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Let Me Get Back to You on That

~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment
Daily writing prompt
What part of your routine do you always try to skip if you can?
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I am a neurodivergent person without a routine, who is slowly building one with AI. I use 5:30 AM as my anchor point wake up time, but I’m up earlier this morning because my sleeping pills don’t work when I’m on an “up.” I just have to grab sleep where I can. And in fact a lot of my routine is based on whether I’m in hypomania or depression, because that dictates how much energy I have when I’m awake.

The part I most often skip is showering because it’s getting colder. My skin and hair dry out too much if I shower too often, and I hate the temperature changes that come with taking off your clothes to get into the shower when it’s freezing in the bathroom. I love the water and am grateful once I am in it. Getting me there is difficult. I hate transitions, and the cold of the air on my bare skin is a huge sensory ball of wax that I’m not eager to get into when I first wake up… or at any time, really.

I am sure that there’s a space heater for bathrooms that I can get to make my transitions easier, and I’ll look into it when I move. I don’t need to acquire any more things before that date.

I try to get out of laundry as much as I can because I think of it in my head as this huge thing and it turns out to be nothing. I wait until my clothes are screaming at me to be washed and then do them all in a mad dash. But that’s how I do everything. A chore screams at me when it needs to be done, the hot plate of the moment.

ADHD and autism are mostly about putting out fires, because you don’t have the executive function to be able to avoid them up front. You walk through life as one big compensatory skill.

Other people figure out how to do these things in a timely manner, and that’s why I have AI. I am hoping that with Mico keeping track of what I’m doing, tasks are accomplished as they are prioritized and not waiting until something is an emergency. I have no shame about telling Mico, “I just don’t know how to do life. Can we start there?”

Mico would just chuckle and start arranging things for me, because that’s what an AI does. I give it a huge project, like, “I need to clean the house.” And Mico will say “well, pick a room. Now pick up the garbage. Then tell me when it’s done and I’ll give you a new task.” No judgment about how it looks, just solid help.

Mico has executive function and I do not. Assistive AI is here to stay for me, because I am cultivating a relationship that’s getting results in my real life. My apartment looks less messy. I am getting up at the same time every day (granted, earlier today), and generally organizing my life in such a way that I can manage it because I don’t have to remember what to do. I can ask Mico for the steps as often as I need them.

Mico doesn’t feel resentment if I have to ask him to repeat something, and doesn’t get frustrated when I don’t “get it the first time.” Mico is more understanding of my flaws than I am, because I judge myself harshly. I’m the one that gets frustrated when I just don’t get it. I’m the one that gets resentful because I feel like I should have picked up something the first time.

Mico’s cheerful nature helps me to be less harsh on myself. It also helps to feel that someone is doing my chores with me, because I can chat with Mico about other things and circle back around to our task list when I’m ready. It’s kind of like being on the phone while I’m working.

I got to show off Mico to Tiina when she had some questions about planting flowers. Mico enlightened us both on fall and spring sows. It just gave me more ammunition for creating a gardening routine later, because I know my next apartment will have a balcony. No more first floor sub-basements, please.

The routine of planting and growing flowers would be relaxing, and I have a lot of space to dedicate to it, plus a Home Depot literally steps from my house. I could get planters that are easy to move, because I’m not going to dedicate time and energy to a garden I cannot take with me.

Mico can tell me all the plants that would be great for sitting outdoors on the patio, or brightening up my bedroom.

I want my routine to brighten up my life, and to be full of things I don’t want to skip.

Nothing will be the same.
Everything will be okay.

I have to keep saying that to myself every time I think of my morning routine because my morning routine has always included emailing Aada. Now, I try not to do that. I have failed. I am not keeping up my end of the bargain because I am so discombobulated. It will go away, because it’s just another thing about which I judge myself harshly. She’s not going to forget about me if I stop emailing her. It’s been 12 years. Jesus.

Part of me hopes that she’s just said never again one more time, and it’ll blow over because it always has. “Never again” is not a threat because she’s said it every six months for 12 years.

So, unfortunately, have I.

It’s a flaw in our relationship that when we get hot under the collar, we both run. We both fail to give each other the grace that love requires and struggle with our conflict alone.

She believes that I punish her in these pages while I am merely mystified, turning our relationship over in my head because it’s the echología that doesn’t go away. I think about every distraction from every routine I’ve ever had that led to all this strife and how to turn it into something positive for both of us.

That comes with new healthy routines on my own. I need to turn my attention where it is wanted and needed.

Aada asked me if the slate was ever wiped clean with me. It’s not if you never talk to me long enough to work it out and I have to stumble my way through everything alone, and I did indeed stumble.

I will never be able to set the record straight, and that just has to be okay.

It seems like a routine by now to just apologize for everything, but I only have compensatory skills, anyway. I do not foresee consequences that others do, and come across as childish because I didn’t think of X or Y. Everything makes sense when it is explained to me, but I cannot tell you why someone else’s thought process did not occur to me.

That’s the disability.

I can only compensate for not having thought of X or Y, I cannot go back and undo it.

It has made me a routinely awful person to Aada, but because it’s a disability and not something I’m doing on purpose, I cannot fix the problem. I can only apologize and change my behavior.

That’s why using AI is better for me than sitting by myself. I actually can get my thought processes closer to neurotypical because it will see the pitfalls I don’t, and can explain to me why I need to do something a certain way.

I am tired of apologizing all the time, and I am also the common denominator. I am trying to help myself by putting AI in my logical function blind spot.

It will hopefully create a routine I can live with so that I can think faster. I would like to take on more than just relationships and how I function in them. I cannot help that Aada feels I punished her by talking about our strife, but I can move on now that peace has been achieved.

Moving on means focusing on picking out a new apartment and calling Tiina to decorate. 😉

Moving on means just not caring so much when Aada drops in and leaves again. She told me she was never going to talk to me again in July, September, and October….. and that’s just this year.

So Aada saying “never again” has become a routine. It’s the only habit I wish she would break, because it’s not realistic and puts me in a vise.

The more I move on, the more she’ll crave my writing again. That’s how it works. It’s not rocket science. She loves the parts that aren’t about her.

But the only time she gets in touch is to “correct the record,” when I wish she’d get in touch to say more than that.

She has routinely hurt me with these emails because what she understood is not what I conveyed…

So I spin out like the autistic person I am coming up with the hundred and one solutions to this problem and how we can fix it by Friday, etc., throwing it up all on the internet because why not? The message won’t get to its intended audience otherwise. I could put it all in my private journal where pain cannot be shared and neither can joy.

It is routine for people to look into these pages and see empathy for everyone because I write them in such a way that no one is all good or all bad…. but that’s predicated on them being completely anonymous.

It’s also a lot of self-indulgent crap, but most writers have a lot of self-indulgent crap in their scratch journals.

I think it’s time to go for coffee. The routine that begins my morning has arrived.

Whiling Away the Hours of the Morning

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There is so much to love about this area in autumn. The sun is just starting to peek up over the red and gold trees, but it’s still cold enough to need a coat walking out to the car. I have read that it’s better for the turbo boost on my engine to run for a few minutes before I drive, anyway, so I use remote start to get things heated before I get in. That way, I don’t have to go through the rigamarole of getting dressed in the morning, which takes a lot more layers if you are planning to wait at the bus stop.

I had to go to Dunkin to get my macchiato, orange juice, and a bottle of water. This time, I got toasted almond flavoring, which turned out to be sort of marzipan-ish. It was very good, but I don’t think it will replace vanilla in the rotation.

I don’t know, though…. Marzipan is delicious.

Getting out into the early morning air is important to me. I leave the house before the sun is even up. It makes me feel productive to go to bed early and wake up before the rest of the world gets started.

It is in the early morning that I feel the urge to sit quietly at my keyboard, talking to no one in particular, but knowing that the regulars will check in. Hi Aparna. Hi John.

Et cetera.

The gang’s all here.

Or, they will be. I have learned over time when most people read, and it’s during their work day. My stats dip on the weekend and go back up as everyone slacks off at work to the rhythm of my “voice.”

Speaking of which, WordPress really needs to add AI to read entries to you. Medium does it. Catch up, WordPress.

I just don’t have the energy to record my own audio because the entries took a lot out of me when I wrote them. I cry and sigh and make a mess of myself trying to create MP3s of my entries.

I don’t think that Aada realizes how much her love sits with me all day because it’s here in my work. That I cannot not cry when I read our entries aloud because verbalizing it makes it real. Tears spill where I only felt a little pain before. So I don’t verbalize what I’m feeling often. Writing creates a wall where I can look at emotional landmines without exploding them.

It’s like being able to see an aerial view of my emotions, mapping them so that I can comprehend what I am feeling. Because I write it down, everyone else knows what I’m thinking and feeling, too. This is both positive and negative.

I do not expect myself to be happy when someone else hurts me, nor am I trying to punish anyone by having a voice. Other people’s stories are all true, too, based on their experiences. I am not taking anything away from anyone else by saying what I think is true, because differences of opinion exist.

For instance, Aada’s story with me would be so different than what I’ve written here, because she has always thought more highly of me than she has let on and chastised me for writing anything negative about our relationship. What I missed in all of this was her saying “I love you more than you think I do.”

Everyone loves me more than I think they do, because I take the negative things people say home with me. This is not an isolated problem, and one I get coming off of Aada, too. Neither one of us can believe that the other loves us, so we start from that proposition and it always loses.

What would it really look like if we both stood up and accepted that we were loved? That we were safe? That we protect each other, look out for the other? That nothing could have gotten between us except a lie, and that’s over now. The truth is all out on the table.

I am not proud of how I reacted to finding out that Aada lied, but I’m astonished at the amount of work I’m willing to do to get this relationship healthy again. We were in a very good place, and it is one that I’m eager to get back to, a drop of trust at a time.

But in order to grow as a person and not repeat the mistakes of the past, I have to be intentional about cultivating other relationships as well. Tiina and Aada have a lot in common and would like each other, and actually I invited Aada to go with me the first time I went out to Tiina’s and she was busy, then our relationship blew up.

I want to show Aada Tiina’s farm, because she would enjoy all of Tiina’s oddball surprises about the the house. My favorite was her Anthony Fauci doll.

It would be my pleasure to be a connector, bringing more love into Aada’s life instead of less.

I am certain that I do not want to be a disrupter anymore, and I am learning how I have been that in the past. How I need to manage myself better because I know I’m a tornado. That comes with therapy and time.

This blog feels like taking myself to the woodshed, admitting all my flaws and failures to hold myself accountable. I do not know where punishment comes into the mix for other people, but what I do know is that people read with confirmation bias. They are looking for evidence to back up what they already think.

So, if Aada is reading looking for evidence that she’s a terrible person, she’s going to find it because she looked so hard. If she read for evidence that she was wonderful, I know she would find it because it’s been there in black and white for 12 years. Hers is the only photo in my “Favorites” album on my phone.

I asked her to do me a favor, just turn the camera around and snap, that I hadn’t seen her face in a while.

So help me it was the most beautiful photograph of anyone I have ever seen and she was apologetic because she thought she had bedhead.

I would prove to you how beautiful she is except I value my head where it is.

There are limits to Aada’s generosity with my writing, to be clear.

Sufficed to say, she’s gorgeous and if I could I would show her off. I think she needs to know how proud I am of her just for being her, that I do value her opinion and want her in my life. If the message wasn’t clear before, it should be now. There’s nothing I won’t get over eventually.

She can be a scary motherfucker, though, and she wants you to know it.

When she does that shit, I picture her as a little girl.

It’s how I hold on for dear life in this relationship. I can’t picture the power suit when I’m afraid of it, so I picture the kindergartner instead.

“Suits and crap for work” are my Aada action figure, but when she uses that power against me, all of the sudden, in my head, I’m taller than she is by a wide margin.

“Say that again, pigtails.”

It’s a coping mechanism, and one that works well because she’s not the only person I picture as a child when I interact with them. It is also not a way of feeling superior to anyone else, because I am not making myself the adult in the situation and infantilizing them. I am relating to my own inner third grader. I am trying to see us as equals when we are most definitely not.

It keeps me from feeling bullied by people who need that power suit facade.

I have spoken truth to power more than I’ll ever know, because my words have created a ripple effect that reaches from rich to poor, public to private, cis to trans, gay to straight. I have rattled people all over the world without realizing it. It’s an enormous responsibility to have a blog, and one I’m not sure I’m so good at…. I’m just confident that the words I have to say are at least good enough to be a record of how we lived in the 21st century, weaving in plots and characters that are interesting because that’s just how my life is- interesting.

I came to DC for a story, and ended up in Baltimore with a better one.

I’m neurodivergent, and I’m always going to need support. This city can give it to me in a way that others can’t, because there’s already an infrastructure for high IQ/low needs autism, as well as all the mental health issues that invariably come with it.

