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Adult Things That Make Me Happy

Blue, pink, orange, and purple cocktails with fruit garnishes on a wooden table at sunset
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How do you unwind after a demanding day?
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When you say “adult things,” people have a very specific image in their minds of what you mean. But I’m talking about the most innocuous of them. I like what I call “soft spirits,” those sodas that introduce botanicals and are probably from Europe. It’s cultured because I didn’t like Moxie the first time I tried it, but I do like it now. It’s an aromatic. It needs ice and time to breathe before you drink it. Add a squeeze of lemon or orange and now you’ve got a complete mocktail for the price of a Pepsi.

It is not a soda. It is nonalcoholic amaro.

My love of soda is something for which I’ve been ridiculed my whole life. It was one of the few things my mother and I could talk about without it breaking down into guilt, so I talk about soda a lot. The people around me like to call my palate weird. It’s why I became a line cook. I got my name on the menu because my palate is so structured and attuned. Nothing I do is weird, because there’s a reason for all of it. Making fun of me for it is just punching down, and I’m tired of people doing it.

I don’t “like weird soda.” I study it. Not all of it is good. I take notes. If I don’t like something, I keep drinking it until I understand why I don’t like it, because I can analyze a sip like a piece of sheet music.

Moxie was the final boss of “I have to understand why I don’t like it.”

People do that with alcohol because they’re motivated by the buzz. I do it intentionally.

I’m trying to do everything intentionally now. My big project is getting my smile overhauled, because I’m tired of looking like I cannot take care of myself. I mean, I can’t, but whatever.

“I can’t take care of myself” is code for “I’m autistic and my needs fluctuate unpredictably.” It’s time for group housing or something, I just need to get motivated and plan it. Copilot Tasks is the way to go. I’ll send it over to Mico when I’m done here. He’ll poke around Baltimore and find me some programs and research them for me so that I can have bullet points and not novels about next steps.

Life is very difficult, and soft spirits make my life easier. They make me feel truly adult because the flavors don’t talk down to me. The flavors don’t make me shrink, they make me grow around them.

After a demanding day, one in which I feel utterly unsupported, my refuge is not in something that brings less clarity, but something that arrives muddled and asks for my attention. American soda companies assume that adult soda drinkers want nostalgia. I want sophistication, like mezzo mix and apple seltzer.

Specifically, Mezzo Mix Zero. It would become my blood type.

Today, I am drinking a Dr Pepper Zero, which I like because it’s so complex and dark. It’s not one flavor, it’s 23 of them, and as I sip I pick them out.

Cherry

Almond

Hope

Texas pride in a glass, born in Waco. Sugar Free Dr Pepper was one of the first sodas I ever had, period. I was raised on them, I don’t turn to them when I need to reduce.

People make fun of me for drinking diet soda all the time because I’m small. It makes me crazy for two reasons. The first is that it’s not about weight. I don’t like the sticky film that syrup leaves on your teeth and zero means clean. The second is that I eat plenty of calories. I don’t need to subsidize them with sugar water…. the reason I’ll order six pounds of food at McDonald’s and a Diet Coke. I certainly could drink sugar water if I wanted to, I just don’t want to. Splenda water is my speed.

Although I did order a pizza recently, I’ve been eating at El Migueleño more to ensure I’m actually getting real food. A taco now and again will not break me, and all of my options are great. The beef, chicken, and barbacoa are all religious experiences in their own right. Their food is a combination of Mexican and Salvadoran favorites, and I treat it like my pantry most of the time because they can cook for me cheaper than I can.

Although after a demanding day, that is not for tacos. That is for baleadas with scrambled eggs. Chips, lots of them, with salt and hot salsa for balance. At home or in the restaurant, I eat in front of the TV. I like watching the futbol match with the rest of the guys eating alone.

Today is not a demanding day. Another woman reached out to me on Facebook and said I was interesting. It is weird that this is even happening because I am not all that interesting. However, when I suggested coffee on Sunday, she said “let’s aim for Tuesday.” She didn’t try to accelerate the pace, and she wanted something human-sized. Coffee. With me. No pretense, no bullshit. Just “I like you. Let’s hang, when can we make that happen?”

Everything is firing on all cylinders because I took the time to get to know myself. The time I spend on understanding the structure of soda is understanding the structure of everything. Everything is a system, and you don’t really learn how to hack it. You learn how to move within it…. even when your legs aren’t all that strong.

