James: Hey, I like your latest blog
Me: That’s because you’re in it, aren’t you?
James: Honestly I just do a text search for James on every blog, I’m that fucking shallow.
Auna, meet Hipster James. You’ll have to meet him next, because along with Hipster Aaron, you’ve got the whole posse.
Auna gets to meet Hipster James because when I told her I was sad, she sent me a picture of her cleavage.
We are going so slow that I haven’t touched her. I haven’t kissed her. I haven’t anything. But at the same time, I’m going to keep that picture.
Because my day looks better already.
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