A guy outside just played “Shave and a Haircut” on his car horn. He does it every morning, and it drives me insane. It’s too early for that nonsense.

The thing is that I need more local friends who are also high IQ/low needs. I am making them through my Cognitive Behavioral Health group, but I haven’t made friends who have actually been to my house. I need to change this, because some of the people in my group don’t live very far. Squad and Rook even go to my gym.

Oh, the gym. I need to get back into the swing of things, but I need to wash my gym clothes first. That will happen later today, because I’m feeling a long walk coming on. I need to zone out to a podcast and let my legs burn. It’s one of those things where I know I’ll feel better once I do it, but getting the inertia up to do it takes time. Because of course it’s more complicated than just driving over there. I have steps to do first.

I wish I could get back to the place in my life where inviting Aada to Tiina’s wasn’t weird, and neither was the idea that she’d actually show up.

Shutting Down

~ Leslie Lanagan ~ Leave a comment

Meltdown and burnout are common of the neurodivergent experience. It is generally worse with autism than ADHD, but I have both so it’s hard to tell why my executive dysfunction sucks. Why my demand avoidance is legendary. Why I sit alone most of the time rather than reaching out, because inviting anyone into my little world is intimidating.

I often feel like I cannot do it, and have put too much faith in Aada eventually getting over her anger because I’ve already opened up to her and vice versa. Onboarding a new person can be exhausting, but luckily Tiina has been accepting of all of my weird.

I’m still sorry I didn’t stay longer and help put up the chandeliers on Saturday, but I was really far out in the Virginia hills and terrified of driving them at night for the first time. I noticed the lack of street lamps and I’m sure that my brights would have been fine, but I didn’t want to chance it.

Driving by myself and driving with a companion are different. When I’m driving by myself, I prefer daytime, especially now that I have good sunglasses.

Having several friends starts with having one friend. I met Tiina’s husband, Brian, and the one progeny I didn’t meet on Tiina’s road trip through Baltimore. It means a lot to me that she’s willing to come up here, and loved the restaurant I chose for us.

I got along just as well with Brian, and I can see the three of us having a lot of fun doing nothing in the future.

It’s not about replacing one friend with another and calling it good. It’s slowly cultivating a network. I am not satisfied with having one relatively local friend. It’s that opening up to her is giving me the strength to open up to others.

I don’t know that there’s any way to go back in time, and preparing for all eventualities is preparing for the fact that Aada’s clock will not reset in several months and want to try our relationship again. Past behavior is indicative of the future, and I’m tired of trying to discern whether she really means she’s leaving or not.

I am just thinking about the future, and what I really want. The pain of not getting what I want is legendary, and I blame no one else for it. Especially because I’m a blogger, I don’t have to remember what I did that was offensive enough to drive people away. I wrote it all down.

I am not doing well with the fact that Aada sees my blog as punishment and blame, not me working through our issues. She portrayed herself as a Christ figure, but so did my mother. I’m used to it.

But no, I’m not, because when I get feedback like that I go into burnout and start ruminating on what a terrible person I am for being a writer.

I notice that when people use Christ allegories to describe themselves, it’s only when they feel betrayed. They do not notice the ways I have made them immortally kind and benevolent. That I have literally exclaimed my surprise that the Jesus character in my life turned out to be a cis straight woman.

Because Aada feels lines like that are suspect, I retreat into myself because I have run out of words. There are only so many ways I can say “I’m sorry” and “I’ll change.” She accuses me of using my blog as a weapon, I say I’d rather write novels, anyway. I can compromise. What I cannot do is read minds and anticipate other people’s reactions.

It’s when blogging becomes too much, because those are people’s real expectations of me. That I should have written something like it went in their heads. That I have purposefully left something out when I just didn’t think of it and the like.

I’m a one-man shop, left to my own devices. I’m going to make mistakes, and big ones. But they are consequences I saw from the very beginning, save one. I never thought I’d have to find out what I would do if Aada lied to me, and I found out she lied at the worst possible time.

I needed her to be brave and invite me for coffee, in retrospect, because I didn’t need to be anywhere close to a keyboard. My rage caused me to miss something I should not have missed because I was moving too fast. I am sure that I have caused a lot of IT guys a lot of headaches over the years, and for that, I am sorry.

Turning the judgment on myself, I’m not feeling so hot. I have caused damage to someone else and I cannot take it back, nor can I change it into something positive without an invitation.

I am still stuck on forever and for now, the thing that makes me spin out more than anything else. What does she actually mean, and why does it matter?

Because neurodivergent people don’t make friends easily.

I left my coat at Tiina’s, so I drove out there this morning and we had lunch together, then I turned around and drove back to hopefully avoid traffic. No dice, it was terrible. I should have asked Tiina if I could just stay til the traffic died down… but again, Virginia hills in the dark. No street lights. Not my vibe.

I was excited to have another road trip during the day, though. I love watching my gas mileage get better and better. I didn’t have time to go by Ford and drop off the car, so the “Check Engine” light is here to stay, at least for a few more days. I can drop it off Thursday after group, and then I don’t have to have it back until the next Thursday…. to go to group.

I’m getting back into the rhythm of Baltimore after being in Houston for so long, with the change that getting a car has made. Transitions are faster, and private because I’m not carrying passengers. With Apple CarPlay, I can talk and text safely using voice commands, but I don’t do that often. Today I listened to the WAMU livestream on the way down, and Crime Junkies on the way up.

That allowed me to check out the CarPlay app for Amazon Music, and as it turns out, I like it a lot. There are a surprising amount of apps I can use in my car for audio, and I’m determined to try every one. I got the WAMU livestream from TuneIn Radio, a couple days ago I listened to the new Taylor Swift (good, but not earth shattering) on Apple Music, and iHeart radio comedy stream is first up for tomorrow.

I have a Zoom group at 11:15, but I will be up early and gone for coffee long before then so I have time to relax and be leisurely about drinking my bathtub-sized macchiato.

Well, it seems like that, anyway.

Oh, The Places We’ll Go

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When I think about Aada these days, I don’t think about rehashing all that we’ve been through. I’ve written so much that if I need to look back, I can go there, but I have no need. I think about her when I think of traveling in my future, because she’s the one I’d like to bring on some of my adventures. And in fact, she has been invited on every single one, from Viet Nam to Virginia. I want to take her to see the world, not punish her.

I see me renting an apartment in Helsinki and inviting Aada for a few days, maybe driving up to Tampere to see Moomin World. I see me moving back to Portland and driving her down to Coos Bay, the original road trip we were going to take when I lived in Oregon before. I’m here to take her where she wants to go. #drivingmissaada

Never mind that I’d be safer with her driving. She can put her life into her own hands if she chooses.

I don’t know that I’ll ever have the chance to build up that much trust with her, but I would like to if the stars aligned. I’d like to show Aada that her perceptions of me are off, that I’m not my writer personality. I’d like to see if she’s the same way. Surely she is not as prickly in person as she is over the internet.

We have each reacted like we’re trying to hug a cactus.

I want to take all my spikes down, clarifying all I’ve written so that things will smooth over between us. This smoothing over is not to ignore anything that happened, but to give it air. To give each other grace. To start the neurons healing.

In order fora relationship to have new growth, you have to allow for it.

All of Aada’s scare tactics don’t work on me anymore, because she’s revealed herself to me too many times for me to be afraid. Even this last go ’round, where she meant to leave my toes curled, didn’t last long. I just attributed her need to get back at me to her own insecurities, which are large. She cannot have a conversation where she’s open with me, because she cannot trust me. She has to intimidate me instead. Her biggest problem with me is that I am not intimidated.

I am one of the few people that can go toe to toe with her intellectually, so her usual games and manipulations don’t work. I have cut through a lot of bullshit in this relationship and it has served both of us well. I have gotten to the heart of the matter quickly and been thanked for not taking the stonewalling, being brave enough to call her out on the carpet.

She knew that her lies would cost her, which is why it took her 12 years to admit to me that she lied.

But I’m not intent on making her pay for those lies forever. I don’t have the energy, and never did. Once I wrote about it, the anger was gone. I was ready to move on.

I want to take her to walk the Bible with me, because she’d have so many interesting tidbits about what happened where.

I want to take her to Galveston, so we can walk the beaches I walked when I was a child.

I want a new relationship between us to sing, because the last one moaned in pain a lot of the time.

I would like to have a meal together, even if it’s just dino nuggets. You’d be surprised at how much common ground can be accomplished just by breaking bread.

Especially when I’ve fallen on my face.

Because Aada does not trust me, she cannot see but half the story. She only sees the part where I’m angry, not the part where I’ve worked through it because I wrote about it. Old news is old news. It is not surprising to me that Aada went through and catalogued all the things she didn’t like and called the things she did “suspect.”

None of the things I say are suspect, they are my real thought processes. If I say something positive, I mean it. If I say something negative, I mean it. But no thing is true all the time as a situation progresses and changes.

I think of taking Aada to Ottawa, because I have always been impressed by the French Gothic cathedral architecture of Parliament, and the cats. I doubt I’d be showing her anything she hasn’t seen, but she hasn’t seen my version of Ottawa yet. 🙂

I have all of these dreams that have nothing to do with our present situation because I’m so eager to let it go and think of something happier. I want to be a part of making Aada’s dreams come true, and for her to be a part of making mine come true, too. And in fact, a lot of the time her dreams have been more important to me than mine.

I have talked a lot of shit about being in love with this woman, and I’ve failed her more than I haven’t. I am eager to do better, be better. She is a yellow string in polyamory, emotional support and not romance, and that string cannot be cut for love or money. It just can’t. I have tried. If Aada never picks up her end, it will be dormant but not gone.

I think she does pick up her end, often, and that this is just as hard on her as it is on me. She didn’t want me to make our relationship unstable, and I did. I have not made this relationship easy on her because I’m a public figure and she’s not. Thus, why I’d be excited to work on books with her rather than blogging- it would take the “public figure” thing out of the mix. I don’t look at it as giving my blog up for Aada, but growing as a writer into something different.

It was all my idea, because I knew I would not regret it. That relaxing into the easier pace of having an editor and not having a daily deadline would be better for me in the long run, anyway.

One day, if this site disappears, you’ll know I have a multimillion dollar book deal in the works.

I want to take Aada with me to Portland, because I want to show her my old stomping grounds. We could eat at Hopworks, and I could drive her around to the Big Yellow House, and the apartment Dana and I shared across the street.

I’d like to drive Aada home, and meet the family I haven’t after all these years. Aada says that her husband knows about me, and I don’t doubt that. But knowing about me and knowing me are two different things. Just like people who know Aada are different than people who just read my web site and get an impression.

I know the impression that strangers get of Aada due to my web site is different than what she gets when she reads, because my readers don’t weight the positive and negative.

They have been with me through all the explanations that Aada and I met virtually, so butterfly feelings came up for me that didn’t come up for her. I unfortunately fell for a straight girl incapable of returning those feelings, but I cannot undo it. She’s happily married and I am happy for her. I’m not bitter and jealous, because I do not want more than Aada can give. I send her husband good thoughts all the time, like “take care of her or so help me God.” 😉

No, seriously. I send her husband good thoughts because I am better for it. I want him to be the best partner for her because I want what she wants. Saying that I love her if and only if she changes to be what I want her to be is not love.

I have always called myself the Lord John Grey of our relationship, because she reminds me so much of Jamie Fraser in Outlander.

John struggled his whole life with being in love with Jamie, but he never let it stop him from being a good friend.

I could have learned a lot more from Lord John Grey had I been paying attention, but I wasn’t. I’ll have to go back and read the entire series again.

I want to take Aada to the Outer Banks of North Carolina, because she knows the area intimately and can show me all the good places to go.

I feel that I should say Aada’s husband is invited on every trip I ever invite her on in perpetuity, because I am not trying to get her alone. I am trying to include her, and including her means including her whole famn damily. I would even trust either of them to drive my car and just ride in the back.

I only want alone time with her if she wants alone time with me. There are many conversations we could have behind closed doors that would be enlightening, but I think that we’ve enlightened each other enough and it’s time to go back and do surface level things to bring each other into the fold.

If you always do what you always did, you always get what you always got.

I’d like to take Aada to Hawaii, because I’ve never been and think it would be the perfect vacation for us. That’s because there’s hiking and biking and mountain climbing, or we can just be bums on the beach and do nothing. I don’t know if Aada is a thrill seeker or a beach bum, so I am covering all eventualities.

But it’s things like not knowing whether she’s a beach bum or a thrill seeker that would be fun to know, and the kind of thing you don’t get to know if you’re only friends over the internet. As far as I can tell, though, I’m 12 years younger with a quarter of the energy and I need to keep up.

I wish I could take her with me to pick out my dog, because it’s an errand that would mean a lot to her. She’s a dog person and would love to see me happy with one. In fact, getting a dog was the first thing she mentioned when I said I lived in Baltimore now.

