I’ve decided to talk about voting for things that don’t matter, because I am exhausted by talking about things that do. I am burned out with the state of American elections and hoping that they’ll even happen from now on. I’m not catastrophizing, I’m saying I never expected it to get this bad in the first place….. but one by one, all the adults left the room.
I voted for Coke in the Pepsi Challenge, and I regret it because now I actually think Pepsi is better. The Pepsi Challenge was in the 1980s, and I still feel like I should apologize.
I voted for lemon meringue pie as my new favorite M&M flavor and I am freaking out because now I cannot find them. I do not trust new food, because I do not know if it will become a safe food. A safe food is knowing I can get more of it.
I did all the things a Democrat was supposed to do, and it wasn’t enough. It’s back to the drawing board, but it’s not about getting defeated. It’s remembering that there are things in my life that don’t need to be ignored just because the world is on fire. I have to keep a good head about me, and when I don’t have it, sometimes a Whopper will help.
I’d rather talk about things that don’t matter sometimes, because there’s less chance it will get heated. Not every discussion has to make me feel like I’m defending my life, and that’s what a conversation with a Republican always is for me.
The hardest part is being the same age as all these people and wondering what part of Sunday school they missed.
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Pepsi is better. But dr pepper is the best.
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Absolutely. 100% agreed.
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