Only in America could Dunkin make paying $4.23 for a large cup of coffee seem reasonable, because Starbucks has made it their mission in life to make coffee as expensive as possible. But to be fair to Starbucks, I’m not sure their large coffee is more expensive than Dunkin. I think that when I go to Starbucks, I am not lured by their coffee. Their espresso drinks are where it’s at, and I don’t get out of there for less than $6.00. I don’t do it every day, because I’m a Xennial who knows that of course I can buy a house if I just stop buying coffee and avocado toast.
Of course Starbucks is the reason I can’t buy a house, and not the gigantic surge of inflation over the last 40 years. Coffee is just the best example to bring it home to people. I am sure that very old people who can remember paying a dollar for coffee in a diner are more outraged than I am, because it’s just beans and water. The margin is incredible. We don’t pay for drinks, we pay for drugs. 😛
There’s no way that people buy coffee just for the taste, because you can find excellent decaf out there, but who’s going to buy it? Apparently, more people than I think, because I have a decaf Cafe Bustelo in my cabinet for those long writing nights in which I still need the aromatherapy to function, but eventually want to sleep at some point.
I have an interesting relationship with coffee, because my brain slows down while my body ramps up. It’s the same with Ritalin or any drug I might take for ADHD. My brain needs the caffeine to function, my body does not. Therefore, I often drink coffee, as I told my sister, “until my brain works and my hands are shaking.” That’s because high doses of caffeine seem to be the right amount of correction and Ritalin is too much.
When I’m on Ritalin, my autism cannot cope.
That’s the part I’ve been missing all these years. I’ve had an ADHD and a bipolar diagnosis because women are often diagnosed with personality disorders instead of autism. That’s why there’s so many new women being diagnosed. The criteria has changed because AuDHD was being mistaken for other things, or impossible to find because the personality disorder and the autism were comorbidities, as is my case. I go up and down with the seasons due to my bipolar disorder. Neither depression nor hypomania last very long.
I have a good relationship with hypomania most of the time, because it doesn’t present as this period of wild behavior that goes up into what most would view as crazy. It’s just a period of productivity, alertness, and a lot of the time, insomnia that drugs cannot defeat. My body is too keyed up with adrenaline to let them take effect. There’s only been one time in my history that hypomania has led to true mania, and I was laid out in the hospital for several days while my medication got adjusted.
It was so frustrating, because I didn’t have any ID on me when I got there, so they gave me the first drugs they thought I would need instead of the ones I normally took. But, when I got back to having a regular psychiatrist, my protocol was changed back to my regularly scheduled program. I think that I’m doing better for two reasons.
The first is that things calmed down to nothing in terms of Aada’s story with me, so I don’t have those worries weighing me down anymore. I am satisfied that all we want is peace for the other, and that any contact down the road will be just as peaceful as ours was a few days ago.
We deserve the right to be tired of each other for a while. I cannot believe how bad things got, and how much of a miracle it will be if this is not the end of our movie. That’s because we are excellent writing partners, and it would be fun to create a writer’s room with her in it rather than isolated on my own. If I am allowed to build a dream, it’s that Lanagan Media Group will take on a project that excites her, so she’ll actually want her STEAM creativity sitting at my table. I am not kidding when I say that we would flatten people with our talent and make millions of dollars. I’m not talking her up, this is just the truth.
She doesn’t use arts in her daily job, so she doesn’t think of herself as creative. But I know better because of her diverse background. She could also make me come alive in a different way, because it’s our synergy that makes me feel like a better writer than I actually am. I don’t think I’ve focused on that enough and given her credit. All of that letter writing crafted me into someone with incredible dexterity as a writer, and it was all because I was trying to be impressive when I didn’t feel like it.
She thought of me as a professor, lecturing her instead.
I was always embarrassed by this, because my neurodivergent need to over-explain everything was a symptom. I never thought she was less intelligent than me or less capable. I’m a storyteller, and getting lost in my own thoughts alienated her so that she thought I was speaking ex cathedra, that my words had a magical quality that they didn’t, which was more truth than hers.
I could get lost in my beautiful girl’s writing, and I regret that I did not give her the time and space to feel it. Because I’ve deleted most of the other ones, I’ve gone back and savored the one from the other day. It’s the last pieces of her that I have, and it’s not surprising to me that I want to spend time with them. Her tone is warm and inviting, letting me listen to all her stories. They were very good ones, a narrative I could never create on this web site because those are not my stories to tell.
I may have been invited into her world for the last time, as I have written on my own blog… “The Last Letter.” It is not time to think of an us, only a me in a new direction. But I think there is new hope of building something down the road, after our feelings have had time to breathe. I need to get better, to recover from the last 12 years. I need to be in a more stable place to give Aada the grace that love requires, and she needs time to reach that place with me. If we ever do come back together, it will be because we know we belong in each other’s lives because of our conflict and not despite it.
As I told her, “what would be The AntiAada is for you to face real conflict in a friendship and come out the other side.” That is because she said that her journey with The AntiLeslie had come to a close. This changed her stance to “for now.”