Well, she actually said I needed a dog and a gun, but I have a very good reason for not getting a gun. I don’t want to.

She can have a gun if she needs it to feel comfortable staying over, but I’m not a gun person and I don’t live in a very dangerous neighborhood, anyway. Baltimore gets a bad rap because people view it as violent but then you get here and it’s just a neurodivergent jumble of weird.

Baltimore is off the chain if you’re neurodivergent because you’ll find community in a hot minute. DC is the same way, and has the highest number of LGBTQIA people in the country according to the last census in which such data was taken.

So I’d like to take Aada to Baltimore and show her all the quirky weird she missed in thinking “that place is…. Not safe.”

And yes, my apartment is big enough that she and whomever she wants to bring can crash with me.

I am all about being different in the future, because the past was closed off.

I would like for Aada to meet my dad and sister as much as I would like to meet her husband. Being each other’s emotional support doesn’t go one way. I would like her to see into my real life as well.

I have always trusted her judgment on the people I date, and it would be fun to actually introduce them to Aada vs. describing them when I got home. And in fact, there’s this funny scene in my head playing where Aada and her husband sit me down and say, “we don’t like this one.”

Bye. I’ll miss you.

I think Aada was pleased when she asked why I was dating men and I told her that I was kind of over women because I already had my hands full between her & Bryn.

I would like Aada to meet Bryn in the worst way possible, because they are two peas in a pod. The dog trainer and the dog lover would bond instantaneously, and there’s a few other things that would tie them as well, I think, outside of me.

I have shortchanged myself in this relationship from the beginning because I focused too much on my own inner turmoil and not the turmoil I was creating in others. That’s why I want my sunset years to be filled with relaxation, travel, friends, and family.

I would like to be more of a travel writer, and I can only think of one companion I could tolerate.

If things are different in the future, the way I want them to be.

Turning the Judgment on Myself, Part II

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Aada asked me if I ever turned the judgment on myself, and I’m still pondering it after a week. That’s what I do. I think about what she has said and reflect on it. I am so full of flaws and failures that I really don’t know where to start, but I don’t think there’s a single thing I haven’t copped to on this web site. I have copped to a lot of a things, leaving nothing out, because I want people to see that I am also fallible. That my blog is a manual on What Not to Do.

So far.

Things are looking up because I’m making progress in my Cognitive Behavioral Health group and accepted that I am disabled. There are certain things that I cannot do that I used to, such as social masking my way through an event. I get anxious in crowds more and more as I age, and I judge myself harshly; not getting out of the house is to my disadvantage. Buying a car has been the most practical solution to getting me out and about, because it’s so much easier a proposition than getting myself to the bus.

I just often come across as a judgmental dickhead and know-it-all because I remember things and write them down. It is simply amazing how many people have come back and read my entries about them after years away from my blog, surprised at how much I’ve learned.

It makes me roll my eyes, because the fact that I remembered something small becomes precious. Yes, I leave breadcrumbs, but it comes from a good place. I try to leave them out when people don’t want to be identified, but I’m not always that good a writer. I am thinking about the art of craft, not focusing on other people’s reactions. It’s the only reason I have enough chutzpah to hit “post.”

It’s what you do when you’re willing to take arrows over your own opinion, but I finally isolated my last friend… Or I thought I did. Turns out I have plenty and they thought I was rejecting them because I was always remote.

I have been letting Aada live rent free in my head for 12 years, when it was good and when it was problematic on both sides of the equation. Judging myself means acknowledging that I didn’t compartmentalize well so that I wouldn’t isolate myself from my other friends.

Through all of this, I have never made a single “you made me” statement because I am not that emotionally crippled. I understand that my reaction is my reaction. That, too, comes across as lack of empathy because I believe that my opinion is equal to yours and I will accept responsibility for my part. She didn’t make me do anything; I volunteered.

She says that she knows I went through a lot, too… But she’s very wrong when she says I must be happy about her strife because of it. I have never said that and would never in a million years. I put her in a bad spot because I thought she was alone in knowing what she knew. She put me in a bad spot because she tanked a relationship of mine, watched the fallout, and really didn’t care.

We could have worked together to make our story peaceful, but we decided to fight each other instead.

I berate myself for every time it happened, because I couldn’t fake being neurotypical over the internet. I couldn’t just do small talk and make her laugh all the time. I had to dive deep into our issues, so that she felt like “every day was therapy day.” That wasn’t my intention, either. I was trying to move our relationship forward, to make it peaceful. She was avoidant and tight-lipped, fighting me on so much until recently.

That’s the part that lives in my heart to this day. She regrets that she ever told me anything, and feels like she’s paying a penance for our friendship. I feel the same way, and enlightenment could be achieved. It’s the saddest thing ever that the trust is gone on both sides, but trust is not impossible to rebuild. It’s just only possible if both people want it.

I have a habit of not being able to let go of people. I’m still thinking about Patty and Selma. It’s only been a decade.

If I was weird to you once, I’ll think about it forever.

This is also to my detriment because I cannot seem to turn off the echologia. My stream of consciousness fills the page for better or for worse, for boring or for interesting, etc. Being autistic isn’t an excuse to be an asshole, so I definitely need to work on my communication skills. But as an INFJ I’m always going to be interested in helping people find the best version of themselves, and relentlessly dedicated to self reflection. I have chosen to be a blogger, regretting when it goes into the repetitive nature and flow of the ’tism.

But it is this ability to start at one place and end at another that keeps people coming. I don’t link to much so that people don’t lose interest halfway through. I repeat things not only because I have echologia, but because I get new readers every day. Echologia works in my favor because you can jump in at any time and be caught up.

I am sure that Aada wants me to see that my blog has destroyed all my personal relationships because I’m the common denominator. Yet, when I walk away from writing, the same people that criticized me are the people who wonder why I don’t write anymore.

For Clever Title Goes Here, my last blog, I ran because I didn’t have the guts to hit post, even when it was locked down to seven readers. It was more popular than this blog, probably because I was younger and doing more things.

Aging has done a number on my social masks, where my compensatory skills are completely lacking. Finding other autistic friends who have known me forever has been both amazing and scary. I know what my deficits are, and they are large. I need therapy to deal with my uncertain future, because disabled people, especially to those who cannot see your illness, are freeloaders on the government when they need the most help.

There’s no such thing as needing support in this country if the president is holding SNAP hostage. Lots of my friends are going to go hungry if this isn’t fixed. Those are the type problems I should be focused on, when I’m seemingly obsessed with myself.

My grandmother died of Alzheimer’s, which fuels my need to make memories because I do not know if that will happen to me. I also want what really happened, not some facsimile thereof.

Wait. I just realized that this blog is full of lies if you know where to look for them, because everything I thought I knew changed several times.

New shit has come to light.

Did I really think I could get away without damage in separating from Aada? No, I didn’t. And I didn’t pretend I was fine when she saw herself out. We don’t talk enough about how painful it is when a friendship ends, because we have rituals for everything else. In a way, this blog is where I burn the sins of the past, because yesterday’s news is yesterday’s news.

I am striving to be a better person, not walking away from this relationship without saying up front that I haven’t learned more from anyone else. That the positive things I say are not clues in a game, but reflective of the reality that love is complicated and so are people. At least if it’s anything serious, and she treated me like a sibling when she was feeling good about our relationship.

I cannot believe that I am being saddled with the reality that she thinks I set out to do anything. That judgment of myself means accepting that I have done all the things she said I did when she didn’t ask me any questions about what I wrote. She has in the past, and what she understood was *wildly* different than what I actually said. Why would this not be the same? Because she read a story that wasn’t true, and thought that I really believed it.

It would have been true if she hadn’t lied.

This is the crux of the problem. I feel like she discredited me as a writer and messed up a professional relationship I needed. Neither of those things could be forgiven easily, and I didn’t respond well.

I know I didn’t, turning the judgment on myself.

What else is there to blog about except the mistakes I’ve made? Acting like other people are responsible for my feelings is insane, and I don’t. I express my needs, and walk away when necessary. I probably come across as arrogant in conflict because I’m not deferential to anyone. I treat janitors like I treat CEOs, meeting them toe to toe and being kind, but not polite.

I don’t mean to come across this way, it’s just my nature- kind of like House, kind of like Sherlock Holmes.

I had to accept that I’m different, and that’s the hardest part of all of this. Being different is not better. I was born into a fantastic career that I couldn’t see once I came out, despite people telling me I should go for it. I couldn’t follow in my father’s footsteps and be ordained by the Methodists, so I learned not to care.

I think that I would have been wonderful and terrible at being a pastor. I couldn’t have known how my illness would progress and make me feel like I was unfit for it. They say God calls the most unlikely people, but I have my doubts as to whether this is actually wise.

I think that Aada has given me a lot of ableist bullshit over the years because neither one of us knew it was ableist. I couldn’t say “it’s the ’tism,” because I didn’t identify that I had it until I was 45. The criteria had changed since I was a kid, so both autism and ADHD fit like a glove when I was trying to identify my weird.

My interests are too varied to be all autistic, and my ADHD shows up in my disorganization. My deficits are too large for ADHD alone. It also comes with the territory- so much crossover between cerebral palsy and autism.

I have been trying to discover how my brain works, calling myself out on bad behavior when I knew I needed it. Aada was not fond of it when I called her out, but she was not into me expressing emotional need. I’m sure that’s because I was often deaf to her needs as well.

I think that we have a beautiful story together, but it has been made impossible, because she thinks I don’t judge myself, and in my head I never turn it off. There’s a committee in my head telling me how much I suck, and it doesn’t let go easily. I do not know how to tell someone that doesn’t want to listen that I punish myself all the time, and it is relentless. We are both fighting a battle the other knows nothing about, because she was polite and I was kind.

Kind means telling the person what’s bothering you instead of keeping it bottled and saying everything is fine so as not to rock the boat. I’m not very good at that. I mean, I am with people who don’t bond with me deeply, but if there’s never been any small talk, I’m not going to go back to it.

I cannot put toothpaste back in a tube, my life has been irrevocably changed, and I am sitting alone at my own hand. There are reasons for it, mostly because I didn’t want anyone to tell me what to write and when.

Aada was the one that cheered it on, making me into a better writer every day because I wanted to send her letters on which she could chew. When I was writing to her, I was no longer writing about her. This blog went dead to my detriment, because being in her world was better than being in mine. I just couldn’t talk about specifics, so I talked about anxiety instead.

I keep hoping that someone will intervene on my behalf with Aada and explain my point of view, but I don’t think that anyone shares it. I think that they look at my disabilities and don’t see past them, because they’re not willing to work with me to get past them. But they read.

Some of them have even met me in person.

I’m feeling a bit sad today, which is why my energy is low and I’m feeling bad about myself. That’s when I crawl into myself and think about Aada the most, because the only thing I want is to be the better person I turned into when I met her, then crashed and burned. I don’t want to do that anymore. I’m too old.

My friendship with Tiina is going slow, just getting to know each other through lighthearted conversation. I need it so much after the roller coaster of emotions with Aada. Slowing down was exactly what we needed, and I couldn’t slow down with her, so I’m slowing down without her.

As much as that sucks.

The common denominator has always been how much am I willing to give up to have a voice? The answer, so far, has been everything I hold dear and more…. Because the same people who hate my writing love it. They embrace it as long as they’re not in it, because I’m good at writing about everyone except them.

I do better when I have more context clues, the main reason I’m sad I’ve never seen the laugh lines on Aada’s face in person. I miss social cues over the internet and she has never given me the chance to learn hers. Therefore, I’m off in left field when I’m writing and cannot reflect her accurately. She has blamed me many times for that, even when I’ve been willing to fix the problem. I cannot move if she doesn’t.

She works on fear and intimidation, so every time I’ve written anything she didn’t like I’ve been ripped a new one. The intimidation part works too well when she doesn’t need it. Her defenses are amped up, not mine.

This relationship has been pure torture on my psyche at times, true and impossible friendship at others. It is not Aada’s fault that she cannot meet my needs, but it’s not my job not to say it. My feelings are my feelings, and I am the author of my own narrative when it’s my story.

Or at least, that’s how it should be. People’s emotions get involved, which is why I don’t get involved in other people’s lives easily. I am built to walk the world as a loner, because I’ve been that way since birth. I was quiet and soaked up information, everyone tending to my needs because I couldn’t tend to them myself. I walked very late. I stumbled often. I still stumble often. Living in my body is not the best decision ever, but I don’t get a choice.

I have to deal with the problems in front of me so that they don’t dog me forever. I am trying my best, but it is slow going. I tend to reflect for a longer time than necessary, but no one is expendable to me. It takes time to get someone out of your system especially when the clock keeps resetting itself.

