What Do I Want in a Partner?

I’m starting to think about what I really want in my next partnership, because of course everyone comes with their own red flags and green, but if you put out what you want into the universe, you just might get it.

I need a news junkie who doesn’t mind searching the world for conflicts and talking about them. I tend to see everything from a global perspective, because “America first” helps no one. It’s like we’re lording power over the rest of the world, and they’re really quite tired. American arrogance is at an all-time high, and that’s not something I want to promote when I travel. I want someone adaptable in all sorts of cultures, because I want to explore.

There’s always the chance that my writing will really take off, because I have enough subscribers to believe in myself. That I will never stop trying to improve myself, whether it’s online or off. And even “offline” is a misnomer, because I would still write books. There just wouldn’t be this stream of consciousness rambling that creates blowback when it is not refined.

In short, I’m never going to be more unknown than I am right now, and looking into the future that only gets bigger. People walk away, and others take their place. I’ve lost hits in Virginia and California, but gained them in London and New Delhi.

Anyone who is in any way connected to my life makes the decision to read based on whether they’re the story. They get mad and walk off. Sometimes they even get over it. What they don’t do is just tell me to shove my echologia up my ass because it’s not helping anyone.

That’s where you come in. You have to be there to take the bullets with me while I cry. That’s been Aada’s job for 12 years, because no one else actually read what I was trying to say all those years, even when I was angry.

She’s just tired of it, and so am I. You’ll get tired of it, too. Who knows if our relationship will last? I certainly don’t, because few people can stomach me at full strength. You won’t want to be around me all the time, and I don’t need that. It would be hard on my writing schedule if you did.

I cannot have needy partners that don’t respect my alone time. I need them to be filled with the desire to create as well so that jealousy doesn’t creep in… That I’m not giving them the time that should rightfully be theirs and I’m a bad girlfriend for leaving them alone “all the time.”

This is a common complaint.

That’s why it is good that I have lots of friends outside of a possible you, a support system that is an overarching structure. That if we break up, my world doesn’t end.

I’m interested in strengthening that cocoon by adding a possible you, and you will be right for me if you have your own thing going.

It doesn’t matter what it is. Perhaps you work for the government. Perhaps you work for private industry. Perhaps you have your own business. Perhaps you are disabled.

I am not looking for a particular type, but a particular individual. Everyone is so complicated and breaking down people by type seems like a simplistic view. You could literally be anyone, but if I’m attracted to you, you’ll be very intelligent. I don’t connect with bodies, but the way I feel when I’m around you. Warm and inviting is a must, able to hold my attention just as important. Relationships don’t have room to grow that are all about small talk.

But intimacy has to grow over time, not the instantaneous bonding of the past. I recognize that it leads to all sorts of unhealthy consequences down the road, so I need to lean in and trust that having a bit of mystery for a while is a good thing. That a solid basis of friendship in shared activities is better than trying to get to know someone and thinking the relationship is possible of lasting a lifetime within a day and a half.

I want someone who will take care of me, and teach me how to take care of them. I want to be attentive where I haven’t in the past, compartmentalizing my emotions so that I can better receive what’s in store for me.

We will have inside jokes, a language of our own over time. There will be stories and shortcuts only you know. You’ll know all my secrets because I have none.

That’s a new thing, having no secrets.

The mystery is solved as to why I couldn’t move on, so I’m ready to take the Mystery Machine and drive it to new material.

I need new “Stories That Are All True,” because the old ones are just getting stale. I need stability and positivity, because I tend to have an anxious connection with people and handle it by believing them the first time. Things will be fine if you’re not the lying type.

I can forgive lies, but they take me a long time to get over, as my readers will attest. Letting go of anger is easy. Letting go of how a lie wrecked a system is hard.

I let go of things much easier in person, so have the time to sit down with me instead of being remote. I want us to be genuinely interested in closeness, because it’s easy to get busy and start texting, going weeks without actual face time.

Living relatively close is important, because the further away you are, the less you’ll want to get together. I need to be dragged out of my house, so I don’t want to drift too much.

I want it all to be just right.