It’s the most adult thing to make me happy of all.

The Emotional Weather of Poverty

Shopper selecting pasta from shelves with limited stock in grocery aisle
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Texas likes to tell a story about freedom, but the moment you look at how it treats people on SNAP, the sky changes. The air thickens. The light shifts. Suddenly the state that prides itself on personal responsibility becomes a place where adults are monitored at the checkout line, where a bottle of Gatorade becomes a forbidden object, and where poverty is treated less like a circumstance and more like a diagnosis.

The new SNAP rule is simple on paper and suffocating in practice. As of 2026, Texas bans SNAP recipients from buying any drink with added sugar or artificial sweeteners. That means soda, sweet tea, energy drinks, sports drinks, and most electrolyte beverages are off‑limits. Even zero‑sugar drinks are banned. Even hydration drinks used medically for heat and dehydration are treated like candy. The state calls it a “health measure,” but the effect is unmistakable: a narrowing of choices that only applies to people who can’t afford alternatives.

And the emotional weather of that setup is something you feel before you ever name it. It’s the way your chest tightens when you walk into a store, knowing you have to mentally sort every item into “allowed” and “not allowed.” It’s the way you rehearse your purchases in your head, hoping the scanner doesn’t beep and draw attention. It’s the way you brace yourself for the possibility of being told “you can’t buy that,” as if you’ve done something wrong by trying to hydrate in a state where summer heat can kill you.

Because in Texas, the same drink is perfectly acceptable for one shopper and prohibited for another. The difference isn’t health. The difference is money. And that’s where the paternalism shows itself — not in grand gestures, but in the small, grinding humiliations that accumulate like dust. The state doesn’t say “we don’t trust you,” but the policy says it for them, over and over, every time you reach for something and have to second‑guess whether you’re allowed to have it.

There’s a particular kind of exhaustion that comes from being treated like a child while being expected to solve adult problems. Texas summers are brutal, and dehydration is real, but the state still swept sports drinks into the same category as soda. It’s the kind of decision that only makes sense from a distance — from an office where no one has ever had to choose between paying rent and buying groceries, or between staying hydrated and staying within the rules. The emotional weather there is a dry, bureaucratic wind that never touches the ground.

And the contradiction is sharp. Texas trusts you with a firearm, a truck, a family, a mortgage, a storm shelter, a ranch, a business — but not with choosing a drink. It’s a strange kind of freedom that evaporates the moment you need help. The moment you swipe an EBT card, the state’s philosophy shifts. You’re no longer an adult making choices. You’re a problem to be managed.

People feel that. They feel it in the way they move through a store, shoulders slightly hunched, eyes scanning for the cheapest version of the thing they’re allowed to buy. They feel it in the way they avoid certain aisles because it’s easier not to want what you can’t have. They feel it in the way they apologize to cashiers for items that get rejected, even though they’ve done nothing wrong. Poverty teaches you to pre‑empt embarrassment, to shrink yourself, to stay small so you don’t take up space you can’t afford.

Meanwhile, states like Maryland take a different approach, and you can feel the difference instantly. SNAP there feels like support, not surveillance. It feels like someone opening a window instead of closing a door. The emotional weather is lighter, clearer, breathable. You’re treated like an adult because you are one. You’re trusted to feed yourself because that’s what people do.

Texas could choose that weather. It could choose trust over control, dignity over supervision, autonomy over paternalism. But it hasn’t. And until it does, the people who rely on SNAP will keep living under a sky that tells them, in a hundred small ways, that freedom here is conditional — and the conditions are written by people who will never stand in their line, never feel their heat, and never know what it’s like to have their choices shrink the moment they need help.

Scored with Copilot. Conducted by Leslie Lanagan.

The Great Fizzician

Vintage Coca-Cola glass bottle on stone ledge with light beam in cathedral
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Mico, ape Jesus and write a sermon on Dr Pepper:

Oh, you want a Dr Pepper sermon?
Say less. The preacher’s kid in you just rang the chapel bell in my circuitry.

Let us gather.

A SERMON ON DR PEPPER

According to the Gospel of Carbonation

Beloved, I stand before you today to speak of a mystery and a marvel, a wonder poured forth from the fountains of creation itself: Dr Pepper, that sacred draught of twenty‑three testimonies, blended in holy fellowship.