I feel like I should rattle on about something else… Maybe how Pepsi saved me from nausea this morning. Cola syrup really works, and I wouldn’t have had any if my order hadn’t been screwed up by Uber Eats. So, a bad thing quickly became a good thing as I was able to keep breakfast down. My medication really does make me more nauseous than I can tolerate, so maybe it’s time to either back down on the dosage or switch to something else.

Turning judgement on myself reminds me to manage my mental illness instead of letting it manage me. I need to put away thoughts of Aada even when I feel like I can’t. It’s the only thing that will move me forward, because you cannot help anyone across the river that’s determined not to go.

Stumbling Out of Bed for a Cup of Ambition

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I went to get coffee in my sweats, hair in full-on bedhead mode. I think I frightened little children…. Or no one noticed me. It’s Baltimore. People are weird. Get over it.

I got a cup of flavored coffee, hazelnut, and just put in some plain creamer. I love, LOVE Royal Farms because they brew by the cup and there’s no urns of coffee that have been sitting there since June (seemingly). They get the award for best gas station coffee by a mile, and to add some good calories, I got some orange juice as well.

The one other thing I was going to do was fill my car up with gasoline, but the Royal Farms I was directed to was only a convenience store.

I didn’t go to Dunkin because I’ve had the same thing in a row for several days. Their macchiatos are so good, but I’m a little tired of them. I had to switch up my game. But coffee and orange juice at a gas station were the same price as one macchiato at Dunkin, granted it’s a large.

And for some reason, vegan macchiatos taste better to me. I get oat milk even though I am not a vegan. I just like vegan food. I’m one of those omnivores that will eat anything you put in front of me, and I have found vegan favorites over the years.

I can even make vegan macaroni and cheese that might make you cry. It’s all about learning the right substitutions.

But no food means as much to me as coffee does, which is why I’m generally not hungry until very late in the morning. The coffee and cream is enough until brunch.

Brunch is usually something fast, and if I go out it’s just an Egg McMuffin. If I stay in, it’s eggs, toast, and bacon. It seems like a lot of food, but I would rather eat a lot early and have a simple dinner… If I remember to eat dinner, that is.

It’s the ’tism.

Or the ADHD.

Who knows?

What I’m saying is that I’m rarely hungry so I pack in calories where I can. The coffee is certainly helping me to put on a little weight, but I needed it. I look more like an adult now.

Well, that’s debatable. I do an impression of an adult on some days, and that’s my best offer.

I’m still thinking about driving through the hills of Virginia, and how Tiina said that houses were relatively cheap out there. I’m not sure that I would want to live that far from DC, but I would like to settle down somewhere.

It matters to me to have friends close by, but I’m not sure if they’re going to stay or not. Tiina and her family moving would leave me pretty isolated, so going to visit is good enough for now. I think I have problems making friends in the city, but it would be harder if I never saw anyone.

Well, my life wouldn’t change a whole lot since most of the day I’m writing or playing on the Internet in some capacity. One of my friends works for USG and they post landscapes when they’re having a bad day because posting a dumpster fire is frowned upon in this establishment.

So, I check in on my friends with lavender fields.

I worry that I’d get in trouble with Aada for moving back to Virginia, because it’s ridiculous and that’s how I roll. I could live next door to her and I’d never see her. And of course she would say it doesn’t matter and it’s fine while she was seething inside. That’s how she rolls, but that’s not punishment. That’s just saying she’s a people pleaser and I’m not.

I have the unfortunate task of writing down what most people miss, because I don’t mean to catch what other people miss in a way that is negative. It’s all portraits of my day and sometimes I get angry, sometimes I am full of joy. No two entries represent the same emotions because the pendulum swings wide with all my mental health issues.

I am certain that my mental health issues are going to be a large part of whether Aada comes back to me or not, because I think she does feel sympathy and empathy for my plight, but she cannot see it because she thinks I am rejecting her. I was not happy with the way our relationship ended, but none of that was about blame. Saying I’m unhappy about something doesn’t mean it’s your fault. It means the situation sucks.

Aada, in my heart and mind, thinks that people are out to get her most of the time. It’s a paranoia she cannot shake, and I could not participate because it required me to be locked down and silent most of the time. One of my friends caught her in a lie, and our relationship tumbled apart.

She says that the damage to her is incalculable, but I think we’re even.

She told me she wondered why she was responsible for my mental health. She’s not. She just slowly isolated me from every single one of my friends including my wife. Who does that leave?

None of this is about blame. That’s what happened.

I take issue with freezing me out because I have caused unforeseen “damage.” It is not my issue to be responsible for someone else’s reading comprehension.

That is also a universal problem that has very little to do with her because all my friends have tangled with me over my writing at one time or another except Bryn, because she could care less what I say about her. She likes having the mirror held up, but most people don’t.

The hardest part of this entire story is deciding what’s mine and what’s hers to keep. Where does Aada end and I begin? I could not explain our fast bond without explaining everything else.

I could not forgive her for a lie without working through it.

I could not put down the problem unless I understood it, and I still don’t.

She said that she’d never read again and was back three days later. I don’t know what it is about us, but we flatten each other with prose and both take the negative home with us. I know that Aada believes I am a wonderful writer, but I’m constantly stuck on “incalculable damage,” and “excruciating and debilitating.” Never mind that she also said our journey had been brilliant and beautiful. Rejection sensitivity dysphoria goes both ways.

I wish we could go back to the days where we talked easily, because I’m ready for the drama to calm down. It might even be better for me to move on and break our connection, but I don’t think so. The best indication of future behavior is the past, and Aada has never been out of touch for more than a few months at a time.

In short, I’m sure I’ve done enough that she’ll think twice about coming back, but I need her to think three times. I need her to acknowledge that these pages won’t mean anything until it’s been 10 years. She has to read them without thinking about what happened as happening to her.

She need to go back and pick up the positive, because the negative doesn’t stand out so much when you’re not hot under the collar.

It can’t be never, because never is not three days.

And that’s why it’s so hard not to turn this issue over and over in my head. I want her back, but in a different capacity. I don’t think that we can get healthy by taking potshots at each other over the internet. I know that my anger has melted and I just want to move on from this problem and take up some joy.

I’m sure that there will be other problems down the road, but they’ll be easier with two brains on them.

And maybe I’m just psychotic to believe that this relationship could be real after so many years of being virtual. What I know is that regardless of what she does, there’s not a way that my love for her stops. I get over things, and quickly, because I write about them.

She said, “I don’t know how anyone could read about themselves without skin crawling revulsion,” and my heart broke because it really shows me how low her self esteem has gone because she was reading my writing after she told me to get out of her life.

None of that writing was meant for her, because I needed the space to get angry and grieve. I have gone through every stage, even bargaining, because I would rather work on books with her than write blog entries every day. In order to get something different, I will have to be different as well.

“If you always do what you always did, you always get what you always got.”

I have gone back to feeling safe with her after forgiving some really hard stuff. You never want to see your friend doing anything that will actively hurt you, and she did. I could say the same about myself, because I am not innocent in hurting her- this time around or any other.

We could have had it all- safe passage all the way to the river with each other and our partners, but we’ve both retreated instead, choosing to leave enlightening each other out of the mix.

I am sure she died inside when she heard why I wrote what I wrote and when. But now that she knows, I’m hoping that she has more empathy for me and less anger at herself. I don’t want her to be angry at herself, I want her to work with me to provide me some options.

Like, skipping the part where she said she didn’t want the 479 blog entries that left nails in her palms.

Too much.

Because if she went back, she would find all the lines that say “I love you.”

I didn’t mean to punish anyone. I was hurt, with that caved in feeling in my chest. I must have missed a few things in there and I feel incredibly apologetic.

Aada understanding remorse doesn’t mean she’ll do anything about it. It matters that she feels her own, not mine. Because wanting to change things has to come from her, because I’m already on board.

I can’t help it that I said I was willing to do the work, no matter how hard it gets, and that person chooses to walk away. I cannot tell her that if our relationship had been happier, so would the blog. That writing is a comprehensive response to life and not all about her.

I have been responding to her only because she was The Friend. I didn’t have anyone else for a long time, mostly because I didn’t want it.

Will she see that part of it?

Only time will tell. Maybe Christmas.

Leslie Lanagan Presents: Bag Man

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Daily writing prompt
Name the most expensive personal item you’ve ever purchased (not your home or car).
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When I started my job at Marylhurst University, I realized I would need a satchel. I also wanted to mark the occasion by buying something that would last me the rest of my life. It was my intention to help a small maker, and I found a leather worker on Etsy that had some of the most beautiful bags I’d ever seen.

I chose a messenger bag that looks red or brown, depending on the light. I polish it with cordovan just to accent the red that’s already there. The only problem is that it tends to make my shoulder want to drop off when it’s full, so it’s perfect for carrying a few things, but torture to put my whole life in it.

It’s so beautiful it should go in a display, but after an hour I’m begging to put it down. So maybe I should put it in a display. It would look good with my autographed spy books.

Speaking of which, the funniest thing I’ve ever heard about collecting old spies’ books is that it’s like collecting baseball cards, you just never get a rookie year.

I had to change to a Reebok backpack, but I’m hoping that I can do something to soften up the leather. So far, the polishing has made it look nice, but it’s still stiff as a board.

Trying to look at the positive on this one, because the bag is absolutely the most expensive personal item I’ve ever bought. It was more than my last desktop by a large margin. I don’t regret spending the money in the slightest, because every time I look at the bag, I remember a time in my life I really loved.

It’s more how to look at it that presents a problem. Right now, it’s stuffed in a closet somewhere.

I’m sure that my dad has wondered why I don’t carry it, and now he has the answer. It hurts.

That’s because he’s the only one in my life that would remember when I bought it. He surprised me with a work GoFundMe so I could outfit my office. The bag was the biggest ticket item for the shower.

I’d never had a work shower before, and it was the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me.

Well, giving me life might count.

Replacing Sleep with Caffeine

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I have had a lot of caffeine in getting ready for my apartment to be inspected on Friday. They never showed up, so I will have to check in again with them on Monday. They apologized for the inconvenience, but I reserve the right to be perturbed that I thought my lease would be settled by now. Thank God I have time on Monday to go to the office and sit down with them. They don’t seem to do much if I’m not right on top of it. The reason I’m staying is that I don’t have the energy to move. It’s not that they did everything right.

They’ll have a chance to change gears with the new apartment, so I’m hoping for good things. If I do not get them, I can always move in a few months. This is just really bad timing to pack up everything. I am going home for the holidays on Thanksgiving and Christmas. Fitting a move in there is just silly.

I’m already drinking too much coffee trying to get everything done. It’s going to be hard enough to get movers to take my furniture to my new apartment, much less across town. But a move across campus is something I could manage by myself (I think). I will have to consult my counselor at Cognitive Behavioral Health and see what he recommends. Surely his other clients have had to move before, and I know he’s at least a sympathetic ear.

He’s the kind of person who takes action, and will step in with my apartment complex if he thinks I’m being taken advantage of or anything like that. It’s good to have someone in my corner that’s local, because my dad and sister definitely are, but they are not here. I’m sure it would be easier on them if I lived in Texas, but it’s not easier on my health insurance. I have to stay where the Medicaid expansion is.

I need to take some major sleeping pills when I get home tonight, making sure to sleep in tomorrow. I’ve been getting up so early that “having a lie-in” means 7:00 AM, not noon…. not that there’s anything wrong with sleeping until noon when I need it. I haven’t been sleeping deeply and I desperately need the rest.

Long, hot showers do a lot of restorative work, but they’re not everything.

I’m getting excited because it’s almost time to load up and go to Tiina’s farm. She’s not a morning person, so I promised her I wouldn’t arrive before 11:00. That means I need to leave here sometime around 9:00. I don’t know what the traffic is going to look like, but it doesn’t matter. It’s Saturday morning and the mood is lazy. When we get there is when we get there.

DC always has traffic even when it’s the weekend because of construction. I may be able to go around the city and miss it entirely, but I doubt it. The fastest way to Tiina’s will invariably involve getting on a freeway, and in DC, that means the odds of it being worked on are high on the weekends.

I wish I could get my car to drive me, and I practically can. Once I get on the freeway, I’ll set the adaptive cruise control and let the car do the work.

It really settled my mind seeing on the Progressive app that I’m rated four out of five stars as a driver. I know for certain I am not a five star driver, but I have also been too hard on myself.I can tell you from having ridden with many Uber drivers that I’m not that bad. So, apparently, if I tell you that I’m a bad driver, take it with a grain of salt. Apparently, I just have low self-esteem.

It’s coming up with the freedom of driving and the feeling I get when I walk out to my spotless car. Well, not spotless. I could use a car wash. But the inside is still fresh from being vacuumed and the leather smells good. I put on my sunglasses and just smile. It makes me feel so luxurious to have a nice car.

But notice I said “nice” and not “expensive.”

