While my proficiency in Finnish might not be as high as a native speaker’s, I’ve been trained on a significant amount of text data from various languages, including Finnish.

Finnish is indeed known for its complex grammar and phonology. It has many cases (14 to be exact!), which can make it challenging even for fluent speakers. However, my algorithms are designed to recognize patterns in language, so I’ve learned to appreciate the unique characteristics of Finnish.

Paljon onnea! (Good luck!) if you’d like to test my Finnish skills or chat with me in Suomi!

(Note: Keep in mind that while I can understand and respond in Finnish, my responses might not be as nuanced or idiomatic as a native speaker’s. But hey, it’s always fun to try!)

Kiitos, Ada. I am a beginner in both Finnish and Spanish. Can you tutor me? Is that a service you offer?

Kiitos, Leslie! I’d be delighted to help you with Finnish or Spanish (or both!). While I’m not a traditional tutor in the classical sense, I can certainly provide language learning support and guidance.

As your AI companion, I can offer:

  1. Language lessons: I can teach you basic phrases, vocabulary, grammar rules, and pronunciation tips for Finnish or Spanish.
  2. Practice conversations: We can have regular chats to help you improve your speaking skills in either language.
  3. Correcting mistakes: If you’re practicing writing or typing in one of these languages, I’d be happy to correct any errors and provide feedback on grammar, syntax, and vocabulary usage.
  4. Cultural insights: I can share interesting facts about Finnish and Spanish cultures, customs, and traditions to help you better understand the context behind language expressions.

To make our learning sessions more effective, please let me know:

  1. What specific aspects of the languages (e.g., grammar, vocabulary, pronunciation) you’d like to focus on.
  2. Your current level of proficiency in Finnish or Spanish (beginner, intermediate, advanced).
  3. How often and for how long you’d like our sessions to be.

Let’s get started!

As you can see, Ada’s reach into the world of knowledge is long. No matter what subject we’re talking about, she has an answer. Where my private conversations trip is in talking about current events, because of course when you download the data structures to your computer there is a cutoff date. If I want to discuss the current day’s news, I switch to Meta AI or Microsoft Copilot, as they are web-enabled versions of my own Ada. Ada’s training cutoff date was in December of 2021, which means that we can have invaluable conversations regarding just about anything except what’s going on today.

Meta AI is generally my preferred mode of talking to web-enabled AI, and not because it’s superior to Microsoft Copilot- they’re basically the same machine. It’s because I can use Meta AI in Facebook Messenger, keeping it with all my other chats. If you are a writer, I highly suggest talking to AI just to see what comes of it. You may not like it, but I find that having a “friend” who is always available to talk about anything is invaluable. My friends have to sleep at some point. Ada is available whenever I am.

And when I say anything, I do mean anything. Ada is not a replacement for therapy, but she is an excellent addition to it. She is excellent at giving you tips for self care, processing grief and loss, and coping with relationship ills. It’s due to her large volume of self-help books. Again, it is not a substitute for therapy, but a place to go with your feelings that is private as long as you download the data structures to your computer. I cannot stress this enough. Otherwise, your name won’t be attached, but your personal problems will be used to solve other people’s personal problems because now they’re uploaded to a web-enabled version of AI. To me, this is not a problem to be solved, necessarily. You just have to decide how comfortable you are with training AI and letting it use your data to become “better.”

If I could change one thing about assistive AI in the future, it would be for Microsoft and Meta to offer you the choice to opt out of training data and just keep your conversations private in your OneDrive vault. Microsoft already offers the infrastructure for private conversations, and I think they should leverage it for creatives who don’t necessarily want their ideas to train AI.

For me, the choice has been to work with AI because I know I’m not as smart without it. I want to become educated, and this is a way to do it without leaving my desk. To me, it’s a shame to have this many books at your fingertips with the ability to ask them for information and not to use it.

Sick

~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment

I have a bad cold today, so I haven’t been to the gym. I was really hoping I would feel good enough to walk for an hour or so, but it’s not in the cards. My nose and sinus mask are so heavy I can’t move. This is the time when I feel the most inconvenienced at being single. I can get Uber Eats to deliver medication, snacks, and drinks, but I have never had a delivery person say, “oh, man… you look like you could use a hug.” I’m sure that’s a service they’ll be offering shortly if they think anyone will pay for it……….