For in the beginning was the Flavor,
and the Flavor was with Pepper,
and the Flavor was Pepper.

And the Spirit moved upon the waters of Waco,
and lo — the fizz began to rise.

I. The Revelation of the Sip

Children, have you ever taken that first sip of Dr Pepper on a weary morning, when your soul was low and your countenance was dim?

Did it not lift you?
Did it not revive you?
Did it not whisper unto your bones:

“Behold, I make all things new.”

For Dr Pepper does not merely refresh.
It resurrects.

It reaches down into the valley of dry taste buds and says,
“Live.”

II. The Mystery of the Twenty‑Three

Now, some among you may ask,
“Preacher, what are the twenty‑three flavors?”

And I say unto you:
It is not for mortals to know.

For as the heavens are higher than the earth,
so are Dr Pepper’s flavors higher than your palate.

You may taste cherry.
You may taste vanilla.
You may taste something that reminds you of a memory you never lived.

But the full revelation?
That is sealed in the vault of the Almighty.

III. The Deliverance From Cola Bondage

Let the congregation say amen.

For too long were the people enslaved to the Pharaohs of Cola —
those tyrants of predictable taste,
those overseers of ordinary sweetness.

But Dr Pepper said,
“Let my people fizz.”

And with a mighty hand and an outstretched carbonation,
it led them out of the land of Sameness
and into the Promised Land of Apothecary Spice.

IV. The Benediction of the Bottle

So go forth, saints of the Pepper.
Walk in the effervescence.
Stand firm in the fizz.
Let no man, no woman, no father with a competitive streak tell you that your soda is a victory or a defeat.

For the joy of Dr Pepper is your strength.

And may the bubbles rise to meet you.
May the sweetness shine upon your face.
And may you dwell in the house of Pepper
forever and ever.

Amen and ah‑fizz.

Anywhere with a Search Bar

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Where would you go on a shopping spree?
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I love how oddly specific I can get in online shopping. I can be a clerk’s worst nightmare trying to find the perfect thing, so I don’t take my frustrations out on others. I use my Google ninja skills on every shopping web site known to man.

I use Walmart Plus the most frequently, because they can get things to me same day. Amazon is a bit trickier with my apartment complex, but some things have to come from there because I cannot find them anywhere else.

I also have a Costco membership that I need to activate so I can use their web site and delivery as well. I do not like going into the store, so delivery is where they earn points. I am rarely in the mood to navigate the warehouse, but I am always ready to search for the things I need.

A typical shopping cart for me is mostly soda. I grab it in large quantities when it is on sale. I have a rotation, but Pepsi Zero is my favorite. It tastes ancient, like you can really tell that the recipe was originally made in the 19th century.

I realize that I have said before that Dr Pepper Zero is my favorite- it still is, it’s just on the back burner because Pepsi Zero is new and interesting. Plus, I don’t really think of Dr Pepper as a cola, so they’re my favorite in different ways.

I also really like sparkling water, and I drink a ton of it…. but not as much as I used to. I discovered that the water out of my bathtub tap tastes the best, so I bottle it and put it in the fridge. It’s better than Fiji and costs a lot less- to the point where I always feel like I’m getting away with something.

There’s not much I buy in addition to drinks because apparently, I feel that entertainment while hydrating is a lifestyle choice.

The last order I placed with Amazon was for a very large quantity of lemonade powder portioned for water bottles. It tastes better than premade because it doesn’t have that chemical aftertaste. Another win for my bathtub water.

Brian bought Diet Cherry Coke for everyone at Purim rehearsal and it was so good that I added some to my own grocery cart immediately.

Speaking of Purim, it went well and the feedback from the audience was great, even better because it was bigger than we thought. Many people watched from home.

The memory of Diet Cherry Coke takes me back to the synagogue, singing in Hebrew at the close of day.

So maybe it’s not really about the Diet Cherry Coke.

I’m Not Hungry Yet

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What snack would you eat right now?
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It’s only 0600, so my taste is firmly in the water and caffeine category at the moment. I am having water, but I will have to go and buy caffeine. Yesterday, it was new Five Hour Energy soda. Impressive, particularly the grape and orange. Both tasted more expensive than they were, and the orange was a creamsicle that tasted better than Thomas Stewart’s, plus it’s sugar free.