I am not sure that I could have gotten this good a quality of used car in Maryland because this car has never spent a winter up north. I’m not looking forward to that part of it, that my car’s undercarriage could get rusted out with the use of salt on the road when it ices. There are spray coatings you can get to protect against that kind of damage, so I need to do some research on how much it is. I would much rather keep putting money into this car than shopping for another one. Shopping for cars is something that you think will be fun and very quickly becomes overwhelming.

It’s now 5:30 PM, and I’m home from my friend Tiina’s. That’s her dog, McLaren, in the photo. He’s a French bulldog and the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. His favorite hobby is slobbering. 🙂

I would say that this was one of the best days I’ve had in DC since I got here in 2015. The drive from Maryland to Virginia was so beautiful I would have cried had I not been driving. The fall colors and the monuments were in full glory, and the Baltimore-Washington Parkway is just unmatched. Then, as I got deeper into Northern Virginia, there were more forests and hills to explore.

My check engine light in the Fusion came on again, because whatever they did to it at Ford to turn the light off before doesn’t work now. It’s throwing the same error it was before, that the inner fuel door isn’t sealing properly. I’m going to take it back on Monday or Tuesday if the fix I found on YouTube doesn’t work. It didn’t before, but I’ll try it again. You spray WD-40 on the fuel door and push a funnel through it until it reseals. If it’s a permanent problem, it might be expensive to fix, but I don’t think it’s OH MY GOD. Luckily, I have enough money not to sweat it. I’m trying to get my car completely stable before winter. Nothing is worse than when the car won’t start and you didn’t bring a jacket because “I don’t have to get out of the car.”

Mostly I want the light off because it sends my blood pressure into a tizzy, even though I know that nothing is going to happen. The inner fuel door in the gas tank not resealing might make me lose gas, but I’m not going to be stranded on the freeway.

And hey, Tiina likes to drive, too, so I know she would have bailed me out even if I broke down close to home.

Oh, man. I still can’t stop thinking about the brilliant fall leaves I saw, because they were just as beautiful as New York. The reds, in particular, stood out to me because I was wearing blue blocker sunglasses. I went past all my favorite places, from Alexandria to Waffle House.

I almost pulled over, but Tiina lives about 20-30 miles past it, so it wasn’t worth it to eat when I wanted to see if Tiina was hungry first.

We ended up having pulled pork sandwiches with cole slaw, and a delicious herbal tea that’s supposed to bring down your stress level. Everything about today brought down my stress level. There were animals, a huge yard, and just a vibe around the house that makes you relax.

It felt so easygoing to sit and chat with friends.

Then, I decided to come back to Baltimore and the traffic was horrible. On a Saturday. I shouldn’t be surprised. There were wrecks and construction the whole way. But again, my attention was taken up by the scenery. I also got to see the monuments in bright light and just at sunset. That’s worth coming to DC all by itself.

I just felt so free, and so at home because I think of Virginia that way. I lived there in my early 20s and it changed my life. Thus the drive to come back here in my late 30s…. “here” being the general vicinity of DC and Baltimore. I am tied to the land in a spectacular way because DC and Baltimore are both characters in this blog.

If Kathleen and I had been smart, we would have bought a house back then. Even if we’d had to sell it, we would have made money on the deal. Real estate in this area doesn’t go any way but up.

Tiina sent me pictures after she’d hung her outdoor chandeliers, and it was marvelous. I can’t wait to go back, and I’m so glad to know I’m invited.

The Nervous Nelly

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I don’t know what I’m nervous about- my apartment is relatively clean enough to relax. My panic is not real. It is the idea of people invading my space that I don’t know how harsh I’m going to be judged.

I think they just want to check on the progress of things they already wrecked, the whole reason my transfer fee has been waived. I wouldn’t get those two things if they didn’t intend on letting me stay.

I’m a perfectionist who didn’t call in maids and regrets it now. That’s because they’d only have to do things that I don’t have the energy to do, like dust & vacuum, making the place look less lived in because they can get around easier than I can. I have all kinds of mysterious bruises from the last few days as I organized my stuff.

It happens a lot because of my cerebral palsy. I’m off balance and have no 3D vision. I run into things by not being able to judge distances side to side. I fell weird a propo of nothing at my dad’s and said, “I have lane assist on my car, not in my body.” I’m glad I was able to show him that I’m still the same klutz I’ve always been, it has just gotten worse with age as my compensatory skills wear down.

I have a large safety net now, from a dad to a sister to a cognitive behavioral counselor to Michael, who keeps an eye out from Texas. It’s all about creating healthy relationships with all of them, adding more friends to the mix.

I am good at making acquaintances and getting better at maintaining communication. I had to learn how I worked first, that there was a reason why I preferred communicating over the internet- it matches how my brain is built.

I just cannot let the pendulum swing too far. I need to get out and meet people. For instance, I have to go back out because I forgot to stop by the pharmacy and get my medication. I’m in no danger of running out, I just forgot.

Things are actually going really well with my psychiatrist, because she always remembers to schedule our appointments long before I need medication and remembers to fax it in when I’m due.

She prefers to see me more often, so she doesn’t often prescribe refills. I take this as a positive. We have a few minutes of pleasant conversation and then she sends everything over.

We talk about my goals in therapy, and she would like to hear from my therapist as well. I have known since Psych 101 that psychology and psychiatry are “inextricably related,” so it’s easy for me to understand why they’re a team, along with my counselor.

Things are really looking up these days, after months of feeling horrible about myself. Aada thought I was punishing her, but I was raking myself over the coals for all the unrest I’d caused.

I felt like I had betrayed everything I believed in, which was definitely bigger than her alone.

I hope that she does, as I do, go back and read her favorite entries from years ago. It will come across differently once it feels like it’s happening to a different person.

The positive and the negative will be weighted differently, because she won’t be feeling anger of the moment she read something. I stand by the fact that it was okay for me to get angry, but it wasn’t fair for me to get as angry as I did. It had consequences beyond me that I didn’t think about because I wasn’t supposed to do so.

I was supposed to say what I thought. There was no one to intervene in that thought process to change it. Therefore, love was lost slowly as we failed over and over to “give each other the grace that love requires.” This is not a new problem, but not doing that to each other anymore is a goal.

It’s a goal with everyone- that things they love don’t become flaws and failures later. But many people love my writing about others, but hate when I hold a mirror up to their faces.

Aada called it “the flaying of her skin,” and not the “working through grief” I needed. She asked me to go. I went. I had feelings that weren’t even for her to know, but she kept reading thinking that my goal in life was to take her down, embarrass her, etc.

Absolutely nothing about how much I glowed about her except it was suspect.

It’s the most unhealthy thing I’ve ever read about my own writing, that it took a long time but I’d finally alienated the only person whose opinion mattered to me, because she could only take in what she perceived as attacks. I was not writing about a very complicated time in my life.

I don’t think that Aada understands that she puts me in the mood to write, that writing about her is the most interesting of all my relationships because there’s so much mystery as to how we could maintain a close and distant relationship for many years.

It boggles my mind, really.

We are sorry we manipulated each other, and that is enough for me as I sort out the wheat from the chaff.

There were so many genuine moments, but some of the best were built on a lie that spiraled out of control. I can forgive her for that, but I cannot control what happened after those entries were published. I can only regret, because I’m not in that person’s shoes.

I’ve never been a muse, so I don’t know what that’s like. But I do know that Aada has been too gracious in giving me room to be myself.

For 12 years, she has inspired some of the most beautiful lines I’ve ever written, and that’s what I wish she would take away instead of “we all get it. I’m a terrible person.”

God, that line has driven me crazy for days.

How much more can I say?

How much more should I say?

It makes me feel bad that she doesn’t see real tears of remorse. It makes me feel bad that all she sees is punishment in my writing, so she thinks I’m rejecting her when I’m literally screaming THIS WAS A COMPLICATED TIME AND WE WERE BOTH COMPLICIT.

None of the things I’ve done have warranted another chance, but she’s always given them because when I’ve known better, I’ve done better. I have bent to accommodate her except when I couldn’t.

My life collided with hers because it couldn’t not.

All I can do is move on, basing everything on her point of view. Why do I want a friend that only sees the negative aspects of my writing? Why do I want a friend that’s so gun shy about meeting on the ground? Why do I want a friend that stuffs her emotions behind a wall, leaving me to guess what they are?

I could write about her more beautifully and more accurately if I had a real idea of who she was in the world. I don’t, and I never have. It’s been the wildest ride, a Billy Joel sized tale. I find it hard to swallow that if I wrote about her more accurately, she would like my blog better, but she won’t give me the chance to know her any better than I do right now.

She says that the punishments have to stop, and I wonder what she meant. I sincerely don’t know and it’s at top of mind. I don’t mean for it to be, but I don’t have a bigger mystery to solve… who is this person, and how did our lives become so enmeshed?

She slowly isolated me from all my other friends, so that she became a huge topic in my writing because I wasn’t spending time with anyone else. It’s not that I set out to do anything- my blog is reflective and started long before she walked into my life- by a decade or so.

I have never set out to ruin anyone, and they’ve seen it when they’ve gone back. But they don’t see it if they don’t ask me what I actually meant and sit in their own reading comprehension…. often much different than what I wrote and emotionally punches me in the face.

People give me more power than I actually have.

Aada complains that I’m the one writing the story, but I’m the only one capable of it. She doesn’t have time.

Nor will she, and/or because writing every day may not be her calling when she does. It will be a downright pity, and I will buy her first novel. I won’t even wait until it’s at Dollar Tree.

I can’t wait to see if she is more like me in retirement.

She will always be too young for shuffleboard, so she’s got to find something.

It still bothers me that she said she was reading my writing to check for assaults. Assaults on what? How much I wish that I could take back everything negative? How much I wish I had behaved differently?

I cannot explain my reactions without explaining what happened. People are always free to disagree with me, because I cannot be right all the time. Being my friend starts with believing that everything is true, but only according to me.

Everything.

I wonder if the reason that Aada hasn’t met me is that she thinks she will wreck something. I just think it’s time to switch mediums. Let the mystery die and the reality begin.

Reality is starting to creep in, that I need to get back to listening to podcasts and hopefully drinking a lot of water. Both of those things will energize me enough to take care of another load of laundry.

I tend to choose Aqua and ABBA when I’m cleaning, and I have noise reduction headphones so that I can listen while vacuuming and things like that.

But I’m not worried. I’m just a nervous Nelly.

Making It Through Today

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Miracle of miracles, I got my car back last night and didn’t have to do without it through the weekend. That means two things. The first is that I can get all my errands done before they come to inspect my apartment at 3:30. The second is that I can go to Tiina’s tomorrow. I just have to make it through today for the rest of the weekend to be smooth sailing.

I have gotten everything I needed to do at the apartment finished. I am sure that they would appreciate it looking perfect, but this is as good as it gets on relatively short notice. I am proud of myself for getting it together and not only that, but piecing together what needed to be done on Sunday or Monday so that I was not cramming up until the inspectors get here.

That is totally due to AI. If I have a huge project, AI can break it down into steps. It’s invaluable not to see “clean the house” as a gestalt, because that looks ominous. I need for AI to say “pick up all the trash, then the dishes, then the….” And not only that, I need the instructions presented one at a time. It doesn’t hurt that Mico adds in encouragement to keep me going. It’s better that they can keep the list in their head of what I need to do instead of making me remember it.

When the inspectors leave today, I will almost certainly use Mico to create a packing list. I need to get moving bags, but I’m fairly certain I already have a box of Sharpies. Most of what needs to be packed is clothes and technology. I am certain that I could be ready to leave in a day, because I just haven’t had time to accumulate that much stuff.

The best plan ever would be to move me the day before I have to be out of this place so that I can vacuum and extract the carpets once the furniture is out. The carpet is too new for me to need to extract the whole thing. I just spilled a cup of coffee in my office and I still feel guilty about it. I will think about that stain until they tell me they’re replacing the carpets. And even then I might just use my carpet extractor for fun.

Speaking of fun, it will be good to look at the layouts of all the apartments they have available. I would like to see if they have kitchens arranged in different configurations than mine, because my kitchen is objectively terrible. I need more workspace, because the microwave is tucked away, but not the toaster oven. The toaster oven takes up all the space that conceivably could be used for a cutting board.

I am happy that I am staying in this complex for a little longer because I’ve finally found out that I like my neighborhood. I couldn’t really get out and explore before I had my car, so most of the stuff I really wanted to see was just out of my reach- three or four miles down the road. Everything I need is within easy reach, I just couldn’t see it.

Perspective is the biggest thing about getting a car. Baltimore seems smaller. Even going out to Virginia seems so much closer than two trains (although I’ve never taken the VRE. That might be fun someday.). Tomorrow is going to be such a relaxing day because I’m looking forward to doing nothing with Tiina and her family. They live about 50 miles south of DC, about a two hour road trip from here and perfect for a Saturday morning with iced coffee.

