As I have mentioned on Facebook, my roommate Samantha has decided to accept all applications to date me, and will pass on the candidates that make it through her screening process. This is because I am Southern, and she is not. Leave that up to yourselves to decide whether that’s a compliment or not, because I’m not saying she’s not nice. I am saying that she is not shy about asking things that would make a Southern woman crawl under the table and die. For instance, she will want to know your annual salary and require proof of income.
Do not show up for the interview unprepared. Pretty sure she’s going to want a W-2.
I do not know how I feel about all of this, but I’m willing to go with it. I think her natural reaction is to want to marry me off to someone rich, because I’ve told her that I’m a writer. In fact, I think the first time I told her I was a writer, she told me everyone in the neighborhood with a government pension.
So there’s that.
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