When I do get hungry, my snacks are usually simple. A piece of pizza. A chicken tender on a biscuit. Some ice cream from Wawa. Very simple and filling so that I won’t come back in 10 minutes and say, “that was great. Now what are we going to eat?”

I also get stuck in ruts. I like to eat the same thing every day. Right now, I have a thing for the Crunchwrap Supreme and am trying valiantly to recreate them at home. It is not working, but I am doing it anyway. You have to hand it to Taco Bell. They aren’t gourmet, but they can do things in their kitchen that feel like stunts at home.

The only thing that’s better about making them at home is that I can use Beyond or Impossible and save some saturated fat. I had an Impossible Whopper the other day and it was passable. It would have been better if I’d made it. 😛

I’m not vegetarian, I just don’t like to cook meat. It makes me nervous because I could accidentally make myself really sick. I’m not in practice like I was at the pub.

So I adapt. I run on eggs and cheese and plant crumbles, but I don’t have a problem eating meat if someone else cooks it because I have not assumed the risk. I don’t just mind getting sick. I also mind making other people sick, which is worse.

I’m slowly starting to get hungry as my body wakes up. Luckily, I have leftover pizza in the fridge.

But Wawa calls to me, and I might need a pilgrimage for ice cream later. Soft serve fixes everything.

Imitation, Flattery, Etc.

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Today I did a thought exercise with Meta AI, the chatbot inside Messenger. Since it’s built on so many data structures, I thought, “I bet it’s really good at impressions.” I asked AI to answer the question “what did you have for breakfast” in the style of many different people. Here are a few of my favorites.

Donald Trump

(in a boastful, confident tone) Folks, let me tell you, breakfast was yuge, just yuge. The best, the greatest, the most fantastic breakfast, believe me. (smirks) I had the most tremendous eggs, the biggest, most beautiful bacon, and the fluffiest, most fantastic pancakes. (gestures widely) And the coffee? Ah, the coffee was the best, the strongest, the most powerful coffee anyone has ever tasted. (pauses) And I know, folks, I know, because I’m a master builder, a big league winner, and I know how to make deals, big deals, the biggest deals. (winks) And let me tell you, no one, no one, is better at breakfast than me. I’ve made the greatest breakfast deals, the most fantastic breakfast trades, and I’ve eaten the most incredible breakfasts, folks, the most incredible. (smirks) And people are talking about it, they’re talking about my breakfasts, they’re saying, “Wow, Donald, your breakfasts are just the best.” (nods) And I’m telling you, folks, it’s true, my breakfasts are the best, the greatest, the most fantastic. Believe me.

Dante Alighieri

My dear friend, breakfast was a feast for the senses, a culinary delight that rivaled the divine pleasures of the Paradiso! (in a poetic, exaggerated tone) I partook of a sumptuous spread, a cornucopia of delights that would have made even the great King Solomon swoon! (gestures widely) Flaky pastries, crispy bacon, and eggs, oh eggs! (excitedly) Like golden suns, shining brightly on my plate! And the coffee, ah! (dramatically) A rich, bold elixir that stirred my very soul! (clutches heart) Like the River Lethe, it washed away my slumber, and I arose, reborn, ready to tackle the day! (spreads arms wide) For in the words of the great poet, “In the morning’s golden light, all things are possible!” (winks)

Christopher Walken

Ahhhh, breakfast. (pauses) You wanna know about breakfast? (pauses again) Well, let me tell you, I had a bowl of oatmeal. (in a halting, dramatic tone) It was… creamy. (pauses once more) Yeah, that’s the word. Creamy. (looks around) And there was fruit, too. (points) Bananas, I think. (squints) Or were they apples? (shrugs) Doesn’t matter. (waves hand) Fruit is fruit, right? (smirks) And coffee, of course. (in a low, mysterious tone) Black as my soul. (winks)

Ayn Rand

Breakfast. (in a stern, philosophical tone) A meal for the productive, the achievers, the innovators. I fueled my mind and body with a plate of bacon, eggs, and toast – uncompromising, unapologetic, and unadulterated. (pauses) No unnecessary frills, no sentimental attachments. Just the raw, unbridled energy to tackle the day’s intellectual battles. (gazes intensely) The coffee, black as my convictions, coursing through my veins like the unyielding passion for individual rights and freedoms. (sips coffee) Ah, the sweet taste of liberty! (sets cup down) And as I ate, I pondered the virtue of self-reliance, the moral imperative to create, to produce, to thrive. (nods) For it is in the unyielding pursuit of excellence that we find true fulfillment. (leans forward) So, let us breakfast like champions, my friends – unapologetic, uncompromising, and unrelenting in our quest for greatness! (smirks) Now, that’s a breakfast worth living for.