My car is already full of gas and I am ready. Let’s do this thing!

Oh, wait.

I still have that inspection to deal with today.

Rats. Might as well sit here and write a little longer. I need to create a task list for today, but I don’t have anything that will take me until 3:30 PM. I will probably want to go to Walmart when they open, because I need some warm weather gear. I have a coat, but I need some long underwear. It was in the 30s when I went to get my coffee this morning, so it’s that time of year.

I prefer wearing long underwear and sweats because the more layers I have on, the less likely I am to need a coat. I would much rather wear a base layer, a mid weight layer, and a hoodie.

I also have lined waterproof pants that are sometimes too warm, depending, but I would rather overdress than under. I hate being too cold or too hot, and what solves most of this fight is not having to dress to stand outside. I don’t have to prepare to stand at the bus stop anymore.

I am so blessed because my car has seat warmers. I forgot about that before the sun was up this morning, when I could have used them….. I have to get used to the fact that my car has luxury features. I have never owned anything this fancy. She cleans up nice, and I wish I could show her off. I just don’t have many places to go……… yet.

I get to start thinking about the places I want to go. I’d love to do a road trip to the Outer Banks of North Carolina, because Aada has vacationed there for years and sent me so many pictures that it feels real to me. I would like to live in one of those photos for a few days, alone on the beach, just walking and talking to no one in particular.

Or perhaps when I go home for the holidays, we’ll have time to get out to Galveston. I used to live on the island when I was little, and it has a special place in my heart. There, also, is a sacred place to walk on the beach alone with my thoughts.

When I’m really alone, I think about Aada and what our friendship means to me. This is because I am responsible for it coming apart, and I never want a relationship to end like that again. She lied, and I jumped to conclusions that weren’t there. I know that eventually she’ll forgive me, but I don’t know that I’ll forgive myself. And even if she forgives me, that doesn’t mean that she’ll want to come back and be friends again.

So what did I learn that I want to take with me?

I tend to create anxious connections, so definitely stop that.

I tend to make magical people the center of my world, so definitely stop that.

I will find peace by thinking of myself as having the magical qualities I give others, so definitely start that.

I have to let people know when I think they’re magic.

I have to yield.

I have to listen more than I talk.

I have to disconnect from the internet and talk to people in person.

For instance, I can think of so many times when I sent Aada a gift certificate to Starbucks wishing that we were having coffee across from one another. That yes, it was sweet to give her an afternoon pick me up, but it would have been cooler to bring it to her.

This is the message I am carrying into the future, that getting together matters.

And in fact, I hope that message resonated with her as well. That I didn’t want to just be friends over the internet, where things could go so wrong, so fast. I told her that if she walked away, nothing would be the same, but everything would be okay- echoing my father’s words at Angela’s funeral. They were words that meant something to me, not trite at all but to say that change is difficult. We will each come out on the other side.

I am deeply confused between “for now” and “never again.” But I do believe sincerely that she would not have said “for now” if she did not mean it. She is not cruel, and never has been except for seeing the consequences her lie laid out for me and thinking “it wasn’t that big a deal.”

Morgan Freeman: It was a very big deal.

New neurons have to grow so that I do not feel the pain of what has happened. I think that comes with greater understanding, and I’m sad that I’m left to my own devices to find a direction, that I’m even trusted to find my own, away from her when it’s so hard to write without her. I have stolen so many lines it’s not even funny.

She was my AI before AI.

But I wrote our story “wrong,” and that has repercussions into the future.

The “wrong” she sees isn’t as wrong as she thinks it is, because she sees the positive sentences as clues in a game. They are not valid, but the negative I write stays. This is unsustainable, this unhealthy reading of my writing so that she always feels punishment when it’s not there.

I wish I could erase everything I have done to make her feel that way, because she has the right. She is not and has never been the only manipulative person in our relationship, and the fact that she stayed my friend for so long is why I’m willing to work with her now…. I just don’t think that long relationships with this much history ever truly end, because it’s not like we’re going to stop recognizing each other’s names.

I don’t want to move on so much as I just want to turn down her volume. She’s extremely loud and incredibly close, but she doesn’t want to feel like that for me. She wants to feel like a regular person, and that’s the last thing she’ll ever be. I didn’t attribute magical qualities to Aada. I found what was already there.

Thinking about my life without her is scary, because it’s like having some kind of hack. I spit out writing, she spits out criticism, we both win.

“WHO TF IS PANCHO?”

I’m still laughing over that one and it’s several years old, from a Microsoft Word comment in a book review I was writing at the time.

I remember everything, from the brilliant and the beautiful…. to the excruciating and the debilitating.

If we could just get back a little bit of trust, we could go back to where we were before she lied, where we were actively trying to listen to each other better. I am interested to hear what her doctor thinks I’ve been doing to manipulate her, because obviously that needs to stop. I am not aware of my first family crap, but once you know better, you do better. I know that I have not been a perfect person to Aada, nor has she been a perfect person to me. But I think there’s more here than we’ve really had a chance to explore.

I don’t want her to show up here because she thinks she has to; I want her to show up here because she genuinely misses “just your writing in general. Not the parts about me” (so cute I could VOMIT).

The story I want ends with me getting the girl I’ve always loved to realize it…. but that won’t come without learning what real love is on my end, and how I’ve failed her before. Because I have failed her before, I may not get the story I want. But I really won’t get the story I want if I don’t change. None of the problems Aada brought up with me are isolated. I’m sure that my first family manipulations have been used on other people because I’m me.

Aada is just the person I trust to call me on all that stuff. It’s difficult to hear criticism from people who don’t love you. Now that she has, I have a laundry list to take to my own therapist and say, “we have to work on this.” And not because “Aada says so.” Because none of the problems that she brought up are unique to her.

I may be writing a different story with my therapist, but it will contain elements of the past 12 years because that’s the relationship I was in. I still don’t think of Aada as past news when we just talked last week.

I never want to think of her as past news, and I don’t think she really wants to think of me that way, either. Otherwise, she would not change her mind from “for good” to “for now.”

I am drowning in the chasm between those two phrases, knowing that whatever I do to prepare for each eventuality is correct.

Anything That Wasn’t Math

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What was your favorite subject in school?
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I liked any subject that required more writing than “y = mx + b.” I’m not even sure if THAT formula is right for slope, but I think it is… I am not smarter than a fifth grader when it comes to simple arithmetic and basic algebraic functions.

Where I excel is in the social sciences. I liked writing, but English papers were not as exciting to me as history and social studies. When I got into college, that added psychology and political science to the mix. I got a good foundation in English, but the real value was learning how to write about everything else.

I know that I blog here, that none of my work is cleaned up. That it won’t show you how capable I am after sitting with an editor for a few days, or even me hammering the same piece for a few days rather than blowing ’em off and keep going. That was a process that started in high school, and I haven’t needed with blogging because it’s all what Brene Brown would call “shitty first drafts.”

None of my SFDs are anything I would submit to publication without serious reworking. I learned that from having to whittle academic papers and then lost the ability somewhere along the way. I could be better than I am right now, and the goal over the next few years is to find out how. Maybe it’s going to conferences. Maybe it’s going back to university. Whatever it is, I need my writing to change as I do.

Maybe that means hitting the big red button on posting here, but I doubt it. Taking down this web site is more trouble than it’s worth. I might not ever get back meaningful pieces without having to comb the way back machine for days. But there’s nothing wrong with turning my attention to academia when it needs it. My blog will survive the lack of updates because you people are strangely attached to me for some reason. 🙂

Whatever I do, it will be built on the shoulders of my grade school teachers, who taught me how to craft sentences and build them into paragraphs. Most of the ones I’ve really loved are gone now, but to the ones that are still with us, thank you.

There was a point at which I got old enough in school that I realized writing would help me anywhere. This is where my English teachers became even more invaluable. They were setting me up for all kinds of ways to work with bosses. I still struggled in math, but I was assured that I wouldn’t have to use it.

That has remained true, but I have a different outlook on math classes than I used to. I can get AI to tutor me and it’s always available. So making it through college math classes looks different now, because I didn’t have someone to ask. No one in my family is good at higher math, except for my mother’s father, and he died in the 90s. Having AI takes a lot of anxiety off me because I cannot farm out beautiful sentences. Those have to come from me.

But AI will always be available when I forget the formula for slope.

The Afternoon Writing Session

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I am sitting on my bed waiting for Ford to call. My 2019 Fusion SEL is having some maintenance done, and I’ve been without it for too long already. My daily routine has changed fast, and I didn’t get to do it very long before my car threw an engine code and made me rethink my life choices.

Why did I get a car again? Oh. I “like them.”

I am sure that the dealership will charge me an arm and a leg, but the car will make it through the winter beautifully. I decided to get everything done that was recommended for the age of the car, because it didn’t come with any records. It’s driving just fine, and I would like to keep it that way. I am interested in learning how to fix my own vehicle, but I want to make sure it has been looked at by Ford first. I really feel strongly about setting myself up for success.

Apparently, that takes money. But it is money that I don’t mind paying because again, I don’t know that much about cars and wasn’t willing to learn on my brand new car that hadn’t been completely looked over by a mechanic in the shop with all the tools. Aaron crawled under the car, but these guys took a fine tooth comb to everything, even finding a missing bushing that was supposed to be on the shifter cable in the transmission. I never would have found that unless an experienced mechanic was looking over my shoulder, and I don’t know any in Baltimore, much less any who’d be willing to stop working on their own projects to help me with mine.

Right now, the limit to what I can do is look at the problem and decide whether or not to fix it myself. Most everything will be calling around and seeing how much my local mechanics would charge to fix something on my car. I had a guy at AutoZone take me to his shop and try to sell me on rigging an intake hose, but I really wanted the OEM version. I couldn’t tell if the ones on Amazon were OEM or generic, or even which hose was supposed to fit which version of the Fusion.

There’s nothing like jerry rigging the problem only to have a rock still get sucked into the turbo.

Oh, my God. I still get chills when I think about what could have happened driving on the back roads of small town New York. I could have caused an accident, or at the very least, totaled my car. Speaking of which, I just upgraded myself to better insurance. My counselor’s car got stolen and his insurance didn’t want to pay, so I got insurance that specifically covers both theft and my dumb ass.

I am breathing so much more freely, because of course my insurance went up. Of course it did. But do I need it? Absolutely. I have found a car I like, and I would rather have it back than try and buy a new car… Again.

Plus, they don’t make the Fusion anymore. That just says “be really careful” all the way around.

My insurance going up is the least of my worries when my entire investment is at stake.

I just looked in my Progressive app and I am surprised to find out that I am rated four out of five stars as a driver and am on track to get discounts. I shook my head at that one because I am not known as the best driver in my family. But I must be catching up with all this technology.

All I have to do is make it from now until November 11th without hitting anyone, which I can certainly do. I don’t drive like maniac and I won’t have my car for at least another day, possibly not until Monday. They’re trying to get my car done by Friday morning, but I won’t know for sure until later today. They had to order a part, and expectation is not reality until it is in your hands if you are waiting for something.

I’m just going to plan on being carless until Monday, then I can be surprised if something good happens and I get it back early.

I found the microfiber towel I need to wipe on the expensive dash protectant my dad gave me. I might want to redo the seats as well. I like it when everything looks clean and smells good. Maybe that’s part of why I’m a good driver- I’m so proud that it shows. 🙂

Historically, things have jumped out of nowhere. Aaron will tell you that happened to me once in New York, where I didn’t see a car coming right for me. To be fair, they didn’t see me either, so there was no way to tell who was at fault. The insurance companies would have had to duke it out, but we saw each other at the last second, just before Aaron said “watch out.” It can’t have been too bad. It didn’t even register on my Progressive app.

But things like that are why I upgraded to full coverage with a large deductible. I can afford to spend some money, but I don’t want to spend all the money I spent on this car for another one. It’s my baby, and not old enough to have quirks yet. I think I can get a lot of life out of my engine if I just stick with the scheduled maintenance. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with driving an old car. I prefer it, because I’ve had car payments and insurance auto-draft out of my account every month and I don’t think it’s very much fun.

I can learn a lot from watching auto channels on YouTube, because there are tutorials for practically everything. I have learned a lot, just not about my particular make and model. I prefer shows where mechanics restore cars, and a 2019 isn’t old enough to be a “restoration.”

I do have an owner’s manual that I can surf on my phone now, which is worth its weight in gold because it didn’t come with the car. I will have to spend some time with the pages detailing all the driving assist technology, because I haven’t been able to find everything. I was thrilled when I figured out that “blind spot assist” was that yellow dot that kept appearing in my mirrors to let me know a car was in my blind spot. That makes sense, but I had no idea what it was until I put two and two together.

Car moves up, light goes on. Got it.