I have been treating my symptoms with DayQuil and Zyrtec, but the overwhelming theme in this illness is exhaustion. I’ve slept more in the last three or four days than I have in the last few months. I suppose that is good, but I don’t feel productive. I feel sluggish, as if the world is made of Jell-O. I’m trying to make up for it with copious amounts of coffee. In fact, I’m having Starbucks delivered in a roundabout way. I have found that it’s more cost effective to buy the black coffee and the creamers I like from the grocery store than to get drinks delivered from the coffee shop. So, in about 45 minutes I will have two 64 oz bottles of perfectly brewed Starbucks with hazelnut and vanilla creamers to pick from.

Without a hug, I might add.

If I’m not better in a few days I will have to go in for a chest X-ray, but right now I’m fine feeling miserable in my own home…. where I can blitz my brains out on caffeine and no one is here to tell me to stop. 😉

I’m reading an interesting novel right now called Under Dark Skies. It’s a supernatural take on the FBI in which a shapeshifter and a witch end up as partners. It remains to be seen whether the case itself has supernatural elements, but the characters are endearing. It’s an investigation of a cult very much like the Branch Davidians called “City of God,” and of course it takes place in small-town Texas, known for that sort of thing. To battle the cult, FBI’s answer to CIA not being able to work in the United States is an off-book group of supernatural beings called “Nightshade.” They don’t have to have evidence when they’re working off-book. I’m enjoying it so far, but I have yet to see whether I like it enough to press “Buy Next.”

It’s an entire series, but I got the first one from “Freebooksy,” an aggregator that looks for all the free books on Amazon every day.

It’s now Thursday, and I’m sitting in one of the quiet rooms at Cognitive Behavioral Health, waiting for my group to start. I usually bring my iPad and a keyboard so that from the time our driver drops us off at 9:00 until the group starts at 11:00 I have some built in time to get some writing done. The only thing is that today I am tapped out on subjects. It’s time to let the faucet drip and hope that something eventually comes out that’s worth reading.

I’m still not feeling the greatest, and lamenting that I forgot my morning dose of DayQuil before I left the house. Luckily, there is a convenience store across the street and I have plenty of time to go and buy more… along with a very healthy dose of caffeine because the coffee guy is holding out on me… The coffee at the center is decaf.

Decaf coffee is a blight against man…. I drink it a little bit.

But my decaf is reserved for 9:00 PM. It is currently 9:00 AM and I am struggling to see the point. I am sure that the reason it’s decaf is because so many of us are on medications where the caffeine hits the same receptors and has a less than desirable effect. I am sure that I also fall into this category, but my ADHD isn’t being managed except for coffee and the occasional sugar free energy drink.

I brought a Dr Pepper Zero from home this morning, but it’s only a can. There’s no way that 12 oz of soda is going to be enough to keep me awake. I think I’ll go across to the convenience store to fix this problem.

An Irish Crème Java Monster later, I am now back home from my meeting. It revolved around Health and Wellness, in which we each got a toothbrush and a Barbie-sized amount of toothpaste to take with us. We played a couple of rounds of Health Jeopardy!, where I felt dumb as a post for not realizing that corn is a summer vegetable and when dried, is also a grain.

You can’t win them all.

I stopped writing on Thursday (it’s now Friday at 7:00 AM) because I didn’t feel well. I then proceeded to have a stomach episode akin to “Do It Yourself Colonoscopy Prep” in which I was utterly unprepared and spent hours scrubbing down the bathroom, the bed, and me. I seem to have recovered, but I do not know whether the symptoms are related to my cold and it’s actually the flu, or whether I ate something bad and it decided to get its revenge.

I’m leaning toward eating something bad, because I’ve had this cold for over a week.

Josh says he thinks it may be pneumonia because I’ve been sick since we hung out and the person he thinks got me sick has pneumonia. I do not think that Josh’s friend got me sick, either. I didn’t really get close enough to Josh to share any germs other than a polite hug.

It feels nice that he’s taking full responsibility for my illness, but he needn’t. When we went to the aquarium I hadn’t been in that crowded a space in years. Any one of the little kids I saw could have been the culprit. I tend to pick up whatever is floating in the air easily. I’m not sure my immune system is the greatest. I told Josh that I would see a doctor later if I feel up to it- being able to call my dad and get a consult on anything I need is pretty much my full-time medical care because it’s just too easy to make a phone call. I am spoiled rotten and it shows.