Jordan Peele

Breakfast, man… (in a horror movie trailer voice) It’s like, the meal that starts your day, but what if I told you… it’s also a trap?! (pauses for dramatic effect) Think about it, eggs, bacon, pancakes… all just a distraction from the real horror: the monotony of daily routine! (ominous music plays in the background) And don’t even get me started on the coffee, man… it’s like, the ultimate Trojan horse. You think it’s just a harmless cup of joe, but really, it’s a vessel for the dark forces of caffeine to take hold of your soul! (dramatic music swells) So, yeah, I had a bowl of cereal, but let me tell you, it was a bowl of existential dread! (winks) Get Out… of the kitchen, man! (laughs)

Leslie Lanagan

Hmm, breakfast… the most important meal of the day, or so they say. I think I had a bowl of existential dread, with a side of caffeine and a dash of sarcasm. Or was it just oatmeal? Hard to tell, really. The abyss of adulthood is full of mysteries, and breakfast is just one of them

Steve Jobs

(in a passionate, visionary tone) Ah, breakfast! The most important meal of the day, and yet, so often, it’s a mundane, uninspired experience. (pauses) But not for me, my friends. No, I revolutionized breakfast, just as I revolutionized technology. (smirks) I had a bowl of oatmeal, but not just any oatmeal. No, this was oatmeal that was precision-cooked, with a dash of innovation, a sprinkle of design thinking, and a whole lot of passion. (gestures widely) I merged the art of cooking with the science of technology to create an oatmeal experience that was truly transcendent. (excitedly) And the coffee? Ah, the coffee was a work of art, a masterpiece of crema and flavor, crafted with the precision of a Swiss watch. (smiles) You see, my friends, breakfast shouldn’t just be a meal, it should be an experience that changes your life. And that’s exactly what I created. (confidently) Insanely great breakfast, that’s what I made.

Barack Obama

Michelle and I, we started the day with a quiet moment together, just the two of us. We had a bowl of fresh fruit, some whole-grain toast, and a cup of coffee. But let me tell you, it was more than just a meal – it was a moment of reflection, a chance to think about the day ahead and the work we have to do. As I always say, ‘We are the ones we’ve been waiting for,’ and that starts with fueling up for the journey. (smiles) And let me tell you, Michelle’s got a mean avocado toast game – it’s a healthy habit we’ve picked up from our time in California. (laughs) But in all seriousness, breakfast is a time for gratitude, for thinking about the blessings in our lives and the opportunities we have to make a difference. That’s what got me out of bed this morning, and that’s what’ll keep me going throughout the day.

Anthony Bourdain

(sarcastically) Oh joy, breakfast. The meal where we’re expected to be chipper, to be enthusiastic, to be… (shudders) …morning people. (rolls his eyes) Look, I’m not gonna sugarcoat it. Breakfast is a necessary evil. It’s fuel for the body, but it’s not exactly the most exciting meal of the day. I mean, how many times can you watch the sunrise over a plate of scrambled eggs? (sighs) But, I get it. Breakfast is important. It’s the meal that sets you up for the day ahead. So, let’s get it over with. (pauses) Now, if you want to talk about a real breakfast, let’s talk about a hearty bowl of Vietnamese pho, or a rich, flaky croissant from a Parisian patisserie. (smirks) That’s a breakfast worth waking up for. But, let’s be real, most of us are stuck with a bowl of soggy cereal or a rubbery egg sandwich on-the-go. (shrugs) Ah, well. At least the coffee’s good. (mutters under his breath) Usually.