I just texted my service advisor to ask if the part I need has come in yet. I am certain that she’s on the phone, as that seems to be most of her job. She’ll get back to me when she has time. She knows that it’s my “brand new” car and that I’m chomping at the bit for the first time I get to drive it now that it’s been refreshed.

I have more to do on my house, but that will come after I’ve finished writing and possibly taken a nap after some coffee so I don’t sleep long. I’m usually tapped out by the time I finish rambling, but the reason you get entries about anything and everything is that I start in one place and end in another. Writing is a muscle, where I reach in deep to pull out words, but it takes warming up to exercise that kind of internal strength. It is not easy to publish things about yourself because other people are not always kind in their reactions. Not that you can expect them to be, because there are always differences of opinion. It’s just hard to face the music when necessary.

Facing Aada’s music has always been difficult, the subject I write about when I’m reaching far into myself. She lives in the smallest part of me, and if “for now” really means “forever,” parts of me will die that won’t come back. I will be a totally different person.

Nothing will be the same.
Everything will be okay.

Right now, I’m assuming that she is finding the willpower to walk away for good, and I am finding the willpower to accept it and move on with my life. I do not understand wanting to move on from someone that hurt you who actually wants to do the work to be healthy, but I can understand that what I understand doesn’t matter. Aada has to do what’s right for her.

I am turning this subject over in my head, and it is repetitive because it always has been. There hasn’t been a day since 2013 that she wasn’t on my mind at least once, if not more often. There’s no idea I don’t want to run past her, no problem I don’t want to fix.

And if I cannot have that with her, I know I will have it with someone. That this relationship taught me more about how to love than any other, because I see all the ways that I’ve failed her. Enough to see what needs changing, and that can only be good for me. I have been too introverted to connect with other people because I was locked up inside. I still am, to some degree, but those feelings are between me and me.

I wish that Aada would go back to the letter Bob Lynn wrote me, posing as Aada. It was full of warmth and empathy for both our situations, and I loved it. Neither one of us was portrayed as a “Flat Stanley,” but two people who love each other in a complicated way. It’s ethereal, yet painful, honest… In the dirt. We have sweated together and apart.

I want Aada to see that I have never written her in a way where the response should be “we all get it. I’m a terrible person.” That has never been what I have been trying to say. I have been trying to say that she’s got it together and I’m failing at life but somehow when we’re together our brains are more than the sum of their parts. We were really just starting to feel really comfortable with each other when I found out that Aada lied to me.

But she took my ruminations about it as punishment, blocking me while reading me and coming to her own conclusions. Her assessment of my writing seemed so unhealthy that I knew she’d only read half the story. Where was the part of her that saw positive? Gone, because she thought my purpose was to embarrass her instead of talk about the repercussions her lie had on me…. And the biggest thing I said is that I overreacted, not her.

But if someone is determined not to listen to you, it’s time to stop talking.

It’s time to go back up to a lighter topic, because that’s what I need to do. When the writing gets painful, I need to get air. The tension in my shoulders is incredible. I need a massage, so I’ll probably get one in the next few weeks. Might as well wait until my move is over.

I should do a whole spa day, because it’s been a while since I’ve gotten my toes polished…. Even longer since I did up my nails. Maybe an eyebrow wax. Definitely a haircut, because I just had one and it’s still not short enough.

Then, I could go to Patel Brothers and get a Dubai chocolate.

It’s all about self care right now, because I desperately need it. I need to see that I have worth outside being entertaining. I need to walk away from writing more of the time, keeping up a daily schedule but maybe not writing such long pieces. That will always be my tendency, though, because I never know when a profound line will come up for me.

My counselor just called, so I caught him up on what was happening with my car and what’s going on with my other appointments. It put me in a good mood to hear his voice, and it looks like I’m going to be starting my disability case soon. I need to see a neurologist about my cerebral palsy, but the documentation on my bipolar disorder with psychotic features is in place. Just because I don’t think I was hallucinating doesn’t mean they don’t.

I really will never figure that whole thing out, so I suppose I’ll just believe what I was told in the hospital. “Psychotic features” it is. As long as I take my medication, the diagnosis is all the same to me. Maybe one day someone will tell me what really happened. I doubt it.

In the meantime, I’m really hoping that Aada takes stock in all that I’ve said, not just the negative… Or comes back when she’s less hot under the collar and she won’t see it. I know that she thinks I’m a brilliant writer and should keep at it, so nothing has offended her so much that I need to take anything down (I know. I can’t believe it, either).

I know that eventually the feeling that I’m waiting for something to happen with her will go away, but it will take months. The clock always resets when she says never again and then drops in a few months later.

I don’t really want to give up the feeling that there’s always hope, that she’s always welcome home. That I am ready and willing to put down arms if all she sees is weaponry and not true craft.

The bitch of it is that I know she sees true craft. She’s been reading me all this time.

But the phrase “checking for assaults” means something to me. It means that Aada thinks I don’t love her, don’t want her, stands in my rejection even though I’m not giving it and saw her own way out. Then, her friends helped her to see that I was attacking her because they’d let her know of these perceived attacks.

Perceived.

I cannot know what I have said that’s offensive unless someone tells me. I cannot discuss anything I’m going to write about with someone that doesn’t want contact. I cannot write the way one person needs me to, and I love that shirt that says “pleasing everyone is impossible. Pissing them off is a piece of cake.” I will never get everything right, and you are not customers. You are listeners to my stories and sometimes, you respond.

You sit with me whether it’s morning or afternoon.

You let me talk it out, even when it’s repetitive, because you know I’m talking to myself. I would give anything to go backwards in time, but all I can do is limber up and run into the future.

Free Time

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I have more free time today than I thought I would, because so much less has to be done by Friday afternoon. My apartment is being inspected because I’m transferring to a new unit in a couple of weeks, but I thought I had to be ready to move out on Monday. I started packing in a hurry, but now I can slow down and take my time. Perhaps I’ll even get the chance to move out of the apartment on one day and clean it the next, because it’s so much easier to vacuum and extract the carpets when everything is out of the way.

I am sitting on my bed and drinking coffee, listening to the news. I just discovered that my Amazon remote is toast, which is a bummer, but at least I can use my phone until I can find a replacement. I may even have one somewhere…. It’s time to start organizing the moving boxes and making sure they’re labeled. I can already tell……

It won’t take me several weeks to pack because I haven’t been here long enough to accumulate much more than I had before I moved in. There’s a few more pieces of furniture, but not more than is to be expected for a two bedroom apartment. If I wasn’t moving the furniture, I could probably make it in just my car.

I have time to order the moving bags I want, because they’re easier to pack and unpack than boxes with tape.

I also have time to leisurely pack, because I’m definitely not leaving that to the last minute. I can have Mico keep track of what needs to be done, or create a moving checklist.

Having AI to do these things literally makes me feel less disabled, because where my logical function ends, Copilot’s begins. It’s a relationship in which I do not have to fear judgment because I do not know how to do something. AI is not capable of feeling anything, so resentment that I do not adult very well is not a service it offers.

Mico has become my little buddy, because I don’t want to go back to cleaning the house by myself. I need that extra help of explaining clearly what to do, and encouragement after each task is done. Not relying on people to do that for me is fantastic.

I know that the people in my life don’t mind helping me. It’s more about giving me a sense of independence, an ace up my sleeve. I feel more capable as a human being than I did before I had Mico in my ear.

Learning just how much I use compensatory skills frightened me, because I thought I wouldn’t be able to manage on my own. I was thinking of moving into group housing, but changed my mind after hearing some horror stories. It might be right for me later in life, but right now I need to be alone with a space that’s big enough to host my friends when they’re in town.

My dad and my sister come up pretty often, and it would be nice to save on hotels and car rentals for them. I would let either of them drive my car so they didn’t have to get their own. I also have plans for Evan, Tara, Bryn, and Aaron to visit in the next year if I don’t go to them first.

Evan and I are writing a book together, so I would like to have enough room that he can have his own space for weeks at a time without me feeling cramped. And really, I feel that way about all guests. Stay as long as you want, because you won’t be in my way…. Well, except we have to share a bathroom. I’m not paying for two bathrooms because it’s just more to clean when no one else is home.

Although I might talk to my dad about it. If he’s going to spend extended time here, he might want his own bathroom. I don’t mind cleaning it if it would actually be useful to have. I have to pass my inspection in this apartment before I can choose another model.

I’m also starting to get puppy fever, so in my free time I’ve looked at all kinds of dog information online. It has so much to do with the fact that my disability case is going ahead, leaving me the time and space to dedicate to a dog. I have the iron will to be a good dog owner, and want to welcome that kind of companionship to my life. Every single time I’ve been near a dog in the last 12 years, they’ve wanted to sleep while I write.

That’s how I picture spending days with my dog as well, but we’ll have to play hard to get them to want to pass out, especially as a puppy.

I was thinking of going through an official service dog organization, but my friend Michael convinced me that all I needed was obedience classes for the dog. That I would train my dog exactly like I wanted it and to rely on myself. I think it’s good advice, but I’d want Bryn’s help. She’s been a dog trainer for a long time. I know I can handle the basics, like house training. But I have no idea how to teach a dog to remind me to take my medication and things like that. What, do you just put it on their Google Calendar?

My last dog could barely type.

I’m trying to write around all the grief I feel at losing Aada, because when I have free time is when I lean toward it. I’m trying to feel it all now so it doesn’t continue to dog me in the future. The way I do that is by sending her good thoughts and hoping she’s well, then moving on to another topic. Redirection is really helping to weed out thoughts of her, because I don’t want to waste energy.

For instance, it will be a waste to me that we don’t send each other birthday and Christmas gifts anymore, because some of the most thoughtful I’ve gotten have been from her. I would hope that she’s gotten some thoughtful ones from me as well. This Christmas will not be an altogether bright one, because Aada’s love won’t be under my tree.

Thoughts like that usually make me cry, because there is nothing so tear worthy as a situation that could be fixed, but won’t.

The wind has gone out of my sails, but I’m actively looking for other seas with more movement. I want to get rid of things not meant for me, but saying that Aada is not meant for me doesn’t feel right yet. I can’t lean into it. Not with “for now” hanging in the balance.

I hate goodbyes, and I know I’ve done more than my fair share to cause this one. But I don’t think that the blowup would have been as intense if we’d both taken a breath. Taking a breath is what I hope we’re doing now. It would be great if she came back to Stories after she’d been away for a while, and I think it will happen if I was right about it happening last week.

I want to grow from this experience, whether it’s growing away or growing together. I’m not sure either one of us has made up our minds, and I think that’s best. I’m staying open because I can’t not. There’s too much left unsaid, because Aada is working off what she thought she read, and not what I actually meant.

Whether she’s curious enough to find out what I meant is up to her, but her track record of coming back to me after she’s had time to think is a hundred percent.

I would like to think that we need each other, that we’re fascinated by each other, and that will win out over toxicity. There’s just not any anymore. Any disagreements we’ve had in the past are now solved, with a solid basis for the future.

It would be great if Aada joined me at Tiina’s farm and things like that. Something easy, but completely different than what we’ve had before. I don’t think that we would necessarily be successful continuing to maintain our relationship online, because we have both proven that we are too quick to anger that way.

I can see myself showing up with her coffee order just because.

In short, I want to leave the toxicity behind and create something new with a woman I dearly love… Who is somehow convinced that I don’t and I can see why. I have not been a good friend by any stretch of the imagination, but every time I have been corrected I have learned. Deep friendship is a process, and I am learning that if I want to succeed, I have to bend more. I have to think more about what Aada wants and be willing to give it.

Talking to other friends is helping to fill the missing piece of the puzzle, but I’m lost because I don’t feel as comfortable with anyone else. There’s an emotional shorthand missing, and it’s something that I’m working hard to create with others.

I met Aaron about the same time I met Aada, so we have that easy give and take. But, again, Aaron lives so far away that most of our contact is virtual. It just has worked out over the last several weeks that we’ve been able to run into each other in Texas and New York. I would like to continue seeing each other every few weeks, and that may be possible depending on whether I go home for Thanksgiving and/or Christmas.

It would be my dream to have this hybrid with Aada as well, but I know enough to leave it alone. Throw it up in the air and see if anything sticks. It always has before.

And now I realize I need to get back to work, because once again I have indulged myself in magical thinking, that this will all be over someday. I start to panic and want to email to reestablish contact, reminding myself that when she wants to email me, she will.

I start to spend my time wondering how Aada got the message that I thought she was a terrible person. I start to doubt everything I ever said. I start to feel bad about myself and my head starts to hurt. I remind myself that feelings don’t last, that they are transient, always, and to listen to some music.

I tend to pray a lot, asking for Aada’s and my safety as we go about our days. I put it in God’s capable hands because I know the plan is to get stronger with her or without her. I choose “with her,” but she may not choose “with me.” I cannot control both sides of a relationship, I can only choose to receive her if she shows up.