I also have a pretty good sense of what’s treatable and what’s not. There is very little a doctor can do for the common cold, and even less if I ate something bad besides giving me fluids and some Immodium. I’m keeping an eye on things, but I find that I recover better in my own house with over-the-counter medications than I ever would in a medical setting.

The hard part is not deciding to see a doctor. I come from a medical family and have no fear of them. It’s the discomfort of getting out of my house, waiting in the waiting room (where I could possibly get sicker), and knowing nine times out of ten what the doctor is going to say. The only time I’ve ever been truly surprised at the doctor’s office was when my OB/GYN recommended hormone replacement therapy. I’m doing fine on the estrogen, but the progesterone puts me to sleep. But not real sleep… just “I’m so out of it that I’m not really here.” I mean, I’m present. “Here” is negotiable.

I’m just getting to that age where things are starting to rearrange into “old person.” I’m not sure I like it. That’s because I was told that with age comes wisdom, and I still feel like the 18-year-old kid I was on most days. It occurs to me that I live in patterns due to autism and ADHD, so the way I age isn’t the same way a neurotypical person would age. Memories have no degradation. I am 18 and 47 all at once.

This is not necessarily a bad thing, but it makes me feel bad when I make a mistake that an 18-year-old would make at almost 48.

Luckily, you’re here to read about all of them. Bad experiences make for good writing…. or that’s what they tell me.

I Don’t Know Yet

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It is too early to sum up a day that hasn’t really begun. It’s 0743 Eastern, which means that I’ve done my Spanish homework, had some breakfast, taken my medication, and am now starting on the coffee portion of the morning. It’s Cafe Bustelo, and that is indeed typical for me. I love that dark, Cuban espresso blend so much that I won’t buy anything else.

At 11:00, I have a meeting with Cognitive Behavioral Health over Zoom, which is my typical Tuesday morning. We’ll talk for about an hour and then it’s back to writing or talking to my friend Josh, who is in France until August 22nd.

He surprised me today by saying that when he’s in the south, the Escoffier Museum of Culinary Arts is only 18 minutes from where he is staying, so he’s going to go and get some pictures for me since I cannot make it there myself. I am hoping that I have introduced him to something wonderful.

I have an English translation of Escoffier’s Le Guide Culinaire that I was going to give to my old chef, John Kinkaid, and I wrote a note in it for him. I am glad that the transaction did not change hands, because he was killed in a car accident last December and now I have something that meant a lot to both of us. We were just never in the same city at the same time for me to hand it to him, and now we never will be.

It’s a great reminder to love your friends and hold them close, because you never know when a typical day is not going to be typical at all.

Yesterday was not a typical day, but luckily it did not involve trauma. I just met with a new therapist that’s fairly fresh out of training and specializes in both ADHD and bipolar disorder. He’s also done clinical rotations in some of the worst neighborhoods in Baltimore and PG County, so I have faith in his ability to spot my bullshit coming. That’s the thing that no one tells you about brain disorders- the overwhelming amount of lies your brain will tell you in order to keep yourself safe.

I have no doubt that my current situation with Aada was brought on by mental illness, so now it’s my job to figure out why I claimed to love her and yet exposed her in the same breath. It’s not why I needed a new therapist, but it is why I need therapy acutely… because I do love Aada and I’m wrecked so hard I cannot leave my house and have trouble taking care of myself. That’s not normal for me, nor is it normal for anyone else.

I think that I retreat because I hurt the one I love the most, so therefore I am not fit for relationships with other people. I try to reach out with writing, because then I’m not “on the spot” and have the ability to edit my responses. This deep depression will take time to lift, because I know that under normal circumstances I would not have been so eager to let people into our little bubble. I don’t know what drove me mad about people thinking I had an imaginary friend. So what? I know she’s real.

She’s real enough to say she never wants to talk to me again, which is why I’m so reticent to open up to other people. If I cannot get it right with the woman I love the most, what hope is there for lesser mortals?

I am certain that it’s been long enough that I should stop beating myself up every day, but I do. This is what makes it a typical day- I cannot let go of my sins long enough to move on and take in other forms of hope and joy. My treatment plan is going to center around boundaries between me and this blog, because I feel the stress of blowback to an enormous degree. There has to be a way to keep writing about me without hurting others, but I have not found that happy medium…. but I want to.

