I have drunk so much water and punch today that my coworkers are starting to worry that I have bladder problems. It’s simple, really. There is no better medicine than punch and water for snot. It stops the coughing and starts the never-ending nose blow that comes with the common cold… but at least you can get the snot out of your body and into the trash can (with the proper amount of Kleenex).
My busy peeing schedule isn’t exactly impeding my work. Basically, it’s just making everyone in the department laugh in a “there she goes again” sort of way. It doesn’t help that there’s a pool out the window of the break room to remind me how maybe seven water-based drinks in two hours could have been meted out a little better.
On the plus side, I am not coughing. I am not having too much trouble on the phone. I will make it through the day, which is more than I could say when I woke up this morning. I could barely talk before I got into the shower and breathed in the steam. I’m even on for choir practice, barring vocal disaster. I mean, who drinks more than a singer?
I’m not sure I need an answer to that. 🙂
Stories That Are All True 
Funny post, although knowing that any cold and what your going through is anything but… I’ve always been told: Feed a Fever, Drown a Cold.
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