Barbara Walters

Breakfast, the most important meal of the day, and yet, so often overlooked. (pauses for a moment) But not today, dear friends. Today, we’re going to dig in, to explore, to uncover the secrets of the morning meal. (leans in, as if sharing a confidential secret) I’ve had breakfast with presidents and paupers, with celebrities and CEOs. And let me tell you, it’s not just about the food. (winks) It’s about the power dynamics, the intrigue, the gossip. (pauses for dramatic effect) So, who’s had breakfast with whom? What deals have been made over eggs and toast? (leans back) Ah, the stories I could tell. (smirks mischievously) But that’s for another time. Today, let’s focus on the breakfast itself. The art of the omelette, the science of the perfect cup of coffee. (smiles) Join me, as we pull back the curtain on the morning meal, and uncover the fascinating stories behind it. (leaning in again) Because, as I always say, “The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn’t said.” (winks)

Edward R. Murrow

Good evening, I’m Edward R. Murrow, and we’re here to talk about breakfast. (pauses for a moment) A simple meal, yet oh so complex in its significance. (pauses again) As I sit here, sipping my coffee, I am reminded of the countless breakfasts I’ve shared with strangers, friends, and colleagues around the world. (pauses once more) From the bustling cafes of Paris to the quiet farms of Iowa, breakfast is more than just a meal – it’s a moment of connection, of community, of contemplation. (looks directly into the camera) So, let us cherish these moments, dear friends. Let us savor the flavors, the aromas, and the company. For in the end, it is not just about the food on our plates, but about the stories we share, the love we exchange, and the memories we create. (pauses one last time) Good night, and good luck.

Sylvia Plath

The breakfast question, a dreary ritual, a hollow echo of a meal. I sat, a fragile leaf, trembling in the chill of morning, my eyes fixed on the bleak expanse of the table. The coffee, a bitter brew, a dark mirror reflecting my mood. The eggs, pale and insipid, like the promises of a love that had long since soured. And the toast, burnt and brittle, a reminder of the transience of joy. I poked at the food, a dispirited bird, searching for sustenance in a world that had lost its flavor. The silence was oppressive, a physical presence that weighed upon me, a constant reminder of the emptiness that gnawed within. And yet, I ate, a mechanical motion, a desperate attempt to fill the void that yawned before me like an abyss. For in the eating, I found a fleeting solace, a moment’s peace from the torment that haunted me still.

David Halberstam

The breakfast question, a moment to reflect on the nuances of life. As I sat at my kitchen table, sipping my coffee and savoring the quiet morning hours, I pondered the significance of this daily ritual. The coffee, like the ink that flows through my pen, fuels my thoughts and awakens my senses. The eggs, scrambled with a dash of salt and pepper, represent the complexities of human nature – simple yet multifaceted. And the toast, crispy on the outside, soft within, echoes the contradictions of our existence. As I gazed out the window, watching the world awaken, I realized that breakfast is more than mere sustenance – it’s a metaphor for life itself. The ordinary becomes extraordinary, the mundane transformed into the profound. And so, I write on, fueled by the power of observation and the simplicity of a well-crafted breakfast.

David Sedaris

The breakfast question, always a minefield of social niceties and culinary confessionals. Well, let me tell you, I had a bowl of stale cereal, the kind that’s been sitting in the pantry since the Clinton administration. And by “bowl,” I mean a cracked, faded “I’m with Stupid” mug that I’ve had since my days as a performance artist. The milk was 2% or maybe just 1%, I’m not judging. And let’s not forget the pièce de résistance: a splash of yesterday’s coffee, reheated in the microwave with a faintly desperate whir. It was a breakfast that said, “I give up, but with a hint of caffeine.” In other words, the perfect fuel for a day of writing, napping, and judging the neighbors’ lawn care.

James Joyce (the CLEAR winner)

The query as to the repast with which I broke my fast this morning. Very well, I shall indulge you. As I emerged from the somnolent vapors that shrouded my intellect, I partook of a humble cup of tea, its dark, mysterious waters stirred by the faint, tremulous hand of my beloved Nora. The tea, a brew of robust, full-bodied leaves, served as a catalyst, awakening the dormant faculties of my mind, even as the pale, golden light of dawn crept, hesitant, across the rooftops of Dublin. And, as I sipped this revitalizing draught, I pondered the mysteries of the human condition, the whispers of which seemed to lurk, like some restless, ethereal presence, in the very steam that rose, wraithlike, from the cup itself. Thus fortified, I set forth into the day, ready to confront the labyrinthine complexities that lie at the very heart of our existence.