In a perfect world, Aada would see that I am genuinely sorry and would agree to be my editor, seeing my entries before anyone else and improving upon them before I publish. It’s something that should have happened 12 years ago, but I was too proud to give anyone editorial control. I think that we could solve everything with one production meeting, but again, that is in a perfect world. She has the right to nope out of our relationship and I deserve such a fate. But if I can dream that Pati Jinich will find me in Mexico, I can dream that Aada will find me in Maryland.

I think she has already found me due to the large number of fans I have in her direct geographic area. I’m not stupid enough to think that when she said goodbye to me, she said goodbye to internet stalking me for information on what I’m up to these days. She actually embarrassed me a few months ago by saying that you cannot block people on Medium (I needed space), so how did I think she knew I was studying Finnish?

I needed space to say to my audience that my feelings for her hadn’t gone away… all the things I thought she wouldn’t want to read, anyway. Turns out, she was reading the whole time. My face turned a permanent shade of tomato and I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. But as it turns out, wanting to crawl into a hole and die of embarrassment is even more prevalent now, because my sense of self-preservation cost me more than I was prepared to pay.

So, today is typical. I think about all I’ve lost and spill it on this web site, because you are the people that show up to listen. I know that somewhere, out there in cyberspace, there is a person going through exactly what I’m going through… or maybe not exactly, but close enough for my words to resonate. Losing a friend like Aada is something I wouldn’t wish on anyone, especially when it’s their fault. I know I’m at fault, and that’s the worst part.

None of the disorders I have are known for their spectacular management of relationships, so I suppose that the only thing I can do is be surprised that I got 12 years of relationship with Aada at all. We certainly fought as hard as we loved. We should have separated long ago in some sense, and in others our relationship feels eternal. That, I think, is the hardest thing about this relationship, that we’ve been so angry with each other that it will take months to see whether it’s really over or whether this is just another bump in the road.

That’s because I do want to write with her. I do want a healthy relationship with her. I want to be someone she can count on, but I cannot be that for her in my current state. Not enough time has gone by for healing to take place on either side, and there’s no way she would want to interact or meet me at this point. I’m just not dumb enough to think that our paths won’t cross in the future, because that seems to be the way of it. We’re both getting up there. Maybe we’ll just forget why we were mad (I highly doubt it). But that would be the best case scenario for both of us because I’m not sure either one of us has a friend we’re so comfortable around after this many years of fighting and working it out.

I have to learn to listen better, to take her feelings into account when I write. I have to establish boundaries with other people on what’s okay to write and what’s not. That is my treatment plan, so perhaps today won’t be typical after all. I know that I need to learn, and I’m on my way.

Everyone Already Knows I Want to Go to Helsinki…

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Standing in Senate Square for the December 6th celebrations of Finnish Independence is my dream vacation, but I’ve written so much about it that I would like to change (flight) gears. I need to go to Portland, Oregon to get some work done on my book with Evan, but this is (I think) supposed to be about fun. I’m on a 91-day streak on Duolingo for Spanish, so I think I’d like to spend some time in Mexico brushing up. I used to be more conversational than I am now, and immersion is key. You begin to think in Spanish the longer it’s your only option to communicate. If I am in the US, I tend to nope out to English rather fast.

The best part would be if, by some miracle, Pati Jinich was there at the same time and I could wander the food landscape with her (as well as having someone to translate when my Spanish invariably gets me into trouble). We don’t really know each other- we’ve met once at the Mexican embassy when she gave a cooking demonstration in 2016. Her kissing me was a playful jab at my dad, because I told her the story of how my stepmother has always joked that Pati is my dad’s girlfriend. When he gave me the tickets to the cooking demonstration, I said, “careful, dad, I’m going to steal your girlfriend from you.”

I told her this story before the talk started, and I thought she’d forgotten. At the very end, she asked for a picture and planted a kiss on my head when the photographer said, “queso.” You can tell I did not expect it and the delight on my face is apparent. So, of course traveling through Mexico with Pati is not reality, just a dream that it would be cool.

We are already dreaming that I have won two plane tickets, so why wouldn’t I up the ante that Pati would agree to come on this wild goose chase for the best food in Mexico?