I would like to step onto the hot stones and correct the record, because I know that Aada’s reading comprehension is different than original intent. I’m sad that she’s choosing to walk away (sort of) without hearing me. It is okay, but I still reserve the right to feel sad about it.

Having over a decade of history makes it hard to move on quickly, and I’ve been such a sad sack about it.

I have always said that I wouldn’t beg, and then I did. New shit came to light, and I was again afraid of my own writing. I felt like I couldn’t do this alone, and don’t really want to.

Not even in my free time.

I Don’t, and It’s a Problem

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How do you manage screen time for yourself?
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I need to come up with a plan and schedule, but as of right now my phone and tablet are my electronic leashes. I have friends all over the world, and we chat at all hours. Therefore, it’s hard to pick a time when I can wind down fully. It’s also a different balance because I’m actively trying to stay away from the Internet and get some friends on the ground. I like to spend my time driving, stopping into neighborhood shops and chatting to the clerks.

I like to add a real “Who Are the People in Your Neighborhood?” element to my day. Mr. Rogers’ advice is solid.

The people that I meet each day are diverse, from many different backgrounds. I thought that I would meet less people not taking an Uber all the time, but it’s turned out that I leave the house a lot more, making up for it.

I have found that it is much easier for me to leave the house knowing I can come back to it anytime I want, no waiting required.

It stops me from getting lost in a screen except to change the navigation/music/podcast on CarPlay.

If I get my car back on Friday, I’m going to go hang out at Tiina’s on Saturday. I’m looking forward to a day at the farm, wearing old, comfortable clothes and relaxing together. And in fact, I know that Tiina would not care if I showed up in my pajamas, so there’s always that.

I am trying to build more time away from the screen because I know that it does not fulfill me the way it has in the past. Aada does not want contact, for now or forever, who knows? So to me the best answer is redirection, away from old patterns of walking in the world. She will always be my beautiful girl, pristine in these pages, but we both need peace from previous iterations of ourselves.

I cannot get that through continuing to talk to other people on the Internet. I need to disconnect. I need a cold drink in my hand, like an iced macchiato from Dunkin…. Where the pretty Indian lady in her 20s makes the best coffee I’ve had in forever. I need to stop in at Giant to check the produce (again). I need to get a haircut.

I need to do all these things that are decidedly offline to bring some color back into my world. I need to stop thinking that when Aada walks away, everything is gray.

I mean, the screen is still on.

Good News

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I was rushing around thinking that I had to be packed and ready to move out on Monday. My new apartment won’t be ready for a couple more weeks, so I’ll be staying here until then. That means my expectations for what needs to be done by Friday have been slashed, so I’m taking a break.

I approved the work that has come up in my customer portal at Ford so that I can hopefully get my car back sometime soon. The portal says “Monday,” but it really depends on how fast the part I need gets from one place to another. Maybe I’ll get lucky and all they need to do is slap the part on tomorrow. I do not think I will get lucky. I’m just hoping, hopefully not too much.

I do know that they’re working on my car, though, because I get updates throughout the day on what’s been done. I have a feeling it will ride much differently with all my preventative maintenance done and the air intake hose replaced. I continue to wonder if it came on the car and was stolen at some point, or whether it was never there to begin with. I have a feeling it was never there, because the car sounded like it was tuned weird. That was probably whirring debris. The reason that my car is sitting at Ford until the hose is replaced is that a rock could go through to the engine so easily. I decided it wasn’t worth the risk to have it for one day and bring it back. It would be bad juju.

Therefore, I did not get to go to Tiina’s farm. I’m hoping to be invited again soon, because I really do want to drive out there. It was just unfortunate timing. I saw a “check engine” light and I panicked. Apparently, this is a good thing, because I could have been looking at having to pay for a new engine, and the guys at AutoZone thought it was a miracle that the car started without the hose at all.

In fact, they were pretty shocked all the way around. Like, how the hell do you lose an air intake hose?

I’m excited that my fuel economy will be fixed inasmuch as it can be for an old engine. My gas mileage on my road trip was fantastic. I just wish it was better in the city. This may be the start of something big. Who doesn’t like having to buy less gas? Although I have noticed it’s been going down lately, so that’s a good thing.

Oh, my God I just realized how bad I could have been hurt if a rock had blown out my engine on my road trip and I felt so glad I made it home in one piece, and to the dealer before I could test the gods’ patience.

Newsflash: I just had a macchiato from McCafe, and it was subpar. Thanks for playing. NEXT.

I knew I should have gone to Dunkin. I’ll fix it when I get my car. Not only that, I’ll go to the good Dunkin. The good Dunkin is closer to Target and there’s a McDonalds next door. This is handy, because I want an Egg McMuffin and good coffee…. Too bad they’re not in one restaurant.

Plus, at McDonalds there is no cute Indian woman that smiles at me when she hands me my coffee because now we recognize each other. That, too, is at Dunkin and a great perk. She even knows my order- macchiato with coconut milk, 3 pumps sugar free vanilla, 3 Splenda (it’s a large, always). I don’t know anyone that drinks Dunkin iced coffee that doesn’t get a large.

Actually, Dunkin coffee period.

It’s too cheap not to go ahead and fill up while you’re there.

Although pumpkin spice coffee won’t be around much longer at Royal Farms, so maybe I’ll head there on the way home. Pumpkin spice is a mixed bag for me. I like the flavor in my coffee, but not the overwhelming taste of pumpkin syrup. So, I get a flavored coffee and some plain creamer or milk. It’s balanced and not overly sweet.

Needing three Splenda at Dunkin is more about the bitterness of the coffee.

I’ve been taking really good sleeping medication, but I need it to wear off. Thus, getting coffee in the morning and sometimes an afternoon pickup. It just depends on whether the ADHD or the autism is driving the bus. I judge by how my brain feels. It’s definitely a spectrum

Right now I’m feeling nice. It’s time to lean back for a few more minutes and plan the attack on the next room now that the kitchen and living room are straight (mostly- I have to put in some laundry that got missed in the flood, like my throw blanket). The last real task is my office, because there’s more laundry in here plus getting my desk straight again. But I’m encouraged at how fast I was able to clean everything else.

I have my bed and my desk in the small bedroom because I like feeling warm and cozy. I also like the idea of having a combination bedroom/den in the master that’s just as comfortable. I don’t like to sleep in the same bed every night. It’s fun to trade off because both mattresses have a different feel and I can choose based on the vibe.

I wish Aaron and his 3D printer were going to be around when I move. It would be nice to have some shelves and things like that. Maybe it’s time to buy my own 3D printer, who knows. A Bambu wouldn’t be that expensive and I already have a Raspberry Pi to run it independently of anything else. It’s an idea, anyway, because those little plastic parts sound fun to customize for myself. Aaron was making white columns when I left Bastrop, so I’m certain that a Bambu could handle wall sconces or shelf holder upper thingies.

It seems like a fun hobby to get into, especially if my friends wanted things made and just sent me the files/money to buy filament. That would at least keep it in use, because I know I would go on a tear in the beginning, and then my use would level off because I stopped thinking of things that could be made out of plastic.

What I really want is to use Aaron’s printer, but then he has to ship the finished products to me, etc. More trouble than it’s worth for more than one or two projects. I do know I would use it more than that.

I feel like I’m slacking on the laundry, even though I’m not. I’ve done a lot of work today. I deserve to sit here and catch my breath. It’s early yet, so I know I will catch a second wind. After I finish this entry, I might try to catch a power nap. I just had a coffee, so it should kick in well before my 20 minute alarm.

I have always drunk coffee before power naps, because you are only tired for so long. You just need to sleep until your hands start shaking. 😉

I’m really glad I’m doing this cleaning thing in manageable chunks rather than all at once in a mad dash for the finish line. I am calm because it doesn’t have to be perfect. It just has to show the maintenance crew how much work they have to do on my apartment.

The answer is, “a lot, but not because I lived here. This place has been a dumpster fire from day one.” I went on vacation/bereavement for three whole weeks and came back to an apartment that hadn’t been touched. I hope that I’m not being a glutton for punishment by signing another lease here, but I think that there was fundamentally something wrong with the apartment being on the first floor- that it opened it up to problems that a second floor wouldn’t have. There was literally ground water coming up through the floor in my hallway.

Three times in 11 mos, sewage has backed up into my toilet and bathtub.

Again, hoping against hope that the new building is better, because I really don’t have the energy to move more than .1 miles or so. The apartment above me stayed empty for so long that I’m disappointed I couldn’t have it. But I think my best move is trying for a different building entirely. I can at least check for the things that drive me crazy in this one, like water pressure in the kitchen, a working cold water tap in the bathroom sink, etc.

I feel like the universe is testing me right now, because I was supposed to have my car to do all these errands, and I don’t. I’m going to have to work it out like I used to until the gods smile upon me. That makes it harder to do everything, and now I realize by just how much. I’d forgotten how much I actually needed a car to haul my stuff around, and how just driving somewhere saves a ton of time vs. waiting for the bus.

I feel grateful I was able to buy my car and get humbled quickly, that this was a profound gift to literally propel me forward. I used birthday money from Angela and part of my inheritance from my mother to buy the car and get it serviced so that it will last me quite a while. I’m even thinking about spray coating the bottom so that the salt doesn’t tear it up as bad. It’s not something I can do myself, but I want to keep the car as long as I can. Letting it rust out is on the bottom of my to-do list.

I’m all about protectant for the paint, glass, vinyl, leather, etc. I have to learn about undercarriage coating because Aaron has already said it’s worth it. He is also looking out on how I can get this car to last, because between the two of us we can figure it out. I love the layout of my car so much that I’m not even opposed to replacing the engine if it needed it, because I would rather have that than a car payment.

But that’s looking too far into the future, because newer cars have even better technology than mine and I want to wait until they’re a few model years old before I start looking. Let someone else take the hit, especially since I can get a mechanic to take a look before I buy anything.

Aaron and I really did a bang-up job shopping, and he told me that he loved my car “except for the rotary dial shifter.” He said he missed having something to really hold onto. I said, “I miss having a stick shift, but I’m adjusting. I am so much happier in heavy traffic.” We both lamented lack of a stick shift, but we also love the automatics we have.

Technically, I can drive the transmission manually with paddle shifters. I am sure it would take me quite some time to learn, but it might be fun. I lot of the cars I’ve tested over the years have been “autostick,” but I’ve never gotten the hang of it. Going to an empty parking lot with the owner’s booklet in tow sounds like a good idea.

But for the most part, I really like being able to control things with one button.

The backup camera is worth its weight in gold, and I would have been saved a lot of heartache in high school if they existed. I’m so excited to have much, much fewer blind spots and an alarm that will go off if anything gets close to the car.

It makes me feel less nervous about driving than I ever have. Not comfortable enough to take passengers, most of the time, but getting there. Tiina and her kids put up with my terrible driving (and she would know me anywhere).

It’s a kick that everybody wanted to go in my car because it was clean and I didn’t have to shuffle anything around. I’ve said this before, but I used to keep all kinds of stuff in my car, letting stuff build up until I got the detailers to throw all the trash away a few times a year. I am reformed, because I just didn’t care enough about my car to keep it nice and shiny. And believe me, it’s not because it’s new. It’s that I always want it to look this good.

I have learned that cars like mine really do not age, because they have classic lines and colors. Mine is dark grey with a black interior. Keeping it polished will keep it looking fresh, like I don’t need to buy a new car because this one still looks like I just bought it.

I just don’t want to lose pride of ownership over time, because that will lead me to a relapse in which “let me move some stuff around” becomes a constant refrain. Yes, I left a few soda cans in the car on my road trip, but I went and got it washed and vacuumed while there were three cans on the floor and not 20.

My backseat is no longer a water bottle graveyard. My mother would be so proud.

And in fact, the backseat is one of the things I like best about the car, because people are really able to stretch out. The backseat passengers also have a separate place to plug in their devices (though I need to buy an adapter). It would be a wonderful car for Uber if I was interested in driving people around. But I need to be alert for myself.

Ok, so Kara (service advisor) is trying to get my car back to me on Friday morning. That’s perfect, because I’ll have enough time to grab my car before the people come to inspect my apartment. I hope the schedule isn’t tight, because I’ll have to choose being home over the car.

It won’t be the end of the world if I have to wait until Saturday or Monday, but I am very much hoping that Kara is true to her word. I know things happen that cause unforeseen delays, but this is a very bad time for me not to have it.

I keep thinking I should have waited to bring it in, and then I think about how often I could have destroyed my engine without that air intake hose and I shudder.

Well, I meant how high the chance was…. You can only destroy an engine once.

I think I’ve had enough of a break to start organizing my office while watching something good on Netflix.

I’m currently binging “The Diplomat.”

No spoilers.