Two words have not meant this much since “someday, perhaps.”
Because the thing about Aada is that she chooses her words very carefully, and would not lead me on if she did not mean it. I was blown away by her depth of emotion for me, that she actually liked being my yellow string and refers to it often. That she was not threatened when I said that it was hard to create relationships outside of her because I was so invested in this one.
It comes across as love addiction, that I’ve attributed these magical qualities to a real life person. But you won’t know if I’m telling the truth or not. You’ll just have to see if our partnership actually produces anything in the future.
I don’t think that Aada has it in her for this to be the last of our movie, either, if she longs for the days when reading “Stories” was her highlight. If there was something I was doing that made her feel that way, I’d certainly want to know what it was.
I thought she would think of me as serious, thoughtful, not willing to throw her away. She thought I was playing her alive. It is definitely a difference of opinion, and one that makes me eager to explore more of myself. To understand what I’m doing when I write about a conflict with someone and they see it.
If you have a conflict with a writer, it’s going to hurt if they’re any good. It was not my intention to come across as The Punisher, just The Tortured Bloggers’ Department.
I’m having to bat cleanup and clarify that all my ruminations were designed to let me let go. That holding all my emotions inside was damaging to me when I couldn’t get air to them. That is no longer a problem, because I don’t see those problems in the same way.
They have been recorded, and are yesterday’s newspaper…. What should be lining your birdcage if you print.
The best comment I ever got from a reader was that I made her cry on the toilet.
Now that’s power.
My story is interesting because it involves so many different people and eras. When I go back and read I realize how many multitudes I contain. But how to show those different aspects of myself to the world has come with mixed results.
I have had to struggle with being popular among strangers and Harriet the Spy to my friends. Given that I love spies, this comparison is not altogether unpleasant. I also enjoy the cartoon, and would love a t-shirt.
But all this time, I haven’t thought of myself as Harriet the Spy, but Player from Carmen Sandiego. I’m just the nerd on the internet with lots of information, that’s usually not in the same physical place with her friends. I identify a lot with Justin Long from “Galaxy Quest.”
But due to my ADHD I have a wide variety of interests rather than sinking my curiosity into only one thing.
And now we’ve arrived at an AHA! moment.
No, I don’t have varied interests because they all feed my writing. I have to have something to write about, but my mind never lifts away from the things I could do here to be more creative.
I just haven’t been funny lately, and I apologize. I haven’t felt funny.
I’ve felt like licking my wounds and being dumped girl.
Meanwhile, I was never dumped girl. I was “I am totally responsible for every aspect of this conflict because I had one job.” I turned my harsh criticism on myself and let everyone see it…. And in fact wonder what made Aada say that I don’t.
I have manipulated her without realizing it, and she cannot say that she did not do the same. I would love to hear what Aada’s doctor saw in me that made her say that Aada was being manipulated, because I’m betting that there are more constructive ways I could have said everything. I hope the difference between me and Aada’s other friends is that I’m waiting and willing to learn all these things so that we can be safe & stable with each other.
I still need to learn how to handle all of my relationships, it’s just that this one is the most important to me. 12 years is a lot of history to throw away, and there will never be a time in which her story is not welcome to be entwined with mine.
I closed my letter by saying that I was “an all the way to the river friend, if we could find a way to walk without tripping the other up.” I think that is the plight of all relationships, to as Rumi says, be entwined at the branches instead of the trunk. All people need enough room to breathe and be themselves, and enough companionship to feel like they are not walking alone.
It is something I will take with me into all new relationships, because I need to talk to a therapist about my own verbiage. How can I grow as a person so that my writing becomes happier? How can I put away my troubles when it is time? How can I focus on my life and compartmentalize?
How can I focus on my own goals, putting down my conflicts with other people and the need to turn them over in my head? I have a feeling it’s why I’m not more popular than I am, this need to ruminate. But it is in this rumination that I find the strength to make it through the rough days. It is my therapy and my hitchhiker’s guide to the universe.
Anne Lamott has always said that if you don’t see the book on the shelf that you need to read, you should write it. Because I didn’t have any new memories with Aada to create, I found myself dwelling on old ones. I was a sentimental fool, and it didn’t come across to the one person I needed to “get it.”
But she does “get it.” She told me never to stop writing, that I didn’t need to take anything down, that she wanted peace for me.
My only reply to that was “you want peace for me, but you do not want to do anything to promote it.” I think that line landed exactly where I needed it to land because it is the heart of the problem. We keep reaching out to each other and missing the mark because we know each other so well in one aspect, writing.
Aada promoting peace would be meeting me in person, allowing us both to decompress and talk slower than 90 wpm.
It is how I have learned that my writing can be negative, that I spend so much time in this space that I am not really connecting with people. Connection is in glances, hugs, cheek kisses, whatever the occasion dictates. Connection is Cafe Bustelo. Connection is Dunkin. Connection is Starbucks.
Connection is spending a few extra dollars on coffee to sit next to each other, welcoming the other into our silence.
Stories That Are All True 