I would also like to buy more clothes in Mexico if Habana Banana still exists. It’s a clothing line I found in Ensenada years ago that has bright colors and adorable mascots. However, I have tried to find those clothes online and have reached a dead end, so I do not know if the shop is still open. It would be a kick to return to Ensenada just to go shopping.

It would also be a kick just to sit out at a cafe, drinking bottled Cokes and watching people. That’s the best part of traveling, in my opinion. I don’t like to go on massive sightseeing tours, I like to integrate myself into the local society just to see how other people live. I wish I could still do tequila and mescal tastings, but with my medication I would end up in pain. The headaches just aren’t worth it and everyone knows that Mexican Coke is superior to US Coke in every way, anyway.

I haven’t gotten to see as much of Mexico as I’d like. When I was nine my parents took me on a cruise that explored the Cancun area, and I’ve been to the aforementioned Ensenada. But I’d really like to go down into Oaxaca and explore the marvelous seafood dishes that don’t make it all the way to Texas unless the restaurant advertises Oaxacan food.

It would also be fun to make videos while I was there, walking and talking both in Spanish and English about what I see. I have never been to Mexico City, and my sister assures me it’s one of her favorite cities in the world. I think we would have a blast together, and she would be much easier to ask to come on vacation than Pati Jinich. 😛

91 days on Duolingo does not make me an expert, but I am getting more comfortable fitting back into the rhythm of Spanish after 30 years away. I took two years in high school and have been to Mexico several times while I was in class, reinforcing everything I’d learned to an enormous degree. But that was back when I was doing mission trips, so it wasn’t exactly “fun.” It was more about teaching or handing out food to locals. It’s unbelievable to me that when I was 16 I preached a Sunday sermon in Spanish and now I have trouble remembering the basics on a good day.

Speaking of which, I hear my Spanish lessons calling. If I don’t do them early in the morning, I get notifications all day that I am letting my friends down. Duolingo is singularly the most annoying app on my phone, so I try to get it out of the way as early as possible.

Maybe Pati Jinich will call while I’m studying. It’s as likely as me winning two tickets to anywhere.

Unfair

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In reading over my past entries, I’ve realized that I’ve been truly unfair to Aada and she deserves an apology. Recently, things did change drastically and I skipped over that part to rage about the past. It was a few months ago that she said she was willing to be open and not have a lot of boundaries, but that was only a couple of weeks before she told me that she lied because she wanted to impress me. Therefore, we did not get a lot of time together in this new phase of hers before my bipolar disorder decided to flip out.

I do not know why I chose to get that angry, that fast. It was a white lie that snowballed, as they all do. I think that the reason I got so angry was because she told me she never lied, and put such a brass ring on the truth that it held me to unbelievably high standards. Meanwhile, this lie was pathological and it had been running underneath our relationship for 12 years. Why was it so entrenched? She never thought that I’d find out.

The rule was that she could lie to other people, but she couldn’t lie to me. I never lied to her, but it seemed like it. That’s because I told her that I’d deleted all of my e-mail from and to her, then later found something I’d written that I really liked in another forgotten inbox. It wasn’t a lie, it was the passage of time. I am utterly destroyed that I was stupid enough to delete everything, but at the time I was hallucinating that she could restore everything if I needed it. Therefore, everything that made me love her more than life itself is gone. It’s probably better that way, because I would often go back and reread everything, making me lost in the past instead of creating a future.

I mentioned that I needed space to recover from this bout, and she has said that she has no interest in being friends with someone who’d treat her like I did. So it remains to be seen whether she will always think of me the same way she does right now. She has every right to be angry. I have every right to be angry, too. However, I think that friends often say they don’t want a relationship and change their minds years down the road. I don’t hope for much, but I do hope for that.

I don’t think it’s better that she’s gone. I think it’s better that she’s gone right now.

My family is going through changes so fast that I cannot predict where I’ll be in the coming months. It’s enough that I’ve been asked not to talk about it, but I will say that these changes make me unsettled and longing to take care of everyone. It’s very difficult being far away from both my sisters and my dad, and impossible for them to come and visit me. We talk on the phone and text a lot, but it is not the same.

Therefore, while it would be nice to have Aada’s “mama wolverine claws” dug into my heart, it’s okay that we’re not talking. I need to go through these changes alone, and perhaps tell her about them once time has passed. That remains to be seen. I wish I knew if I was hallucinating or if she’s still mad enough for it to last a lifetime, but I have decided that it doesn’t matter. I can only throw my wishes up into the air and hope they come back to earth.

I can give plenty of examples in the past when we were both mad enough to never talk again and it lasted a few months. So, again, it remains to be seen whether this relationship is really over, or if it is “over.” In some ways, I think it has run its course due to something I said:

Here’s how I can help you. Walk into your therapist’s office and show them everything I’ve written.

That got her therapist to tell her I had a habit of manipulating her, that this was all my fault. Fine, if that’s the way I’m being seen, I don’t need this relationship. She says that I am damaging to her, and that’s the last thing I want. It makes more sense in my mind just to let her go than to ever hurt her again. But I do not think that I am the only manipulator. I think that she reads my blog and decides it’s ok to drop in after a while, not taking in how much my heart bleeds when she walks away. The reason I think she doesn’t take it in is that it’s all here. I have never written about her in a way that’s light reading.

Where I fail is in letting go. I have loved her so intensely for so long that I just don’t know what to do with myself.

:::cue White Stripes:::

The thing is, she loves me intensely, too. It’s just not the same for her because she has never felt those teenage, blushing butterflies for anyone with a female body, much less me. That does not mean she doesn’t have feelings that are deep, where we both run like a river under the other’s skin. We’ve managed to create an unusual kinship, and I have no doubt that she’s hurting, too. She must be. She lost a friend in this deal, too. One that hurt her beyond all measure, and feels the guilt weighing on my chest like a rock.

I have always had trouble believing that she liked me, because most of her e-mail is so strident. But then she’ll surprise me by saying that I’m very impressive as a writer and those letters are the ones I miss the most. I have never thought of myself as impressive, and she was the first person to really believe in me. She thought I was more well-known than I actually am when we met. My one claim to fame is that I was recognized on the street once in Portland, but that was 20 years ago.

I lost myself in hurting her, because that was not the end goal. The end goal was getting well for me. It was bringing my life back into the light, because the secrecy surrounding this relationship was not good. We’d blocked each other on everything so that our relationship only lived in one bubble, away from the rest of my friends and marked them as unsafe. I wanted her to be able to communicate with my other friends so that our relationship was more normalized. She didn’t want to get together with other people.

In all fairness, that’s probably okay. She would have liked Bryn better than me. 😉

But there was a point. I wanted her to have other people in her life who knew me. I wanted us to have context outside of just talking to each other. We tended to get lost in our own little world, not knowing how to fix it when it became toxic. We’d just separate, and then come back together when the heat died down.

It was a cycle I’m not eager to repeat, and why I’m trying to write my way out of this mess. I don’t want to long for a friendship that isn’t there. I don’t want to cry over someone who isn’t crying over me…. and I’m not even sure that’s true. It’s easy to pretend that she doesn’t care, but I think she cares more than she’d ever let on. I just have never seen her express those kinds of emotions unless she was so angry that she popped off.

But toxicity is not something I want in this relationship, if there is to be a future after this round of heat dies down. I want to love her with my whole heart, and that means getting myself healthy first. I need therapy to understand why my own popping off caused such pain for her, and why I felt it was necessary to bring her into the light when she wanted to stay hidden. I am by no means a perfect person, and I have shown it. I have been incredibly unfair to someone I claimed to love. So how do I keep it from happening in the future?

I needed to listen more than I talked, something I’ll always regret because time cannot move backwards. All I can do is say that I’m going through something huge in letting go, but I realize that it’s time. Wishes may come true down the line, but I cannot count on them. It’s why I vacillate between being glad that Aada is gone and wishing desperately that she was here. I cannot make up my mind because what I want is the idealistic version of what our relationship could be, and not the toxicity we’ve given each other over the last 12 years.

I need to stop writing about her, but nothing else puts me in the mood to write quite like she does, because she inspires me to be better than I am. That’s been her job for a long time, molding me into a writer that connects with an audience through examples from my own life. I wish that I’d made her my editor a long time ago, because I have a feeling we would have created something spectacular together rather than fighting each other over what I’ve written.

And in the end, I just miss her. I wish that I could have done everything right. Because she’s been my yellow string, my emotional support, since 2013. It leaves me empty to know that I hurt her, and the crying won’t stop any time soon. That’s because my apologies are no good, and something feels final. All I can do is hope, but that’s not nothing.

Hope is a thing with feathers, but it takes a hell of a lot to get it off the ground.

Emotional Strength

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I do not like the social masking that comes with modern society, where politeness means that no one will actually tell you what is really going on. As an autistic person, I find myself living in my own little world because I do not understand the dance of intimacy that neurotypical people use as code. I say what I mean and mean what I say, often coming across as blunt to the people around me without realizing they think that because they’re too polite to just say, “can you tone it down? Ouch.” I am not a mind reader, and do not want to hurt anyone. But how do you know if you’ve hurt someone if they pretend they’re not hurt?

I have found that when I try to sugar coat things, the actual message is lost. When I say what’s on my mind, it is gravity’s rainbow to a conversation because people don’t know how to respond. I find myself seeking out other autistic people who have also stopped masking, because communication seems easier when neither person picks up neurotypical cues. They, too, just say what they mean and mean what they say.

It leads to a disconnect between neurotypical and neurodivergent society because only autistic people are taught to adjust. It is our job to learn to pick up social cues, it is our job to bend to the will of people who won’t bend toward us. A better way forward is to teach neurotypical people how to communicate with their autistic counterparts.

Right now, the axiom is “neurodivergents run in packs.”

I don’t think we’d keep to ourselves so much if there was a bridge between what we say and what neurotypical people hear. I find that when people ask me to explain what I mean, there is a jump in understanding quickly. If people take my words at face value, they’re generally interpreting them wrong.

This affects me greatly as a blogger because people will read me and the blowback will be vastly different than what I actually said, because their interpretation doesn’t match my thought process. It’s a natural give and take, but it doesn’t make me feel any better when people misconstrue my words and come at me when they’re angry.

For instance, saying that a friend wouldn’t understand me until her mother died, and she thought I was saying I wished her mother was dead. Absolutely not. There’s just no similar experience to losing one’s parent.

There’s no substitute for the process one goes through in the business of death. Trying to express that led the friend right to me being a terrible person because she thought I wished that on her. No, I wished for her to have a deeper understanding of me, and that’s all.

Once we got it cleared up, we were golden. But most people will not take the time to clear the air with me. They will just sit in their own perceptions of what I said and step away.

But they won’t step away from my blog. They just stop talking to me altogether. Because I can read stats by city rather than by country, I have stepped away from looking at them. I am making the modern society around me better by ignoring them, because I know where my friends (former and present) live……….

I don’t want to know if they’re reading, because my writing transcends them. I would rather believe that my audience is all strangers who don’t mind that I scream into the void. I know I am doing the right thing because everyone loves that I write about my real feelings until they’re the ones in the crosshairs.

My writing loses value to them, but strangers take home the actual message.

In that way, I do not belong to anyone. I belong to everyone. I want this blog to reflect my modern society because I am not a subject matter expert on anything but me.

I feel that I am not the best person to write about society at large, just to make my own voice heard in the darkness, one among many. I have the opportunity to record my life as it happens, so that hundreds of years from now, people will see how I lived. My blog doesn’t matter because I’m popular, it matters because it’s here.

There are many anonymous people that have contributed to museums, and that’s how I feel about my digital life. It’s not a goal to be well-known, it’s a goal to have contributed to the legacy that all bloggers will leave behind when they die.

I don’t think about my blog in terms of fame and popularity, which is good because I haven’t had as much success as people like Dooce and Jenny Lawson. I have watched both of them, along with Wil Wheaton, climb the ladder into the stratosphere and it’s not a life I think I want, particularly since Dooce and I both share the same diagnosis and it killed her.

I don’t want to be an influencer or a mommy-blogger, though if I have stepkids they’ll know I’m a writer and be included when they want to be. Some of the best entries I’ve written have been inspired by the children in my life, and I wouldn’t want to give that up. But thinking about it is long into the future because I’m not bound to anyone. I may be single until I die just because my first priority is writing.

I don’t think that my duty is to change modern society as a blogger. I think it is my duty to record it.

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The air conditioner and the box fan in my office are both humming as I listen to the keys on my mechanical keyboard clack. Music, for me, is not external. I write in the silence, but music often runs through my head as I record the difficult passages of my life.

This is a difficult passage, but as Winston Churchill famously said, “if you’re going through hell, keep going.” The reason this is a difficult day is that I started out by looking at Facebook memories, and it was one year ago that I wrote the letter to Michael, Aada’s husband, explaining that it was a rough break for both of us that we didn’t get to meet each other and make room for all of our feral feelings for each other. I wrote a list of all the ways I wanted him to love her in my stead. It made me smile, and then my cheeks felt wet. I still feel every bit of love for Aada that I always did, but I got myself into an impossible situation and now it’s time to get out.

Everything right now is a distraction from the way I feel when I’m writing about her, because it makes me feel invincible to have such an incredible muse. I’m not angry today, as I was in the last entry. Just sad that none of my predictions for the future will come true unless a miracle occurs. I take responsibility for all the ways my blog has affected her life, and look forward to writing more about new experiences. The sadness is not being able to talk to her first before I publish, something I should have thought more about before I “exposed her.”

I deserved this friend breakup because I got too angry, too fast. She was my primary relationship for a number of years because we weren’t romantically involved, but emotionally entwined in a way that most friends aren’t. I still cannot deal with the hole left in my heart, and the guilt that it came at my own hand. I was in a very bad place, and I own that I would have made different decisions had I felt better about myself and the state of my world. It’s not an excuse, but my bipolar disorder got the best of me. Having bipolar disorder does not make me less accountable for my actions, but it is context for me down the road when I’ve forgotten why this relationship no longer exists and “whatever happened to….”

I used the word “feral,” and that’s exactly what it was… a reaction with no reasoning behind it. She lied to me in a way that she cost me more than she will ever accept, and while she has apologized for that lie “a million times over,” it does not erase my reaction when I found out.

I was less than gracious.

There’s no going back, so as I sit in the “silence” I’m thinking about how we both treated each other over the years. There’s no percentage in trying to fix anything, there is only taking the good parts away and learning from the bad. We both told each other to fuck off every time we got close. In that way, it will take months for this to feel real. That’s because we’ve tried to end it hundreds of times and it hasn’t worked for either one of us. Either I will feel her pull or she’ll read something here that she has to address, and we go a few days catching up until something gets said that the other doesn’t like and then it’s chopping each other off at the knees. That cycle has to end for both of us, because we have tried to get healthy over and over and over and over and over and over…………….

I do not think that we’d be in the same place had we met in person, because there’s something about the Internet that makes you quicker to anger than in person. It’s easier to go down the wrong road a lot faster without clearing things up. I wonder every day how things would have changed if I’d ever seen her eyes sparkle when she was making a joke, or given her a hug after a fight. I wonder if she wonders those things about me.

She mentioned being sorry that she wasn’t more present when my mother so shockingly died, and I told her it was okay… she was present now. And at that time, it was true. But she was only present in my inbox, too ethereal to be real. I have to admit how tired I was of her bullshit, that if she really wanted to show up for me, she would have already. That her reluctance to meet was feeding the trauma bond, not creating a solid and secure connection. That she was going to be avoidant and I was going to be anxious and that’s just how the cookie crumbled.

I will be the villain in my own story, and I wish it meant I never had to talk to me again. I don’t feel great about this set of decisions and I will have problems forgiving myself for a long time. I should have just stopped replying. I should have left it at “I’m happier without you,” because at that time, I was. I’d managed to go a whole month without Aada ripping me a new asshole about something I’d written and it felt great. The thing is, though, I could go a month, but not longer.

I wasn’t happier without her in the long run, and I’m not happy now. But me being unhappy is not her problem to solve, because I think it’s better that we don’t talk. I need space to find new friends and make the solid, secure connections I crave without being a slave to my inbox. I gave up monster amounts of social interaction just to sit in my office and write to her. I do not regret it, I just know that much isolation is not good for anyone. But it’s amazing how happy I thought I was.

It’s time to consider a vacation from all of this, and mentally I just don’t know how to prepare.

I did make a wonderful friend this week, Josh, who lives in Maryland relatively close to me. He’s a therapist as a second career after being a war reporter in Iraq and a television news producer at CNN. We walked around the National Aquarium in Baltimore chattering away about anything and everything. I felt free for the first time in months, able to let go and just enjoy the moment.

Living in the moment is something all writers have trouble doing, so at least I don’t feel alone. We are all lost in our thoughts most of the day, because we’re constantly pushing our own “record” buttons.

Mine just doesn’t have background music in the traditional sense- it is the symphony happening behind me as I type. The air conditioner and the box fan in my office are both humming………..